Liquor Dealer

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither
works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and
put it back in
your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by
reading. The few who
learn by observation. The rest of them have to wet on the
electric fence.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that
comes from bad
judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then
to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n
puttin' it back.
12. AND FINALLY After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion
felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and
shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Will Rogers

Will Rogers died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was
probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.

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Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!