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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 06-01-2003, 07:19 PM

At the Greater Cincinnati Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

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I know this belongs in the Humor section but I wanted to through some humor around here.

Glad

The_Dude · 06-01-2003, 07:43 PM

al-gebra, that's clever

Kadath · 06-01-2003, 07:44 PM

No one around here has a sense of humor. Witness the response to Simple_Min's humor attempt.

Still, it gave me a grin.

The_Dude · 06-01-2003, 07:46 PM

that link didnt work 4 me

Kadath · 06-01-2003, 07:54 PM

Hmm. It works for me, but I suppose that's a stupid thing to say. Well, it's a link to the thread titled "Republicans have the balls to stand up" about the crotch shots of Bush on the aircraft carrier. Thread ID 7912.

LewisCouch · 06-01-2003, 09:00 PM

That was great! Thanks for the laugh.

Macheath · 06-02-2003, 03:05 AM

But might somebody who knows math one day be able to help build a nuclear weapon?

Lock up all the Science graduates - miniature American flags for the Arts graduates!!

Simple_Min · 06-02-2003, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kadath
No one around here has a sense of humor. Witness the response to Simple_Min's humor attempt.
Still, it gave me a grin.

What can I say, this is appalling! Racial (and career) profiling is now patriotic. This is Bush's fault. He should be tried at the International court...oh wait...America thinks it's above the internationally agreed law. Nevermind.

Daval · 06-02-2003, 09:51 AM

very cute :P

Freedan · 06-03-2003, 07:08 PM

Weapons of math instruction... damn, that's clever.

*collapses into fits of giggles*

Frowning Budah · 06-05-2003, 07:52 PM

al-Gebra has always terroized me. Believe me, I have spent more nights worring abt it than I have Al Queida.

06-01-2003, 07:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	At the Greater Cincinnati Airport today... At the Greater Cincinnati Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know this belongs in the Humor section but I wanted to through some humor around here. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

06-01-2003, 07:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	al-gebra, that's clever __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

06-01-2003, 07:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	No one around here has a sense of humor. Witness the response to Simple_Min's humor attempt. Still, it gave me a grin. __________________ it's quiet in here

06-01-2003, 07:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	that link didnt work 4 me __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

06-01-2003, 07:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Hmm. It works for me, but I suppose that's a stupid thing to say. Well, it's a link to the thread titled "Republicans have the balls to stand up" about the crotch shots of Bush on the aircraft carrier. Thread ID 7912. __________________ it's quiet in here

06-01-2003, 09:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
LewisCouch Insane Location: Pacific NW	That was great! Thanks for the laugh. __________________ "The gift of liberty is like that of a horse, handsome, strong, and high-spirited. In some it arouses a wish to ride; in many others, on the contrary, it increases the desire to walk." -- Massimo d'Azeglio

06-02-2003, 03:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	But might somebody who knows math one day be able to help build a nuclear weapon? Lock up all the Science graduates - miniature American flags for the Arts graduates!!

06-02-2003, 09:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
Daval Junkie Location: The True North Strong and Free!	very cute :P __________________ "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." Winston Churchill

06-03-2003, 07:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
Freedan Upright Location: The first nation of hockey	Weapons of math instruction... damn, that's clever. collapses into fits of giggles __________________ "Of all the world's vistas, the one that cannot be surpassed is the female posterior." -John B. Keane

06-05-2003, 07:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
Frowning Budah Slave of Fear	al-Gebra has always terroized me. Believe me, I have spent more nights worring abt it than I have Al Queida.