Advice on Talking Dirty
 

My new girl is into stuff which is new to me. Mixing a little pain with pleasure being one, which Im getting the hang of. But she also likes when I talk dirty to her.

Example, if I call her good girl, daddy's girl, naughty, etc, that drives her nuts. Im trying to increase my vocab in this department, but Im having trouble finding stuff on the net. Right now, its just books to buy. If you could post some examples, it would be appreciated, or to some sites that have a lot of good examples. She seems pretty open to me calling her whatever, lol, so I guess vulgar is ok too.

Thanks.

Talking dirty can be fun - the term 'daddy' is a little weird for me...

Just talk about what you are doing - waht you want to do to her, and how what she's doing is m aking you feel... it's really not that hard... words are just words...
http://www.babeland.com/sexinfo/howto/talk-dirty

Yea I suck ass at the whole dirty talk thing. I just feel so goofy sometimes, unless I am really inthe heat of the moment or really drunk. So anyways I will keep an eye open as this thread grows.

I always found a well-timed knock-knock joke to be a great turn-on for the ladies.

Try it.

Knock Knock:
Who's There?
MyCocksinya....

Ladies and Gentlemen;

Women state that "Sense of Humour" as being the ultimate quality they look for in a man.

'Nuff said.

I would ask her what gets her going the most. If it's more like "whore", "slut", etc., then I would say you could use any sort of vulgar vocabulary. Even more smart would be to ask her what she would be OFFENDED by.

I myself get really turned on by dirty talk- I like being called the above names, as well as a "good girl." :)

Thanks bigben but I figured that one out ever since I became interested in women. I swear thats the only way I even meet girls is by making them laugh.

My boyfriend sounds hilarious when he tries to talk dirty, most of the time. If he ever called me a "good girl" or referred to a "daddy" in bed, I'd probably fall out laughing. My point being that every female gets turned on by different things. Ask her how you make her feel, and go from there.

I'm suprised I got to this first... (prepare for obligatory Dane Cook)

My dick feels like corn.

Some real advise
 

try telling her what you are doing and feel. Describe size and textures. Turn sentances into questions. Most of all DISCRIBE.

I just winged it last night and it went very well. Best night ever! Didnt get into any vulgar stuff really. I talked to her about it through the day to guage what she wanted and when it came to showtime, I used some of the stuff she mentioned and my own stuff.


Oh and Tspikes, we've so used Dane Cook many times in bed, just to catch each other off guard. I think the best was "Taste the rainbow"

Good times.

I've always had sucess with just taking about what I'm doing... narrating if you will. It is also a good idea to say how what you are doing is making you feel, or to bring up other times you had sex and it was amazing.

I think about my sweetie a lot during the day at work, so at night when we're fucking around I'll talk to her about the things I was thinking of doing to her. That provides lots of dirtiness to talk about. :)

Between Toaster and livewirerc, it's pretty much covered.

I'd provide examples, but I'm at work right now. *blushes*

Yup. Make her *feel* dirty by telling her all those nasty thoughts you've had, or what you're wanting to do at each moment as things start heating up... verbal tension can be as hot as physical tension. I love feeling lusted over by the man I love. :D

I really really REALLY *REALLY* sucked at it. In that situation, I was not the most creative. But winging it worked best for me.

Heh, I think winging it is the *only* way. I can't imagine scripting what I wanted to talk dirty about. It's fun coming up with stuff on the spot, plus I can kinda steer what I'm talking about (anal, dirty little girl talk, rough stuff, etc) depending on what gets a good moan or look from my sweetie. It's nice because nothing's been off limits with her so I can say just about anything and don't have to restrain myself or be careful of saying something "wrong". Hell, last night she was talking about fantasizing about me knocking her up and then fucking her ass and finishing in her pussy, giving the bebe a headache. Damn I love this woman. :)

Talking Dirty Script, by BigBen:

For the purposes of this document, I will refer to the consenting adults as 1 and 2, so as not to limit the event with gender bias. Please remember, this is a template only, and needs to be completed with the personal info before talking commences:

1: Ooooh, baby, your _______ is what I have been dreaming about all day.
2: You want my _________? I'll give it to you if you want it real bad.

