At the Greater Cincinnati Airport today...
 

At the Greater Cincinnati Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.


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I know this belongs in the Humor section but I wanted to through some humor around here.

Glad

al-gebra, that's clever

No one around here has a sense of humor. Witness the response to Simple_Min's humor attempt. :)
Still, it gave me a grin.

that link didnt work 4 me

Hmm. It works for me, but I suppose that's a stupid thing to say. Well, it's a link to the thread titled "Republicans have the balls to stand up" about the crotch shots of Bush on the aircraft carrier. Thread ID 7912. :)

That was great! Thanks for the laugh.

But might somebody who knows math one day be able to help build a nuclear weapon?

Lock up all the Science graduates - miniature American flags for the Arts graduates!!

What can I say, this is appalling! Racial (and career) profiling is now patriotic. This is Bush's fault. He should be tried at the International court...oh wait...America thinks it's above the internationally agreed law. Nevermind.

:lol:

very cute :P

Weapons of math instruction... damn, that's clever.

*collapses into fits of giggles*

al-Gebra has always terroized me. Believe me, I have spent more nights worring abt it than I have Al Queida.