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Old 09-14-2003, 06:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The GWB $200 Bill - Just For Fun

From the Smoking Gun Web Site:


SEPTEMBER 12--North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading "We like ice cream" and "USA deserves a tax cut." The phony Bush bill--a copy of which you'll find below--was presented to a cashier at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids on September 6 by an unidentified male who was seeking to pay for $150 in groceries. Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change. In a separate incident involving a different perp, Roanoke Rapids cops Tuesday arrested Michael Harris, 24, for attempting last month to pass an identical $200 Bush bill at a convenience store.
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Old 09-14-2003, 06:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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comedy "lol the bill is as false as the presidency" option

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Old 09-14-2003, 06:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2003, 09:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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It would take hours pointing out how many jokes are put into that.

I seriously hope that cashier was in on the deal. Otherwise, that's one of the stupidest people in American history.
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Old 09-14-2003, 10:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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second, perhaps, to Clinton (Bill or Hilary).
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Old 09-14-2003, 10:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2003, 10:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Let's just stop the "spelling warz" before they start,

m'kay?

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Old 09-14-2003, 11:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I can't believe someone was dumb enough to accept that bill.
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Old 09-14-2003, 12:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Sorry epel, just kidding.
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Old 09-14-2003, 12:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think this will give Bush ideas - how long before he changes all the currency to have his face on it ?
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Old 09-14-2003, 02:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I can't believe someone was dumb enough to accept that bill.
same thoughts here.
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Old 09-14-2003, 02:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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seriously, i hope that cashier was in on it...is it POSSIBLE to be that stupid?
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Old 09-14-2003, 08:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2003, 05:17 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Well now, <i>there's</i> one that snuck through the ol' educational system, eh? Scrape away the funny (and there's a lot of it, for sure) and this is some damn scary shit. I guess that I can just hope that the clerk was coming off the end of a double shift and had a line backed up all the way to milk cooler (usually in the back of the store). Then <i>maybe</i> there's at least a reason...oh, hell, no there isn't.
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Old 09-15-2003, 10:07 AM   #15 (permalink)
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hahaha this is great
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