balinksi

I have a problem and my girlfriend hates it, to the point were she told me I have to get this under control or she won't have sex with me anymore. Now our sex life is great, we have sex probably 15 times a month and she is a total turn on to me (Big tits, nice tight ass, pretty face, great body and really smart). She does just about anything (no anal) but there is one thing she hates. Cum in her hair. The problem is this, I shoot really far when I cum, like I can pump her in her pussy and then pull out (she is on the pill but she wants me to pull out anyway as a second precaution), I rest my cock on her pussy and then cum, I shoot so hard though that I always get it in her hair and she winds up getting pissed. We have tried several different positions, even me pumping her in her ass while we are both lying on her side. She does not like the feel of condoms plus I have a hard time cumming in them. Any suggestions as to toning down my squirting?

BigBen

Well, nice to see your priorities are in order!

Seriously though, if you can't control the direction of the muzzle, you should not be allowed on the firing line.

Grab hold of your cock, and aim for her belly button. If some hits the chest, no harm no foul.

Semen in the hair is a bad one, and it requires a couple of shampooings to sort out. You and I are guys, and a quick towel-dry to the noggin and our coiffure is good-to-go. Girls spend up to an hour or more on their hair, and for you to ruin it is like her reseting the X-Box before you saved. Be respectful of her time and energy.

You better sort that snake out, lad. Aim low, grab a Kleenex, cup your hand, do something.

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Glory's Sun

try writing your name on her stomach..

no. I'm serious. You'll be amazed at the results

Coppertop

Ben, you just made my day. Thanks for that reply, bro.

PayUp

Tell her to wear a shower cap.

Pull out a little earlier and see if she would rather swallow.

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Ustwo

O'Rly?

As someone who, as several women have joked, needs extra paper towels, I'm calling bullshit unless you are having sex with Rapunzel or you are talking about her pubic hair.

And does this really require help even if you had a supersoaker? Aim down or get her to shave depending on if its A or B here.

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onodrim

You have a few options. Either instead of you resting your penis on her, aim it to some extent on her stomach/chest assuming she is fine with that. You could also use your hand to help "direct the flow" so to speak. Have a kleenex or towel ready to catch it instead perhaps.

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Seaver

I dont know Ustwo, I shoot really far when excited as well. Thankfully, my GF wants me to cum inside her (she loves the feeling, brings her to orgasm). For the OP, just aim down at her tits or ask to cum in her mouth.

You can control it, dont act like you cant. If you can pee inside the bowl you can hit her stomach or tits.

feelgood

I'm confused, if she has a big tits, won't they stop them from getting to her hair?

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We have a winner.

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ngdawg

Only if they were made in the good ol' USA of poly-whatever and saline...big'un's flop over.
Balinksi-you are aware that the first drops of cum are the most potent in terms of impregnation, right? If you're pulling out, too late, dude....and to do it when she's on BC? I think she just doesn't like getting messy on either end.

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Aladdin Sane

My thoughts exactly. What's this pulling out stuff? At the point of ejaculation the damage has already been done. Have you ever heard the term "pre-ejaculate?" Dude, your penis leaks before you actually cum. By the time you get ready to blow, your girlfriend is already got enough of your love juice in her canal to make a dozen babies. Making you pull out may make her feel better, but it does nothing to stop pregnancy.

One way to keep it outta her hair would be to withdraw from her pussy and insert into her mouth. Problem solved.

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lukethebandgeek

Um yeah, precum is able to impregnate someone. So an uncovered penis in a vagina AT ANY TIME might get a girl pregnant.

As for the condom thing, try different brands. I like Lifestyles Ultrathins. "Like wearing nothing at all!"

Seriously, condoms are a reality of safe sex these days. If you are unsure, then you should be using them.

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slimshaydee

when you blow, put your hand about about 6 inches in front of your dick, then it can't go anywhere except your hand or down onto her body.

ASU2003

BigBen talked about this a little, but is it really that hard to get out of hair? Do all the girls get mad if some gets in the hair? Or is it just seen as sex is messy, oh well?

abaya

Oh my god Ustwo, even if we disagree on most other topics, you are effing hilarious sometimes.

I also appreciated this one from Seaver:
Yeah, what is really going on here? Couldn't you aim it off to the side or something (with a towel underneath her)? Just curious..

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abaya

Hmm, never had it in my hair, though I guess it just sounds messy and hard to clean up... simply because of the texture of semen and the difficulty in getting it out of all those strands of my long hair. If I were going to take a shower/wash my hair afterwards, then I guess it would be okay.

... on the flip side, how would a guy feel if he got a blow job, came in the girl's mouth, and she spit out his own semen on his hair? Just wondering how guys feel about semen in their own hair...

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BigBen

Man, I am Running, not walking, away from this thread.

Semen in my hair? No thanks. I hate having to wash it out of my pubes though...

