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JBX · 09-14-2003, 06:14 AM

From the Smoking Gun Web Site:

SEPTEMBER 12--North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading "We like ice cream" and "USA deserves a tax cut." The phony Bush bill--a copy of which you'll find below--was presented to a cashier at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids on September 6 by an unidentified male who was seeking to pay for $150 in groceries. Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change. In a separate incident involving a different perp, Roanoke Rapids cops Tuesday arrested Michael Harris, 24, for attempting last month to pass an identical $200 Bush bill at a convenience store.

eple · 09-14-2003, 06:28 AM

comedy "lol the bill is as false as the presidency" option

JBX · 09-14-2003, 06:41 AM

Edit:
Removed by JBX, who's going to attend anger management classes.

BigGov · 09-14-2003, 09:56 AM

It would take hours pointing out how many jokes are put into that.

I seriously hope that cashier was in on the deal. Otherwise, that's one of the stupidest people in American history.

gwr_gwir · 09-14-2003, 10:23 AM

second, perhaps, to Clinton (Bill or Hilary).

eple · 09-14-2003, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JBX

"Presidency"

why thank you captain grammar, glad to have contributed to your e-penis

Lebell · 09-14-2003, 10:34 AM

Let's just stop the "spelling warz" before they start,

m'kay?

laconic1 · 09-14-2003, 11:18 AM

I can't believe someone was dumb enough to accept that bill.

JBX · 09-14-2003, 12:39 PM

Sorry epel, just kidding.

Arc101 · 09-14-2003, 12:45 PM

I think this will give Bush ideas - how long before he changes all the currency to have his face on it ?

The_Dude · 09-14-2003, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crazybill5280
I can't believe someone was dumb enough to accept that bill.

same thoughts here.

Stare At The Sun · 09-14-2003, 02:50 PM

seriously, i hope that cashier was in on it...is it POSSIBLE to be that stupid?

SkanK0r · 09-14-2003, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eple
why thank you captain grammar, glad to have contributed to your e-penis

Baaahahahaha.

Bill O'Rights · 09-15-2003, 05:17 AM

Well now, <i>there's</i> one that snuck through the ol' educational system, eh? Scrape away the funny (and there's a lot of it, for sure) and this is some damn scary shit. I guess that I can just hope that the clerk was coming off the end of a double shift and had a line backed up all the way to milk cooler (usually in the back of the store). Then <i>maybe</i> there's at least a reason...oh, hell, no there isn't.

Keg-o-Grog · 09-15-2003, 10:07 AM

hahaha this is great

09-14-2003, 06:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	The GWB $200 Bill - Just For Fun From the Smoking Gun Web Site: SEPTEMBER 12--North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading "We like ice cream" and "USA deserves a tax cut." The phony Bush bill--a copy of which you'll find below--was presented to a cashier at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids on September 6 by an unidentified male who was seeking to pay for $150 in groceries. Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change. In a separate incident involving a different perp, Roanoke Rapids cops Tuesday arrested Michael Harris, 24, for attempting last month to pass an identical $200 Bush bill at a convenience store. __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

09-14-2003, 06:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
eple Banned Location: norway	comedy "lol the bill is as false as the presidency" option Last edited by eple; 09-14-2003 at 10:30 AM..

09-14-2003, 06:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	Edit: Removed by JBX, who's going to attend anger management classes. __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery" Last edited by JBX; 09-14-2003 at 12:40 PM..

09-14-2003, 09:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
BigGov WoW or Class... Location: UWW	It would take hours pointing out how many jokes are put into that. I seriously hope that cashier was in on the deal. Otherwise, that's one of the stupidest people in American history. __________________ One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"

09-14-2003, 10:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
gwr_gwir Crazy	second, perhaps, to Clinton (Bill or Hilary). __________________ Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. -- Robert Heinlein

09-14-2003, 10:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Let's just stop the "spelling warz" before they start, m'kay? __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

09-14-2003, 11:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
laconic1 Junkie	I can't believe someone was dumb enough to accept that bill.

09-14-2003, 12:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	Sorry epel, just kidding. __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

09-14-2003, 12:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	I think this will give Bush ideas - how long before he changes all the currency to have his face on it ?

09-14-2003, 02:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	seriously, i hope that cashier was in on it...is it POSSIBLE to be that stupid?

09-15-2003, 05:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Well now, <i>there's</i> one that snuck through the ol' educational system, eh? Scrape away the funny (and there's a lot of it, for sure) and this is some damn scary shit. I guess that I can just hope that the clerk was coming off the end of a double shift and had a line backed up all the way to milk cooler (usually in the back of the store). Then <i>maybe</i> there's at least a reason...oh, hell, no there isn't. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

09-15-2003, 10:07 AM	#15 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hahaha this is great __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.