JBX

From the Smoking Gun Web Site:


SEPTEMBER 12--North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading "We like ice cream" and "USA deserves a tax cut." The phony Bush bill--a copy of which you'll find below--was presented to a cashier at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids on September 6 by an unidentified male who was seeking to pay for $150 in groceries. Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change. In a separate incident involving a different perp, Roanoke Rapids cops Tuesday arrested Michael Harris, 24, for attempting last month to pass an identical $200 Bush bill at a convenience store.

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eple

comedy "lol the bill is as false as the presidency" option

JBX

Edit:
Removed by JBX, who's going to attend anger management classes.

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BigGov

It would take hours pointing out how many jokes are put into that.

I seriously hope that cashier was in on the deal. Otherwise, that's one of the stupidest people in American history.

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gwr_gwir

second, perhaps, to Clinton (Bill or Hilary).

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eple

why thank you captain grammar, glad to have contributed to your e-penis

Lebell

Let's just stop the "spelling warz" before they start,

m'kay?

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laconic1

I can't believe someone was dumb enough to accept that bill.

JBX

Sorry epel, just kidding.

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Arc101

I think this will give Bush ideas - how long before he changes all the currency to have his face on it ?

The_Dude

same thoughts here.

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Stare At The Sun

seriously, i hope that cashier was in on it...is it POSSIBLE to be that stupid?

SkanK0r

Baaahahahaha.

Bill O'Rights

Well now, <i>there's</i> one that snuck through the ol' educational system, eh? Scrape away the funny (and there's a lot of it, for sure) and this is some damn scary shit. I guess that I can just hope that the clerk was coming off the end of a double shift and had a line backed up all the way to milk cooler (usually in the back of the store). Then <i>maybe</i> there's at least a reason...oh, hell, no there isn't.

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Keg-o-Grog

hahaha this is great

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