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Carno

Ummmm.... wtf why would she spit it out on his hair?

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Supple Cow

A-hahahahahahahahahaha!

Does nobody else appreciate this? I can't be the only lady who loves to play games on the X-Box...

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amonkie

It's the reciprocation - you guys don't want it in YOUR hair .. and it's your own body fluids ... so it makes sense then... doesnt it .. for someone else to show equal dislike for getting it in THEIR hair??


Seriously... condoms stop the mess. Don't like the condoms, try different brands and maybe get to the root of the issue of why exactly she doesn't want you inside - as other's have said, it is an ineffective BC method ...

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Sage

OK.... steering things back onto the track...

Semen in the hair is ANNOYING- I love Martel more than anything else in the world and Love, Love, Love having sex with him... and I get annoyed when he comes in my hair! It really does take at least one shampooing to get it out- there's no way around it. It's like super-ass sticky hair gel.

Ustwo- nope, no bullshit. I swear there's sometimes I think Martel is gonna hit the ceiling if he's lying on his back. He's hit me on the head (and the wall behind my head) more times than I can count!

Oh, and Ben...

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balinksi

I have tried aiming but by the time I get my hands from her ass to my member its too late. Last night when we were doing it I pulled out earlier than normal and she jerked me for a few strokes and she aimed it away from her. That seemed to work.

Thanks to all the woman who responded as to how hard it is to get out of their hair. Now I understand why she gets so pissed. She doesn't need my brand of hair gel.

Ustwo

Key here is on his back.

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abaya

As amonkie pointed out, I was trying to imagine a situation where a guy would get semen in *his* hair, to gauge what his reaction would be. Maybe spitting it out sounds a bit odd, but I couldn't think of any other way to get it to his hair... maybe if he came in a dixie cup, and she poured it out on his head?
Spitting is most efficient.

Anyway, yeah, semen in hair is just not cool for many of us ladies. So, how would the guys feel with semen in their hair, no matter how it got there?

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Poppinjay

I think my MAJOR problem would be about how it got there.

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Willravel

If that's too easy, shoot for the preamble of the Constitution. I've gotten as far as "Tranquility". Cup it otherwise.

MoonDog

And later we have this:
Is her back door closed, or isn't it? So, either she is so turned off by your hydraulics that she was willing to cross that last threshold, or I have to side with Ustwo.

Now, on the off chance that this is a real situation, I would want to know if you are resting it against her and simulating sex outside of her vagina in order to come? Or are you jerking it over her body? Because if it is method #1, then you need to cup, cover with a washcloth, or find some other method of blocking. If it is method #2, then you should be able to direct the flow appropriately.

Good luck! And now, back to "You Got Semen in My Hair", by the Crusty Sailors....

Carno

LOL

Yeah me too..

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abaya

Alright alright, I get the picture. Really, does anyone else have a better hypothetical situation for how a guy might understand why girls don't like cum in their hair? Okay, maybe there are better ones...

Perhaps if a guy was going down on a girl, and she was the type to ejaculate... and it went all over his hair... would you like it?

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hunnychile

Spoo is a great conditioner, tell her so.......

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Carno

I don't think I would mind it that much.. But then again I have really short hair, and I don't think a female's juices are as thick and sticky as a guy's.

I don't think either would bother me a whole lot, but that's because I have super short hair.

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Hardknock

Wow, you're just against everything aren't you?

ubertuber

Something About Mary, anyone?

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ASU2003

If a guy finishes inside a girl, then gets into the 69 position with her on top, and some drips back out?

I don't know. But as a guy with short hair, taking a shower and drying my hair only takes a few minutes.

I guess I view it like farting during sex, it shouldn't happen, but if it does you just move on. If it happens a lot, then it's a problem.

dixie cup...

qweds

definately gotten it in my hair when lying on my back and getting head, my gear works differently if i'm not doing anything so the pressure builds up more and well, shit happens. only once though.

and have we decided whether the oral climax is an open route?

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cellophanedeity

Say that you were to have someone crack an egg over your head. It's kinda similar. Come just isn't something you want in your hair.

And, I don't buy the situation anyway. Mr. threadstarter sounds just like my repeat callers at SEC.

Toaster126

Do some Kegels and get your muscles strong enough that you can delay your release until you have properly aimed or whatever the hell you are doing.

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Ustwo

Only that which defies most logic.

If you can pee in a toilet you can avoid cumming in some ones hair from the superior position.

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percy

Well some guys are talented that way. A former boyfriend used to pull it out and shoot his cum on me after the first squirt hit the wall behind my head. We would have a ball laughing at his ability. I would even start laughing before he came cuz I knew it would be all over the place. I won't even get into when I would squeeze his balls when he came. You'd practically need a windshield.

Now balinski, no offence to you or your partner but, it's sex. Sex get's messy sometimes. Tell your partner to lighten up. It's only hair. That's what shampoo is for.