John Kerry's Forehead? Why won't he tell us his Secret?
 

This just shows what kind of liar John Kerry is. Anyone who saw a picture of him in Iowa and then saw a picture of him in New Hampshire, would know he had some kind of treatment.
Though it is not as bad a lie as the "I didn't have sex with that women". It still is a lie, because he denies having botox shots.
Just goes to show you the Clinton's don't want the Democrats to win this time. Because you are going to get Hillary and Bill in 2008.

Re: John Kerry's Forehead? Why won't he tell us his Secret?
 

I think John Botox Kerry's little lie is more funny then damning. Kerry has other lies far more damning in his past.

John Kerry also diverts federal funds to Area 51 in his legislation, unknowing to most of the rest of congress.

John Edwards is a FreeMason who took part in the shooting of Reagan.

Howard Dean tore the head off a goat in a youthful fit of insanity.

And Wesley Clark believes he is the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte and believes it is his divine right to conquer the world, starting with America!


[Shoving off to Paranoia]

What about Lieberman?

Liebermans as fringe a candidate as Sharpton and Kuchinich. I didn't feel it necessary to list the entire pool.

Ahh come on, I thought that one would have been a good one. Sharpton and Kucinich are too easy and Braun and Gephardt are already out.

What an amusing way of avoiding the question :p

What question? Nooone asked even one question.
You guys are getting this all from Drudge that compares several pictures of Kerry with a generally relaxed face against pictures of him animated and talking or expressly smiling.

Additionally hydration and diet, most importantly B vitamins have a marked effect on elacticity and tautness of skin. As well as sun exposure. Lieberman got a horrendous sunburn all over his face by the end of Iowa (reflection of hte sun off the snow). Sun exposure pulls the skin tighter. Johns schedule includes lots of travelling in the sun, an irregular diet, and lots of activity that probrably dehydrated him a bit. Ask any bodybuilder about how to prepare for "beauty pagent". These are specific things they do so that their skin pulls tight and gives them a more chiseled figure.

I doubt his skin is tighter though. I think it is just facial expressions. It's a little bit of both at most.

http://www.bloviatinginanities.com/h...ml/sharpei.jpg

http://www.therant.us/images/democrats/John%20Kerry.jpg

I don't know for sure - it's really hard to tell!!!

I asked a question.:D

And I answered yours. :p

And let's not forget that Kerry has been recovering from prostate cancer surgery, and that may have something to do with his changing visage over the past few months.

But does he dye his hair? Can we trust a president who hides his true hair color? Do melissa and joan rivers know about this?

Is there even a topic here?

:confused:

I personally think Kerry is one of those aliens from the classic Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man"...


http://members.cox.net/kaiotea/images/serve_small.jpg

I dunno, maybe this should be in nonsense. No one seems to be taking it seriously.

Ummm... what does this have to do with anything?

How gives a fuck if he uses Botox. And if he does what business is it of the general public?

Just general smearing of a candidate by the republicans. They are trying to make him look like a phoney.
That's all.

*cough*reagan*cough*

*cough*bush sr*cough*

*cough*ike*cough*

*cough*washington wore a wig*cough*...and wooden teeth..ok, so they weren't really wooden, but had wood in them...

:)

I guess my avatar might make me an impartial participant in this thread, but really can all this just go away? Who cares if he did or did not. Superbelt got is right, this is just the begining of the slimy, pathetic smear campaign that the Karl Rove Express will be dishing out. However, this is just kid's stuff compared to what will be coming down the tracks. (Remember what they did to McCain in South Carolina last time - it was brutal and he is a member of their own party!)

I do have to say the LD's post made me laugh my ass off. :)

Clinton dyed his hair many times. Kerry's current appearance is a stark contrast to his previous, but who really cares? William Shatner wears a rug, and everyone follows that dude- even the ensign you've never seen before!

And, he gets green chicks!

As usual people can't remember the original post. It is not a post about did he or didnt he use botox. It is did he LIE about it???

I'm not convinced that's your business.
It's not any of our business who a president sleeps with or if he dye's his hair any more than it's our business if bush's little girls went to a yale naked party or if Jeb's daughter is out of rehab yet.

Quick, someone get Ken Starr. :rolleyes:

I don't think he was under oath. Maybe he was relying on faulty intelligence when he made claims denying the existence of botox in said regions.

This one caught me off guard... off to clean my monitor...

I'm not sure whether to put this just above or just below the "Is Hillary Clinton a Lesbian" thread that I moved to nonsense. Both are probably dinner discussions at extreme right-wing dinner parties, both have very little to do with actual politics.

i really don't care if john kerry had botox or not. but, if he did, i think he should say plainly that he did.

it's only going to detract from the issues if he doesn't clear the air completely about it. should he be forced to give that information away? no, but sadly the state of our public discourse counts these things as actual news.

jcookc6 just made my ignore list with this inanity.

Welcome to a rather small elite class, jcookc6.

I really don't care if your Mario avatar has a fake mustache or if it's real. but, if he does, I think you should say plainly that he does.

it's only going to detract from his princess rescuing if you don't clear the air completely about it. should you be forced to reveal that information? no, but sadly, the state of our TFPolitics counts these things as actual threads.

:D

uhh...

i honestly must be missing something. i've tried and tried but i can't find the humor in that. i'm not offended, and i'm not being sarcastic.

i guess i just don't get it. oh well.

You sir, imho are 100% incorrect.

If I ask an elected official what type of laundry detergeant he uses it is my business to get a truthful answer. If it isn't my business then you may tell me so, and I will digress or persist. I will decide what is or isn't my business with my elected officials, my candidates, or anyone or anything related to them whether directly or indirectly or as far fetched as I fucking feel like.

If you lie to me, you are an untrustworthy individual no longer deserving of my vote, and deserving only of my ridicule. I don't care if you disagree. You serve at my pleasure. Not the other way around. End of discussion.

You of course are free to answer as you see fit. You can choose not to answer, and you will risk what ever counter measures I can muster up for this decision, but that will be better then lying. If you don't like it...tough. Perhaps elected office isn't for you. The office you seek to hold will be scrutinized in what ever fashion I see fit.

-bear

So what's your point? Kerry said he didn't use Botox. Drudge posted a few questionable pics and tried to cause a ruckus about it, which was quickly forgotten by all but the most desperate Kerry-bashers.

Unless you have some sort of incontrovertible proof that Kerry took Botox, then I'm unsure what point you're trying to make on the topic at hand.

QUICK! QUICK! SOMEONE GET TH- oh, wait.. nope, don't care.

Is this really what passes for "news" or "information" right now?

No fucking wonder people hate politics- and it's no wonder the younger crowd doesn't care enough to be mindful and vote. Some people (not necessarily any of you, i'm talking in general here) are such nitpicky assholes it's like, "why should I bother? I'll never get the truth no matter what anyway."

and then some of you wonder why you get so much:

[perceived lesser of two evils] *Casts Vote* [/perceived lesser of two evils]

P.S.- just for the record, the bit about being on the road and skin tautness is correct, if applicable. Dehydration, poor eating habit, lack of vitamin intake, extra sun exposure (as opposed to when he usually just pushes pencils around indoors), and even common stress can all cause extra tautness and firmness in the skin, especially in the face, hands, and feet.

Take that info as you will.


...And FDR didn't let the American public know he was in a wheelchair. That devious bastard! How dare he? Can we retroactively impeach him? :rolleyes:

This thread is nothing but trolling and is now closed.