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Mephisto2 · 01-14-2005, 01:46 AM

I'm surprised no one has posted this already

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Gay bombs: US secret weapon plan
January 14, 2005 - 3:05PM

A US plan to develop a bad breath bomb and a chemical weapon to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other has been revealed in newly declassified documents.

New Scientist's web site reports that the documents show the Pentagon considered a range of non-lethal chemical weapons aimed at disrupting enemy discipline and morale.

The "sex bomb" idea would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, it states.

Also considered were concoctions that would be irresistible to wasps or angry rats to render enemy bases uninhabitable.

And there was the bad breath bomb idea - a weapon that caused "severe and lasting halitosis" to make it easier to sniff out spies.

Other ideas dating back to 1994 from the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Ohio included making soldiers' skin react painfully to sunlight.

The lab sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals". The plans have been posted online by the Sunshine Project, an organisation that exposes research into chemical and biological weapons.

Spokesman Edward Hammond told New Scientists it was not known if the $7.5 millio research proposal was ever pursued.

It's kind of funny in a campy James Bond kind of way. What's the political slant? Well, isn't it surprising that the President believe homosexuality is a sin, yet is willing to "artificially" create it amonst the enemy?

A stretch I know! But the story was funny, so I needed a reason to post!

Whatever will they think of next?

Mr Mephisto

Nisses · 01-14-2005, 01:58 AM

A substance to make soldiers fart visible fumes, to better spot them when they're hiding?
A bomb to make the soldier's teeth shine brightly at night.
A genetically engineered bacteria that likes to eat gunpowder?

But it wasn't really Bush who was involved with this I think? Since it does date back to 1994?

Kadath · 01-14-2005, 05:25 AM

That's from the WWN, right? Next they'll have Batboy as a special ops commando.

Mephisto2 · 01-14-2005, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Nisses

But it wasn't really Bush who was involved with this I think? Since it does date back to 1994?

Yeah yeah... I was just having a joke!

It's interesting nonetheless. A gay bomb?! An anti-spy bad breath bio weapon?!

Austin Powers doesn't look so silly any more!

Mr Mephisto

pan6467 · 01-14-2005, 06:08 AM

Is this anything like "the Nude Bomb".... the GET SMART movie where Agent Smart has to find the person behind a bomb that dissolves clothing?

tellumFS · 01-14-2005, 08:36 AM

Damn...you'd think that if a "love bomb" worked, they'd just bottle the stuff and market it!

Watch that Federal deficit disappear in a cloud of...unmentionable animal desire

Willravel · 01-14-2005, 09:26 AM

"a chemical weapon to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other"

I know you're all wondering where you can sign up, but this is a fantasy. I'm pretty up to date on matters biochemical, and this is like claiming we've discovered how to make humans fly like superman. While we have a very basic understanding as to what chemical changes occour in people in a lustful situation, we have no way to activate it. Unless it's a Barry White bomb, the sexiest bomb of all!
Let me assure everyone, no such thing exists. Except in porn.

duck0987 · 01-14-2005, 04:11 PM

They should just send in the fab 5 for some super barracks makovers and to spruce up those drab uniforms, olive green is so last year. If such a chemical did exist I would love to put it to good use, take it to a sorority house and bring the video camera. That is something we can all feel good about putting our tax dollars behind.

sob · 01-14-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

"a chemical weapon to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other"

I know you're all wondering where you can sign up, but this is a fantasy. I'm pretty up to date on matters biochemical, and this is like claiming we've discovered how to make humans fly like superman. While we have a very basic understanding as to what chemical changes occour in people in a lustful situation, we have no way to activate it. Unless it's a Barry White bomb, the sexiest bomb of all!
Let me assure everyone, no such thing exists. Except in porn.

I disagree. I'm certain they tested it in San Francisco and Key West.

Hunter · 01-14-2005, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

Unless it's a Barry White bomb, the sexiest bomb of all!
Let me assure everyone, no such thing exists. Except in porn.

Pity. I could have had the bitchinest birthday party ever.

Dwayne · 01-16-2005, 06:06 PM

Hm if I could get my hands on such a device. I would release the gas in a girls dormitory.

Snug · 01-20-2005, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Mephisto

Well, isn't it surprising that the President believe homosexuality is a sin, yet is willing to "artificially" create it amonst the enemy?

Bill Clinton believes homosexuality is a sin? That IS who was President in 1994, after all.

Maybe he's such a perv because there was a little accident in the sex weapons development lab in the early days of his Presidency.

Mephisto2 · 01-20-2005, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Snug

Bill Clinton believes homosexuality is a sin? That IS who was President in 1994, after all.

Maybe he's such a perv because there was a little accident in the sex weapons development lab in the early days of his Presidency.

It's a pity you didn't post the following sentence.

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A stretch I know! But the story was funny, so I needed a reason to post!

This obviously shows I was taking the piss.

Selective quotations can be rather disengenous sometimes!

Mr Mephisto

Snug · 01-20-2005, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Mephisto

Selective quotations can be rather disengenous sometimes!

Hey, a girl does what she has to do when an opportunity to bag on silly willy arises.

Mephisto2 · 01-20-2005, 07:52 AM

haha

Fair enough

Mr Mephisto

MuadDib · 01-20-2005, 10:53 AM

What about a diarrhea. That would render the enemies unable to fight for a while as well as help us sniff them out. Plus just be damned funny.

01-14-2005, 01:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	A substance to make soldiers fart visible fumes, to better spot them when they're hiding? A bomb to make the soldier's teeth shine brightly at night. A genetically engineered bacteria that likes to eat gunpowder? But it wasn't really Bush who was involved with this I think? Since it does date back to 1994? __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

01-14-2005, 05:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	That's from the WWN, right? Next they'll have Batboy as a special ops commando. __________________ it's quiet in here

01-14-2005, 06:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Is this anything like "the Nude Bomb".... the GET SMART movie where Agent Smart has to find the person behind a bomb that dissolves clothing? __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

01-14-2005, 04:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
duck0987 Crazy Location: ohio	They should just send in the fab 5 for some super barracks makovers and to spruce up those drab uniforms, olive green is so last year. If such a chemical did exist I would love to put it to good use, take it to a sorority house and bring the video camera. That is something we can all feel good about putting our tax dollars behind. __________________ "I've got a lot of friends who don't know how to cook, which I could never understand because not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck." --Robert Rodriguez

01-20-2005, 10:53 AM	#16 (permalink)
MuadDib Psycho	What about a diarrhea. That would render the enemies unable to fight for a while as well as help us sniff them out. Plus just be damned funny. __________________ "The courts that first rode the warhorse of virtual representation into battle on the res judicata front invested their steed with near-magical properties." ~27 F.3d 751

01-14-2005, 08:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
tellumFS Tilted	Damn...you'd think that if a "love bomb" worked, they'd just bottle the stuff and market it! Watch that Federal deficit disappear in a cloud of...unmentionable animal desire

01-14-2005, 09:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	"a chemical weapon to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other" I know you're all wondering where you can sign up, but this is a fantasy. I'm pretty up to date on matters biochemical, and this is like claiming we've discovered how to make humans fly like superman. While we have a very basic understanding as to what chemical changes occour in people in a lustful situation, we have no way to activate it. Unless it's a Barry White bomb, the sexiest bomb of all! Let me assure everyone, no such thing exists. Except in porn.

01-16-2005, 06:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dwayne Crazy Location: New England	Hm if I could get my hands on such a device. I would release the gas in a girls dormitory.

01-20-2005, 07:52 AM	#15 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	haha Fair enough Mr Mephisto