Weird way hubby gets dressed...is this normal?
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If you want to take a poll, I can tell you that I do not dress like that. But then again, i'm not your average guy. I don't even wear an undershirt
Besides, who wears underwear these days? :D j/k |
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My boyfriend doesn't do the shirt thing, but he does place his penis up. It's because if he gets a boner, it would REALLY hurt to have it forced downward.
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My boyfriend generally lets it hang and then adjusts it upwards later.
As for tucking the undershirt in to his underwear...I know both my grandpas dressed that way. |
Ok, honestly, I had to read the replies to figure out what p+++++ is...
Words are just words, they won't bark or bite :) as for the fact that he puts it up... For one, if you have pants on that are rather rigid, then like LPM said, it *hurts* when it does come up. And if you're wearing sweatpants, then you'll pitch a tent that's bound to catch some wind if not every eye in the room. So yeah, I usually do the same thing. as for tucking his shirt in with the sides hanging through the legholes... I did the same when I was little, grew out of it.... What's the big deal ? Maybe a little geeky at his age, but it's an innocent habit, I'd say let him enjoy it? :) One thing that I still don't get though... his penis is always up when erect... isn't that the point? |
To each thier own, atleast he's comfortable.
I rarely wear an undershirt or underwear. just how I am most comfortable. I imangine being all tucked in would feel very secure, like a pair of favorite jammies. An important confidence boost at work. |
The tucking in of the undershirt into the underwear is pretty common... It keeps the undershirt from riding up and looking messy when worn under a dress shirt (and dress shirts look much much better when worn with an undershirt)
The penis question - don't know - never noticed and never asked... I have to ask how long you've been married- It sounds like you're a newlywed and just getting to know each other's endearing quirks... :) When I opened this thread- I had a flashback to an old All in the Family episode with Archie and Meathead arguing the finer points of getting dressed and is it sock sock shoe shoe or sock shoe sock shoe- I was expecting this thread to be similar :) |
Hm. I've been married more than half my life and I have no idea how the spouse 'tucks'.... :lol:
There's a topic for discussion: 'Which way do you tuck your penis in?' As for t-shirts, those are his 'work clothes'; he's never worn an undershirt, but I'd have to assume the same thing Mal said, it keeps them neatly flat. (personally, when wearing camisoles, I don't tuck them in-they don't reach the top of my undies :)) |
I don't wear undershirts when I am wearing dress shirts. Wasn't the point of wearing an undershirt so that you could wear your dress shirt several times before it needed to be laundered?
When I was a little kid, I used to tuck my dress shirts (on the few times I would wear them) into my underwear to keep them from riding up. I wouldn't dream of doing this today. As for the penis thing... I just let it go where it wants. Beisdes, I wear boxers, so even if I wanted it to lie "up" it would go where it wants in the end. |
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I'm a lefty, by the way. I can't imagine walking around all day pointing up in the air. What, do they tuck it in their waistband or something!? And, who gets that many erections during the day? Are these guys 14 or something!? :crazy: |
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Now that I'm done reminiscing, let's get to the topic at hand. As has been stated, the primary purpose behind "tucking" the undershirt is/was to keep it from riding up, and bunching over the beltline. This was an old military trick from way back. (Before my time even.) When I was in the service, we even had "shirt garters". These were little "Y" shaped pieces of elastic, with fasteners on all 3 ends. The idea was to attach the top of the "Y" to your shirt tail, run the bottom down the side of your leg, and hook the bottom to the top of your socks. This not only kept your shirt tucked in, it kept your socks from falling down. It's what helped to keep the Security Police looking crisp, and sharp, after a 12 hour shift. Now...for the record. I "tuck"...up. |
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I'm in the boxer camp. Buy him some boxers and all will be well. They're not just for old guys who smell of vapo-rub. As for the undershirt thing, I tuck on those handful of occasions I've ever worn one. |
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I am usually asleep when my husband gets dressed. I have no idea which way he does it. And really, what is the problem, if that is the way he is comfortable? "Normal" is a very objective term.
