Good quotes from political speaches.
 

This was an idea that hit me with the Kerry democratic Convention when he gave a nice aspiration to the beginning of a word.

(Anyone else notice that they Botoxed his forehead?!)

"What does it mean when ##% of children in Harlem have asthma because of _Hair_ pollution"

Is it because they are adopting bigger hair? Reverting to the bad hair of the '80s. Who knows.

PS, anyone have the "Quale season" video? It was fantastic.

No offense, but what are you talking about?

He meant to say Air pollution. But yeah, I heard Hair.

If you were watching CNN, you woulda caught this.

"More balloons, I need more balloons! Where the hell are the ballons?! What the fuck are you guys doing up there?!"

It is well known that balloons hate Democrats. Don't laugh, it has been YEARS since a balloon drop worked at a Dem. Convention.

However, they had the best fireworks I have ever seen.

ok, so it WASN'T just me? I thought that was pretty darn funny :D

(And, no, I don't think anyone is criticizing Kerry for anything here, so no need for anyone to get sensitive about it, it's just an amusing little slip up - especially with all the jokes about Kerry's and Edwards' hair :))

I heard the hair pollution. I think he was talking about Sharpton's hair products. Thats it! Kerry must be racist! Work this angle, Bush.

Oh good, I wasnt the only one. I thought I was hearing things when he said Hair Pollution.