Jesus Pimp

Seriously why did the American people vote to hire this guy as our president?

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losthellhound

tee hee

Those this looks alot like flame bait I did find it amusing.

Everyone has messed up a speech before, and think of how many a head of state has to give

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FoolThemAll

Because the possibility of misstatements isn't an important factor in selecting a president. Hell, I think it does more good than harm. The Daily Show gets better material if he's reelected.

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pan6467

Every time he makes a "Bushism" his poll numbers go up because the people find it "folksy" and amusing and believe him to be more down to Earth or whatever.

So you tell me, is it the way he truly talks or is it well rehearsed?

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VTBrian

Who knows. I'm sure at first it was just mistakes, but now I would say they probably do write some of the stuff into the speach.

Personaly I love bushisms. That whole debate skit SNL did with bush saying all this stuff about strategery, and gore with his lock box thing was classic. I say even if he was the worst president ever (which I don't think he is) he would still be the president that has provided the best comedie.

hannukah harry

the thing with this bushism is that it makes me wonder... was it that he said it wrong or was it a truthful slip...?

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djtestudo

To quote a poster from another website, "Given the choice of a President who speaks poorly over one who would govern poorly, I'll chose the former each and every time."

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meepa

While I am no fan of Bush, singling in on these things is kind of trivial. Yeah he's not a good speaker, but keep in mind no one is flawless either. If you were paying attention to Kerry's speech during the convention, he said something to the effect of "And we will train to have special troops for terrorist operations... COUNTER-terrorist operations...". I say stupid shit all the time and I'm an intelligent guy. There are plenty of better reasons to hate on Bush!

Flyguy

And to believe that some people want four more years of this idiot who can't read from a fucking teleprompter!

And my vote goes to it being a truthful slip!

DelayedReaction

I misspeake all the time, and frankly it's not that big of a concern for me. My vote is based on the issues, and not whether or not someone misspeakes every now and then.

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matteo101

He is definetly anything but an articulate speaker. Basically the oposite. It really doesn't matter in the long run, but it does not make him look any more intelligent then alot of people already think he is. No one ever voted for him because he is a smart person.

onetime2

Why don't we just forget all about the primary process and campaigns and institute an eloquence test for all candidates?

Oh wait, we can't do that because then people would actually have to think about important issues. Nevermind.

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hannukah harry

eh, most people don't do that anyways... at best i think many voters either vote just party or just based on one issue. all the others are registered "independent."

/over-generalization

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fuzyfuzer

i mispeak constantly because i start to think ahead to what i am going to say later that i start to skipthe things imbetween it gets kind of anoying but no one is bothered by it

in the begining i bet it was mistakes but i bet now with what they know i am betting they are planed

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Jesus Pimp

Quicktime Video

LMAO! This guy went to Yale?

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repeater

No, he went to Yale. There's also a thread about this already.

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Kadath

Both, actually. But yes, there is a thread for this.

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deselina

STRAIGHT FROM THE MOUTH OF OUR GREAT LEADER:

"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." --George W. Bush, South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002. http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...0020905-7.html

"There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...

(3 second pause)...

Shame on...

(4 second pause)...

Shame on y--....

(6 second pause)...


Fool me...Can't get fooled again."--George W. Bush to Nashville, Tennessee audience, Sept. 17, 2002, MSNBC-TV http://www.bushwatch.net/ourfearlessleader.mp3


"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will."--George W. Bush, Oct. 5, 2002, Re Iraq debate in Congress http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...0021005-6.html

The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production." George W. Bush, White House, Nov. 27, 2002 http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...021127-1.a.ram

"Perhaps the biggest problem is that we have passed children from grade to grade, year after year, and those child hadn't learned the basics of reading and math."--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003 http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...030108-4.a.ram

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003 http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...0030129-4.html

"It is wonderful to be here at Harrison High. I'm honored to be in the presence of the principal, Donnie Griggers. I want to thank he and his staff -- (applause) -- he and his fine staff for putting up with the entourage."--George W. Bush, Kennesaw, Georgia, 02.20.03 http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...0030220-2.html

"Israel has got responsibilities," Mr. Bush said. "Israel must deal with the settlements. Israel must make sure there's a continuous territory that Palestinians call home." (lol The White House, which late in the day produced a transcript of Mr. Bush's remarks, put the word "contiguous" in parentheses after "continuous," to indicate that "contiguous" was what Mr. Bush had meant.)--George W. Bush, New York Times, 06.04.03 http://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/04/in...st/04PREX.html

..."It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America."- George W. Bush, Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."
--George W. Bush, July 25, 2003 http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...0030725-6.html

"...that's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric."
--George W. Bush, Crawford, Tx., August 8, 2003 http://www.bushwatch.net/

"This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves. --George W. Bush, 10.09.03 http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...0031008-9.html

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice!!!" --Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003 "" --George W. Bush, 10.27.03. http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...0031027-1.html

MR_WALLACE

I like this one.

phyzix525

Well thinking about ways of harming ourselves is actually a good idea, if we can figure out what they can do to us first we can put the right things into place to protect us from it. but yeah I don't think he ment to say it that way though

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james t kirk

But what about a guy who does both???