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Old 08-25-2003, 11:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Would you fuck Condoleezza Rice?

How's this for a change of pace?

<img src="http://www.thegully.com/essays/america/img_usa/rice+bush.jpg">

I was listening to her earlier today when it struck me:"She isn't that bad looking for a politician."

Me, I'd do it. Milfs turn my crank, and she's a powerful intelligent woman as well.

What do you think? Would you perforate her gulley hole or wouldn't you?
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Looks like ol georgey is giving it a thought.... First time time I've seen an sign of life in those eyes of his.
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Old 08-26-2003, 01:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Its not so much a looks issue, with more in the fact I find her annoying (just as I see most in her particluar role are)
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Old 08-26-2003, 01:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Its not so much a looks issue, with more in the fact I find her annoying (just as I see most in her particluar role are)
She's the national security advisor... and... wait for it...

you don't want to be screwing around with national security do you?

Sorry, I thought that was funny.
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Old 08-26-2003, 04:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2003, 04:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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She's the national security advisor... and... wait for it...

you don't want to be screwing around with national security do you?

Sorry, I thought that was funny.
Don't apologize...it <i>was</i> funny.

Oh...and yes I would do Condi, by the way.
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Old 08-26-2003, 04:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah, why not - but if she gets kinky and wants me to put on a Henry Kissinger voice and wear thick glasses - I'm going to run away very, very quickly.
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Old 08-26-2003, 06:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2003, 06:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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No way, not a chance, not even with someone else's dick. I prefer my women to have slightly more... ah, integrity.... than Condi does. Thanks all the same for asking, though.
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Old 08-26-2003, 06:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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i'll pass on that. i'll have to think twice about fuckin a republican.
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Not my style.
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Ah....no, met her once - number of years ago, and she was a bit of a bitch. She is however, smart, sexy and successful so I could see why someone would want to.
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'd bang her very hard.
She's not great looking, but I'd still do her.
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:47 PM   #14 (permalink)
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has anyone seen "Your Friends and Neighbors"?

When Jason Patric talks about what he did to that one girl who disrespected some guy in his office? That I might do....
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:59 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yeah, i guess i would fuck her, i certainly wouldn't consider her hot or anything but she isn't that bad.
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Old 08-26-2003, 01:44 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2003, 03:11 PM   #17 (permalink)
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tell you who I would do



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Old 08-26-2003, 10:35 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I'd have sex with Tipper Gore.
I'd smack her over the ass, call her demeaning names and play Turbonegro on the stereo.

She'd like that.

"Are you reeeady to suck the goat toniiiight!!!!!?"
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Old 08-28-2003, 11:27 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2003, 12:37 PM   #20 (permalink)
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no.....although I think she's in desperate need of it.
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Old 08-28-2003, 01:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i'll pass on that. i'll have to think twice about fuckin a republican.
Why's that? Dems fuck Republicans all the time.
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Old 08-28-2003, 09:46 PM   #22 (permalink)
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i think i'll take a pass on this one...
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:18 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Anyone else notice that she has a bigger Adam's Apple than Junior does? Shemale anyone?
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:26 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Ah yes I see the Bush kiddies,
My do they have nice tities!
Thank god I ain't queer,
'cause I like my tities and beer.
Oh yes tities and beer,
tities and beer.
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Old 09-02-2003, 03:39 AM   #25 (permalink)
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i´d hit it...

...and i´d hit the Bush children (including that drugged out one over in Florida)...

wouldn´t it be great
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Old 09-02-2003, 11:44 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Sure why not...

Same with the Bush kids - they apparently know how to party so... Get some threesome action going there all the better...
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Old 09-02-2003, 11:49 AM   #27 (permalink)
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She's the national security advisor... and... wait for it...

you don't want to be screwing around with national security do you?

Sorry, I thought that was funny.
haha!


Besides, it would be kinda cool to say I tapped one of the most powerfull people in the world.
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Old 09-02-2003, 01:16 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Which one Sun, the blonde one or the other one? Im assuming they are both the same people in every picture
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Old 09-02-2003, 01:53 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Man, Barbara (the brunette) is looking really shifty in this picture. I wonder how many girls she has teased to the point of emotional breakdown.

I wonder what they're saying in the picture?

Barbara:"There's that guy -- <a href="http://archive.salon.com/politics/feature/2000/09/04/cuss_word/">major league asshole</a> -- from the Tilted Forum Project,"

Jenna:"Yeah, big time,"
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Old 09-03-2003, 10:08 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2003, 12:37 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I'll have to pass on this one.
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Old 09-04-2003, 03:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Nah. She's not hot and too old. ^_^
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Old 09-05-2003, 04:40 AM   #33 (permalink)
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When Jason Patric talks about what he did to that one girl who disrespected some guy in his office? That I might do....
I didn't see that ... what happens?


BTW: Yeah, I'd do her. What the Hell?
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Old 09-05-2003, 12:23 PM   #34 (permalink)
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just to say i did
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Old 09-08-2003, 02:35 PM   #35 (permalink)
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You could definetly do worse.
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Old 09-12-2003, 12:37 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I would. Most definitely.
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Old 09-12-2003, 12:47 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Yes. Yes I would.
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:23 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:55 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I think I'll pass.
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Old 09-12-2003, 05:42 PM   #40 (permalink)
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i'll pass on that. i'll have to think twice about fuckin a republican.
Understood, <b>Dude</b> - but at least it'd be a change from being on the receiving end for 3 years, right?
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