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Sparhawk · 02-27-2004, 03:52 PM

A subtitle would be: or, the funniest damn thing I've seen today

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Ann Coulter Special Edition
Conservative lawyer Ann Coulter is a blond haired beauty with the brains and backbone to send the staunchest Liberal running for the hills. Born and bred in Connecticut, Ann graduated from Cornell with honors and earned her J.D. from the University of Michigan.

Ann’s unwavering quest to get to the truth often finds her trading blows with the Liberal establishment. Never one to shy away from a fight, Ann’s uses her wit and intelligence to chip away at the veneer of Liberal’s bias and reveal their true motives. She is their worst nightmare.

She is the author of three best-selling books decrying the lies and tactics of the Liberal press and high crimes and misdemeanors of Bill Clinton. Currently she is a legal correspondent for Human Events, syndicated columnist, and a highly sought after (respected by most and feared by some) guest speaker on radio and TV news programs.

Ann has the honor of having Talking Presidents’ first female Action Hero fashioned after her. The figure comes packaged in a clear front panel display box with biographical text and color photos of Ann decorating each side.

The Ann Coulter figure is dressed in a single piece black dress, black high heels and gold earrings. The articulated figure bears a striking resemblance to its namesake - even down to Ann’s striking green eyes, long blond hair and determined look. Just like Ann, if you press the right button it will tell you exactly what it thinks, and it has plenty to say. “What are you Liberals afraid of? Let me talk.”

My favorite part is the fact that this is the "Ann Coulter Special Edition" doll. God that made me laugh.

Ustwo · 02-27-2004, 03:53 PM

I'm waiting for the real doll version.

Strange Famous · 02-27-2004, 04:02 PM

Is it a vodoo doll?

mystmarimatt · 02-27-2004, 04:09 PM

that's the greatest doll EVER.

the best part is, down the road, some prepubescent kid is going to find that doll in a closet and feel her up, just as happens to all barbies at some point.

pinklily · 02-27-2004, 04:37 PM

that's a very short skirt for a conservative lawyer...

Ustwo · 02-27-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by mystmarimatt
the best part is, down the road, some prepubescent kid is going to find that doll in a closet and feel her up, just as happens to all barbies at some point.

Perhaps we should move this to the sexuality board.

Tophat665 · 02-27-2004, 04:44 PM

If it were anotomically correct, I could find the answer to a question that's been puzzing me for quite some time now.

floydthebarber · 02-27-2004, 04:55 PM

lol..now that's funny.

Lebell · 02-27-2004, 04:59 PM

I'd hit it.

Tophat665 · 02-27-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
I'd hit it.

Oh, beyond doubt. I'd just like to know if I were going to end up in off the wayside afterward,

Lebell · 02-27-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Tophat665
Oh, beyond doubt. I'd just like to know if I were going to end up in off the wayside afterward,

And what would be wrong with that?

Tophat665 · 02-27-2004, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
And what would be wrong with that?

Absolutely nothing, but I'd want to buy a hemorrhoid donut if it turned out that way, beacuse you know she's want to take a turn pitching.

Ustwo · 02-27-2004, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Tophat665
Absolutely nothing, but I'd want to buy a hemorrhoid donut if it turned out that way, beacuse you know she's want to take a turn pitching.

Don't say such things of the woman who is going to bear my love children.

gibingus · 02-27-2004, 06:58 PM

huh? what are you guys talking about? she's a virgin, or at least would have to be in order to spout off on sexual morality they way she does and still be able to look at herself in the mirror.

Conclamo Ludus · 02-27-2004, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by gibingus
huh? what are you guys talking about? she's a virgin, or at least would have to be in order to spout off on sexual morality they way she does and still be able to look at herself in the mirror.

Who says she looks in the mirror?

Lebell · 02-27-2004, 07:55 PM

You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"

Conclamo Ludus · 02-27-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"

I'm a yes man. I'd hit it.

Bill O'Rights · 02-27-2004, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"

As much as hate to admit it...he's right

*shakes fist in the air*
Damn you, Lebell!! Damn you!!

filtherton · 02-28-2004, 07:23 AM

She's got what it takes to make any man an S and M convert. At the very least i'd have to look into ball gags.