1: I just need your _________ inside me. My _________ is so ________; I can't take it any more! Just __________me over the _________ and _________ me already!

2: Alright, just hold on. My ____________ isn't ___________ yet. Why don't you _________ while we wait for my ____________ to get going?

1: We always ___________. I am tired of doing ___________ all the time. Maybe you could __________ on my ______________.

2: What? Where did you hear about that? That is just ____________. You really are a _________, you know that? All I want once in a while is a nice hard __________, and you keep harping all the time about _________ and __________.

1: That is it. I've had it. I am phoning __________. At least ________ will know how to __________ me.

2: Oh, you just had to bring up ___________ again, huh? Well you know what? I hope you __________ ___________ in the _____________ until you both __________ with the goddamned news cameras filming the whole thing.

Oooh that's like Mad Libs for the bedroom... Fun stuff!!!

I think that's a bazillion dollar idea... :)

Also, if you want ideas read some erotica. literotica.com tends to have both good and terrible erotica, and if there are lines that make you think of your partner, then steal and modify them.

Describe what you feel and what you're doing and what you'd like to do.

Make a bit of noise yourself. I know a lot of men don't make too much noise a lot of the time, but when my love does, it just pushes me over the edge. :)

Here, here!

Past, present, future acts/thoughts... knowing how much he lusts over me is a BIG turn-on.

Definitely say what you'd like to do to her or what you'd like to have done to you!!. I love it when my boy's in my ear and I can feel his breath on my ear ........ that & dirty talk just makes me wet & sends a chill down my spine!!!!!!!

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HA HA HA HA Big Ben and No Soup you guys are awesome!!

Hehe, that's great.

On a not so serious note,

Roleplaying makes talking dirty easy. I am not talking about cosplay here - unless you are into that... Plus women LOVE to roleplay, it's like chick-crack.

The key is to start playing around ahead of time - like hours ahead. For example, start playfully teasing her on being a bad girl on your date, mentioning how she is gona get it if she doesn't behave herself. Most of the time a wonderful thing will happen - she'll play along and start acting bad. Now talking dirty isn't so hard cuz you can escalate things slowly and get comfortable with it, plus it will feel congruent to you.

Cheers.

I can tell you with certaintly that my wife does not like to roleplay. Roleplay for her is an excuse for great laughter.

Hubby has turned dirty talk into an art form, so I wish he'd post in here. (Though for some reason unknown to me he says he feels silly doing it sometimes.) Aside from a few vulgar words or phrases tossed in during sex, he's managed to make regular mudane words into foreplay as well. For instance, say we experimented with ice and enjoyed the experience. He'll use a special tone of voice for the word "ice" in normal conversation in everyday circumstances and I _know_ what he's thinking without anyone else there having a clue. He doesn't even have to look at me or make the tone obvious. It's SUCH a turn on! :D

Damn.

Way to ruin things Charlatan, you ruiner.

I know... it's a curse.

Ummm -nope...
so acting like her parent is a turn on?

I don't wanna know...

:crazy:

This the roleplaying I am talking about! Accept add sexual overtones...and I'll avoid going there with you Charlatan...though I am tempted. :D

It's just adapting a playful frame. We do it all the time with people.

Misinterpret her actions and words in the context of, her misbehaving, trying to solicit sex from you, being slutty, wanting to be dominated, etc. Once we set the frame, language comes easilly.
So there ya go Richard, my 2 rubles on making dirty talk easier.


ClostGoth,

Wow, thats good stuff. It's like re-igning past pleasures. Which gives me this idea of putting dirty talk in context of a past event. Tell me what you think -

Say my girl did a take-away on me. Now if I call her a "little bitch" at a later-softer-pleasurable time and remind her of the moment she was being sexy and denied me pleasure, while calling her that - she remember's that sexually charged moment, adding to her state of arousal...plus I am talking dirty! Hmm?

and thank's for sharing your hustands icy tallents.

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