Be Afwaid, Be Vewy Afwaid
 

A subtitle would be: or, the funniest damn thing I've seen today


http://www.talkingpresidents.com/pro...oulter-box.jpg
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My favorite part is the fact that this is the "Ann Coulter Special Edition" doll. God that made me laugh.

I'm waiting for the real doll version.

Is it a vodoo doll?

that's the greatest doll EVER.

the best part is, down the road, some prepubescent kid is going to find that doll in a closet and feel her up, just as happens to all barbies at some point.

that's a very short skirt for a conservative lawyer...

Perhaps we should move this to the sexuality board.

If it were anotomically correct, I could find the answer to a question that's been puzzing me for quite some time now.

lol..now that's funny.

I'd hit it.

Oh, beyond doubt. I'd just like to know if I were going to end up in off the wayside afterward,

And what would be wrong with that? :D

Absolutely nothing, but I'd want to buy a hemorrhoid donut if it turned out that way, beacuse you know she's want to take a turn pitching. :D

Don't say such things of the woman who is going to bear my love children.

huh? what are you guys talking about? she's a virgin, or at least would have to be in order to spout off on sexual morality they way she does and still be able to look at herself in the mirror.

Who says she looks in the mirror?

You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"

I'm a yes man. I'd hit it. :)

As much as hate to admit it...he's right

*shakes fist in the air*
Damn you, Lebell!! Damn you!!

She's got what it takes to make any man an S and M convert. At the very least i'd have to look into ball gags.

I honestly don't think i would hit it, tap it, or even get near it....

Seriously, she epitomizes everything i despise and to have relations with her would feel like rape, probably on my part towards her. You really cannot imagine the feelings i get inside when i think about her and what she does and what she says and what she actually thinks is the truth, so any act that was once considered an act of love to me, would be a violent one when put in context with her...

So, to keep from getting charged with rape, i'd have to say, I wouldn't touch it with UsTwo's dick..

Ok..ok..i've reconsidered, I'd probably just spank her and post it on Off the Wayside...

Please don't be touching my Mr. Happy, I don't swing that way.

To bad she is about 40, 10 years younger and I'd not only hit it but I'd marry it.

Yes, can't forget the ball gags... Great avatar, man. :lol: :lol:

I'd hatefuck her, but I'd need to borrow chef's magic pleasure bag to finish the job.

grudgefuck wouldn't even come close to how the sex would be with her...
hatefuck...that's a new one on me..i like it..but it's just not strong enough...

All you liberals so filled with hate.

You should be more loving like me :P

(Did I mention I'd hit it?)

That's a great idea, Ustwo... a Realdoll would fly off the shelves.

Righties would buy it to be with the girl they lusted after from afar, and lefties would... well, let's just say they'd use every potential input to let off their steam. RealAnn would make some new friends, to be certain.

HAHAHHHAHA

my heart is not filled with hate, it's filled with an animosity towards stupidity. You'd think..with all that brainpower, she could help humanity out instead of condemning people like kate moss bc she's a traitor bc she's worried that her cocaine prices will rise bc fo the troubles in afghanistan...umm..sure :)

Actually, i don't think Miss coulter believes anything she writes, she just found out that you will NEVER go broke by banking on the stupidity of people...

Funiest thing I've heard all day, thank you

Tell you what. I get Coulter, and I become a good christian, Republican husband. Meaning, I put her in the kitchen, and tell her to shut up and cook fried chicken. And let's face it, I wouldn't have a problem with having her perform other wifely duties. ;)

Since when is that a good Republican woman? I want my woman working and paying her own way!

Umm..ustwo..that's not republican...that's egalitarian and more along teh lines of...OH MY GOD!! YOU"RE A DEMOCRAT..at least socially :)

She would need a sandwich or seven, a piercing or two, and a couple of tattoos before I would. I'd marry her for her money and have a celebrity divorce, though. :)

It'd be totally cool though because if you're bunkmate came home whilst you and the lady were bumpin uglies you could just quick hide her skinny ass in between the mattress and the box spring. No one would be the wiser.

that'sa good idea...maybe hide her so well you forget where she is and only find her a year later when her stinkin ass starts smelling...


hell yea.i like it..

and ustwo...why's it gotta be an "if she were younger" thing..she's still as...attractive..as she was..