Paq · 02-28-2004, 11:46 AM

I honestly don't think i would hit it, tap it, or even get near it....

Seriously, she epitomizes everything i despise and to have relations with her would feel like rape, probably on my part towards her. You really cannot imagine the feelings i get inside when i think about her and what she does and what she says and what she actually thinks is the truth, so any act that was once considered an act of love to me, would be a violent one when put in context with her...

So, to keep from getting charged with rape, i'd have to say, I wouldn't touch it with UsTwo's dick..

Ok..ok..i've reconsidered, I'd probably just spank her and post it on Off the Wayside...

Ustwo · 02-28-2004, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by Paq

So, to keep from getting charged with rape, i'd have to say, I wouldn't touch it with UsTwo's dick..

Please don't be touching my Mr. Happy, I don't swing that way.

To bad she is about 40, 10 years younger and I'd not only hit it but I'd marry it.

Sparhawk · 02-28-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by filtherton
She's got what it takes to make any man an S and M convert. At the very least i'd have to look into ball gags.

Yes, can't forget the ball gags... Great avatar, man.

mystmarimatt · 03-01-2004, 11:12 AM

I'd hatefuck her, but I'd need to borrow chef's magic pleasure bag to finish the job.

Paq · 03-01-2004, 12:14 PM

grudgefuck wouldn't even come close to how the sex would be with her...
hatefuck...that's a new one on me..i like it..but it's just not strong enough...

Ustwo · 03-01-2004, 12:21 PM

All you liberals so filled with hate.

You should be more loving like me :P

(Did I mention I'd hit it?)

Tomservo · 03-01-2004, 12:23 PM

That's a great idea, Ustwo... a Realdoll would fly off the shelves.

Righties would buy it to be with the girl they lusted after from afar, and lefties would... well, let's just say they'd use every potential input to let off their steam. RealAnn would make some new friends, to be certain.

Paq · 03-01-2004, 01:39 PM

HAHAHHHAHA

my heart is not filled with hate, it's filled with an animosity towards stupidity. You'd think..with all that brainpower, she could help humanity out instead of condemning people like kate moss bc she's a traitor bc she's worried that her cocaine prices will rise bc fo the troubles in afghanistan...umm..sure

Actually, i don't think Miss coulter believes anything she writes, she just found out that you will NEVER go broke by banking on the stupidity of people...

losthellhound · 03-01-2004, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"

Funiest thing I've heard all day, thank you

Scipio · 03-01-2004, 01:56 PM

Tell you what. I get Coulter, and I become a good christian, Republican husband. Meaning, I put her in the kitchen, and tell her to shut up and cook fried chicken. And let's face it, I wouldn't have a problem with having her perform other wifely duties.

Ustwo · 03-01-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Scipio
Tell you what. I get Coulter, and I become a good christian, Republican husband. Meaning, I put her in the kitchen, and tell her to shut up and cook fried chicken. And let's face it, I wouldn't have a problem with having her perform other wifely duties.

Since when is that a good Republican woman? I want my woman working and paying her own way!

Paq · 03-01-2004, 02:27 PM

Umm..ustwo..that's not republican...that's egalitarian and more along teh lines of...OH MY GOD!! YOU"RE A DEMOCRAT..at least socially

HarmlessRabbit · 03-01-2004, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Lebell
You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!"

She would need a sandwich or seven, a piercing or two, and a couple of tattoos before I would. I'd marry her for her money and have a celebrity divorce, though.

filtherton · 03-01-2004, 09:29 PM

It'd be totally cool though because if you're bunkmate came home whilst you and the lady were bumpin uglies you could just quick hide her skinny ass in between the mattress and the box spring. No one would be the wiser.

Paq · 03-01-2004, 10:24 PM

that'sa good idea...maybe hide her so well you forget where she is and only find her a year later when her stinkin ass starts smelling...

hell yea.i like it..

and ustwo...why's it gotta be an "if she were younger" thing..she's still as...attractive..as she was..

