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Yes, I know it *might* not be true

The undershirt thing is foreign to me. Must be a Mormon thing or something. Most men "adjust" Mr. Happy some way or another. I like him off to the side a little.

I'm sorry, JustJess...maybe it's because I've been up so long or whatever, but that line about letting the little guy "fly free" had me busting up so hard...

Just thought I'd share...

If you make "Use" of the tool....before the morning shower...there is a twofold gain. No need for worrywood....and a very happy mate. Make that threefold...you feel pretty damn good all day.

Just Sayin'

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I find your spouse to be silly! :thumbsup: It certainly is though, ng. :)

Okay so I wear boxer briefs and the man yeah he just normally hangs out how ever he wants. If I'm in an excited state then yeah he goes up, just so that it's not noticeable, and only as long as I'm excited then he just hangs out again. The tucking in thing, yeah I had to do that in boot camp and have since then quite.

Dave wears boxers mostly (no undershirt) so there really isnt the "tucking " thing going on, but on the ocasions he wears boxer briefs he tucks up (mainly cause when hes driving and I like to rub him that puts the head in a good position ;) )

Too late. :lol:

I never tuck my undershirts into my boxer-briefs, and I never have a problem with them riding up.

I occasionally do the tuck-up. But not all day. Currently, for everyone's information, I am hanging to the left. But every once in a while, the tuck up is necessary.

*sheesh*
Left, hm? /considers what that means for plan of attack...

Of course, it'll be different by the time you get home. :(

Hmm...I always thought the more pertinent question was lefty vs. righty rather than tuck up or tuck down.

Have I been grossly misinformed?

I prefer to point south rather than north. that way, I can count the change in my pocket as I am heading into the tollbooth.

Underwear? What's that? Must be a new form of fashion.

As for positioning, it's really no use as it has a mind of its own usually doesn't stay where I put it. It's difficult to get dressed with an erection, so I usually try to avoid it as much as possible.

I let my penis hang down.. it doesn't hurt at all to push a boner down and I wear boxers so I can't really force it anywhere.. It just hangs around so to speak in there..

From what I gather, it sounds like men whose erections are more horizontal, don't care too much if it's down or not, while those that have erections alot more vertical, will put it in the right position so as not to suffer any discomfort.

Hmm, never actually thought about thefact that there would be such a different in angle, and discomfort that went with it.

I guess you learn something new every day.

Mine's quite vertical, but it would feel weird as hell corralling my wang upwards the whole day JUST IN CASE.

Tucking up seems the natural way to go if you're wearing briefs...Now...did you know women do some 'tucking' too--especially if they've nursed one or two little ones...There's always a little tucking and a jiggle shift to get those ta-tas into place...

And panty-hose? To get that crotch in the right position--my husband calls it the sailor dance, but really, it's more like the opening move in a sumo wrestling match.

OH, man, felicity, I totally understand the sumo move!

I have to tuck my boobs and I haven't had kids yet! Bra on-bend down at waist and crouch a little, jiggle boobies, stand back up, adjust- gets them in there perfectly.

Martel doesn't wear underwear... largely because of me :D

When I first put on my undies, I like to have my dude facing down, 'cause then I end up having a big ol' buldge that's fun to strut around with. When I put on my pants, I adjust him facing up 'cause .. well.. nothing's more uncomfortable than getting excited with your dick bent the way it's not supposed to be.

You could just sling it over your shoulder and hang your laptop from it..... :lol:

Ok, so when I saw this title in the forum I thought I was about to launch into a long spiel about OCD and how it affected my brother's dressing routine from the age of two.

Honestly, this is out of my league. This does not sound like OCD this sounds like a personal preference thing. I have heard of tucking the undershirt in though. It keeps it from getting twisted and coming untucked.

I've seen the pictures, how do you keep from hitting yourself in the face if you get an erection while it's facing up?

I voted for let him go where he wants, but I can't stand to have it standing up like that. Unless I tuck it under the waistband it just falls down anyway, and the waistband is freakin' uncomfortable.