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Quadro doesn't tuck his undershirts in, but maybe I'll suggest it? Maybe. And he does "tuck up" but will also let the little guy fly free too - just depends on the mood, and what pants he's wearing, I think. And if I've been waking up the little guy when it's not convenient. :lol:
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Tucking your undershirt into your underwear also seems bonkers to me. You just adjust and smooth out the shirt under the pants once the pants get put on. No worries, and no shirt in your friggin' boxers. :crazy: Edit: Also, p++++ is terribly funny. |
Personally I dress left and tuck my gear down. If you happen to get a boner in the course of the day,(and hey, who here doesn't occasionally fantasize during political science class?), it doesn't show. If you tuck up and get an errection, it's instantly noticable to everyone, and I embarass easily.
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I have found that many officers don't wear them though. |
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I didn't mean it THAT way, sheesh! That was "little" as opposed to Big Quadro, the regular rest of him type Quadro. Don't get me in trouble, woman! :p
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I just slip on my boxers and let my dick hang free. If I I get wood during the day I adjust accordingly. An no, I don't tuck my shirt into my undies.
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Dressing up was a habit I developed in Jr. High, during my "wood when the wind blows" stage.
Too much information Spoiler: : Uncircumcized + hair + wood = a pain more glorious than any embarrassment Starting up didn't eliminate the pulls, but made it possible to remedy without burying an arm to the elbow. Gahhh, I'd almost forgotton those moments. :D |
Wow, I didn't know there was anyone who DIDN'T tuck up.. I thought it was the only engineering solution to the penis problem. I consistently have morning wood, and since thats when I'm getting dressed thats the only place it can go. I wear boxers, so it would just stick out perpidincularly from my body, making putting pants on, especially ZIPPERED ones (ouch) a pain the ass. Penises have different curvature-- mine is naturally very close to my stomach rather than straight out.. soooo I just tuck it under the waistband to keep it up while I put m on my pants.. although sometimes it has to stick above the waistband, which is its own unique challenge..
As for shirts under my boxers, I'd never thought of that. I always have my shirts coming out. However, I'd be afraid that my pants would come too far down and you'd see my boxers outside of my shirt. I'll have to contemplate that some more.. |
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I do that, too... the penis up thing. It's just more comfortable, even without sporting wood. As for the shirt... I tuck my undershirt into my boxers as well, though since I wear boxers, it doesn't come out of the bottom of the leg. As metioned above, it keep things looking neater under dress shirts and even polo shirts. My wife thought it was strange the first time or two she saw me do it, but it's just my normal thing. I actually only started doing that part a few years ago.
As for horizontal penises... that's gravity doing it's work. it's like a hinge... it can be pushed UP and it's just fine. If it get's pushed DOWN, that's like going against the hinge... and it's not pleasant. Even sideways (against the leg) is generally MUCH more comfortable than straight down. Two parts to that, as well... the hinge is one. The second is that what is down? Pants! The penis can't go through them. What is up? Space. The penis can grow about more freely. Just a thought... |
I tuck up, highcut briefs or boxer briefs, both hold Mr. Happy where he should be, up and off center ( to the fold of the thigh/hip ). As for the shirt thing, the undershirts i wear come down to around "nut level" As such I pull them nice and flat OVER the underwear and let my slacks along with my belt keep it from riding up.
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I'm surprised to find out that people tuck up. It never occurred to me (except when in a strip club).
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I've never tucked my shirt into my underwear, but that doesn't strike me as being as unusual as tucking your penis up. I just wear boxers and let it all hang free. If you're wearing tightie whities, it might be a different story, but I haven't worn those for years and years. Even, then, though, I didn't do anything unusual in that department. I guess I'm just pretty good about my wood.
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First and foremost: Men put dicks up when putting underwear on. Why? When it gets hard, it goes up and since it's already up, it's painless. If it was down to begin with, it has to go through a long process of going up hard while rubbing against the pant and turst me, that ain't fun.
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Really, I kind of enjoy that, it feels good when it sort of forces it's way up. Maybe it's just me?