02-27-2004, 03:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	I'm waiting for the real doll version. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

02-27-2004, 04:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	Is it a vodoo doll? __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

02-27-2004, 04:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	that's the greatest doll EVER. the best part is, down the road, some prepubescent kid is going to find that doll in a closet and feel her up, just as happens to all barbies at some point. __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

02-27-2004, 04:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	If it were anotomically correct, I could find the answer to a question that's been puzzing me for quite some time now. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-27-2004, 04:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
floydthebarber Insane Location: ?	lol..now that's funny. __________________ wish you were here

02-27-2004, 04:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
pinklily Crazy	that's a very short skirt for a conservative lawyer...

02-27-2004, 04:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	I'd hit it. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

02-27-2004, 06:58 PM	#14 (permalink)
gibingus Insane Location: 38° 51' N 77° 2' W	huh? what are you guys talking about? she's a virgin, or at least would have to be in order to spout off on sexual morality they way she does and still be able to look at herself in the mirror. __________________ if everyone is thinking alike, chances are no one is thinking.

02-27-2004, 07:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	You guys are just pissed because the one head says "No No NO!!!", while the other says "Yes Yes YES!" __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

02-28-2004, 07:23 AM	#19 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	She's got what it takes to make any man an S and M convert. At the very least i'd have to look into ball gags.

02-28-2004, 11:46 AM	#20 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	I honestly don't think i would hit it, tap it, or even get near it.... Seriously, she epitomizes everything i despise and to have relations with her would feel like rape, probably on my part towards her. You really cannot imagine the feelings i get inside when i think about her and what she does and what she says and what she actually thinks is the truth, so any act that was once considered an act of love to me, would be a violent one when put in context with her... So, to keep from getting charged with rape, i'd have to say, I wouldn't touch it with UsTwo's dick.. Ok..ok..i've reconsidered, I'd probably just spank her and post it on Off the Wayside... __________________ Live. Chris

03-01-2004, 11:12 AM	#23 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	I'd hatefuck her, but I'd need to borrow chef's magic pleasure bag to finish the job. __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

03-01-2004, 12:14 PM	#24 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	grudgefuck wouldn't even come close to how the sex would be with her... hatefuck...that's a new one on me..i like it..but it's just not strong enough... __________________ Live. Chris

03-01-2004, 12:21 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	All you liberals so filled with hate. You should be more loving like me :P (Did I mention I'd hit it?) __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

03-01-2004, 12:23 PM	#26 (permalink)
Tomservo Crazy Location: Los Angeles, CA	That's a great idea, Ustwo... a Realdoll would fly off the shelves. Righties would buy it to be with the girl they lusted after from afar, and lefties would... well, let's just say they'd use every potential input to let off their steam. RealAnn would make some new friends, to be certain.

03-01-2004, 01:39 PM	#27 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	HAHAHHHAHA my heart is not filled with hate, it's filled with an animosity towards stupidity. You'd think..with all that brainpower, she could help humanity out instead of condemning people like kate moss bc she's a traitor bc she's worried that her cocaine prices will rise bc fo the troubles in afghanistan...umm..sure Actually, i don't think Miss coulter believes anything she writes, she just found out that you will NEVER go broke by banking on the stupidity of people... __________________ Live. Chris

03-01-2004, 01:56 PM	#29 (permalink)
Scipio Mencken Location: College	Tell you what. I get Coulter, and I become a good christian, Republican husband. Meaning, I put her in the kitchen, and tell her to shut up and cook fried chicken. And let's face it, I wouldn't have a problem with having her perform other wifely duties. __________________ "Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

03-01-2004, 02:27 PM	#31 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	Umm..ustwo..that's not republican...that's egalitarian and more along teh lines of...OH MY GOD!! YOU"RE A DEMOCRAT..at least socially __________________ Live. Chris

03-01-2004, 09:29 PM	#33 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	It'd be totally cool though because if you're bunkmate came home whilst you and the lady were bumpin uglies you could just quick hide her skinny ass in between the mattress and the box spring. No one would be the wiser.

03-01-2004, 10:24 PM	#34 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	that'sa good idea...maybe hide her so well you forget where she is and only find her a year later when her stinkin ass starts smelling... hell yea.i like it.. and ustwo...why's it gotta be an "if she were younger" thing..she's still as...attractive..as she was.. __________________ Live. Chris