Glad-I-Ate-Her

At the Greater Cincinnati Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.


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I know this belongs in the Humor section but I wanted to through some humor around here.

Glad

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The_Dude

al-gebra, that's clever

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Kadath

No one around here has a sense of humor. Witness the response to Simple_Min's humor attempt.
Still, it gave me a grin.

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The_Dude

that link didnt work 4 me

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Kadath

Hmm. It works for me, but I suppose that's a stupid thing to say. Well, it's a link to the thread titled "Republicans have the balls to stand up" about the crotch shots of Bush on the aircraft carrier. Thread ID 7912.

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LewisCouch

That was great! Thanks for the laugh.

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Macheath

But might somebody who knows math one day be able to help build a nuclear weapon?

Lock up all the Science graduates - miniature American flags for the Arts graduates!!

Simple_Min

What can I say, this is appalling! Racial (and career) profiling is now patriotic. This is Bush's fault. He should be tried at the International court...oh wait...America thinks it's above the internationally agreed law. Nevermind.

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Daval

very cute :P

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Freedan

Weapons of math instruction... damn, that's clever.

*collapses into fits of giggles*

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Frowning Budah

al-Gebra has always terroized me. Believe me, I have spent more nights worring abt it than I have Al Queida.