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I didn't realize so many guys tuck in a certain way. I've never tucked as I wear boxers so it's not really possible. If I tuck up and get a boner it would come out the top of my pants so that wouldn't really work, and if I'm flacid it really doesn't stay up on it's own (at least in boxers) but I also tend to wear loose pants. I've never had much of a problem with tents as I've never been standing/moving when I've gotten fully erect, so when I'm sitting I just raise my leg so I'm sitting with my ankle on my knee and my penis just goes along my leg so it's not really noticable. Although occationally I need to get up after I got erect and that can be a problem, but usually it goes down pretty fast if I do. |
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Umm, I don't... And it doesn't hurt if I get a hard on while my dick is hanging down. |
In just two months of being here two years I can honestly say without a doubt this is one of the funniest 'serious' discussions I have ever seen. :lol:
And, hundove, they point in all different directions! well, they won't tell you to make a sharp left turn, but..... :lol: |
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Bingo. Bingo. |
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He gets up at 5am, gets dressed immediately before heading downstairs. Funny how we think our own habits are everyone else's, eh? ;) |
I go commando with no undershit. Hell yeah.
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Yes, I know it *might* not be true |
The undershirt thing is foreign to me. Must be a Mormon thing or something. Most men "adjust" Mr. Happy some way or another. I like him off to the side a little.
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Just thought I'd share... |
If you make "Use" of the tool....before the morning shower...there is a twofold gain. No need for worrywood....and a very happy mate. Make that threefold...you feel pretty damn good all day.
Just Sayin' |
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Okay so I wear boxer briefs and the man yeah he just normally hangs out how ever he wants. If I'm in an excited state then yeah he goes up, just so that it's not noticeable, and only as long as I'm excited then he just hangs out again. The tucking in thing, yeah I had to do that in boot camp and have since then quite.
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Dave wears boxers mostly (no undershirt) so there really isnt the "tucking " thing going on, but on the ocasions he wears boxer briefs he tucks up (mainly cause when hes driving and I like to rub him that puts the head in a good position ;) )
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I never tuck my undershirts into my boxer-briefs, and I never have a problem with them riding up. I occasionally do the tuck-up. But not all day. Currently, for everyone's information, I am hanging to the left. But every once in a while, the tuck up is necessary. |
*sheesh*
Left, hm? /considers what that means for plan of attack... Of course, it'll be different by the time you get home. :( |
Hmm...I always thought the more pertinent question was lefty vs. righty rather than tuck up or tuck down.
Have I been grossly misinformed? |
I prefer to point south rather than north. that way, I can count the change in my pocket as I am heading into the tollbooth.
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Underwear? What's that? Must be a new form of fashion.
As for positioning, it's really no use as it has a mind of its own usually doesn't stay where I put it. It's difficult to get dressed with an erection, so I usually try to avoid it as much as possible. |
I let my penis hang down.. it doesn't hurt at all to push a boner down and I wear boxers so I can't really force it anywhere.. It just hangs around so to speak in there..
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From what I gather, it sounds like men whose erections are more horizontal, don't care too much if it's down or not, while those that have erections alot more vertical, will put it in the right position so as not to suffer any discomfort.
Hmm, never actually thought about thefact that there would be such a different in angle, and discomfort that went with it. I guess you learn something new every day. |
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Tucking up seems the natural way to go if you're wearing briefs...Now...did you know women do some 'tucking' too--especially if they've nursed one or two little ones...There's always a little tucking and a jiggle shift to get those ta-tas into place...
And panty-hose? To get that crotch in the right position--my husband calls it the sailor dance, but really, it's more like the opening move in a sumo wrestling match. |
OH, man, felicity, I totally understand the sumo move!
I have to tuck my boobs and I haven't had kids yet! Bra on-bend down at waist and crouch a little, jiggle boobies, stand back up, adjust- gets them in there perfectly. Martel doesn't wear underwear... largely because of me :D |
When I first put on my undies, I like to have my dude facing down, 'cause then I end up having a big ol' buldge that's fun to strut around with. When I put on my pants, I adjust him facing up 'cause .. well.. nothing's more uncomfortable than getting excited with your dick bent the way it's not supposed to be.
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Ok, so when I saw this title in the forum I thought I was about to launch into a long spiel about OCD and how it affected my brother's dressing routine from the age of two.
Honestly, this is out of my league. This does not sound like OCD this sounds like a personal preference thing. I have heard of tucking the undershirt in though. It keeps it from getting twisted and coming untucked. |
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I voted for let him go where he wants, but I can't stand to have it standing up like that. Unless I tuck it under the waistband it just falls down anyway, and the waistband is freakin' uncomfortable. |
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