Glamour Touch-ups - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Dfewer · 01-21-2008, 03:05 AM

Currently I'm practicing my touch-up work for photos of models, senior pictures, ect. If you have a pic you desperately would like "glamourized" post it in as large of dimensions as you can.

If you're really lucky, I might decide to take a crack at it, if you're unlucky, no harm done.

I'm lazy, so I'll probably only do the first couple people who post. If no one posts, I've only lost the time it took to write this thread.

Rules:

1. Make sure the picture complies with forum rules.
2. Personally, I don't do nudes (yes I'm well aware this is Tilted Forums)
3. Make sure it's someone you know, that way if it turns out any good it will be of use to you.
4. I have the right to refuse service to anyone at any time for any reason. Except Chuck Norris.

Plan9 · 01-22-2008, 06:43 PM

Okay, I demand you do a glam touch-up of Chuck Norris to prove your skills.

Dfewer · 01-22-2008, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

Okay, I demand you do a glam touch-up of Chuck Norris to prove your skills.

Chuck Before

Chuck After

But, sir Crompsin, since you doubted, you cannot be entitled to a pretty picture.

kramus · 01-23-2008, 05:32 AM

Why does Chuck now look like a Ken doll?
I don't doubt your powers, Dfewer. I fear them.

The_Jazz · 01-23-2008, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dfewer

But, sir Crompsin, since you doubted, you cannot be entitled to a pretty picture.

Obviously you've never seen a picture of Crompsin. He's the prettiest of pretty boys. Coverboy sergeants don't need pretty pictures.

The interesting thing is that the chickens don't care how pretty he is or isn't.

Plan9 · 01-23-2008, 09:18 AM

YEAH! What he said! You can't make me prettier than I already am!

*hip thrust*

I suppose I could dig up an interesting picture. Hmm.

Giant Hamburger · 01-23-2008, 09:34 AM

Do Tutankhamen!

telekinetic · 01-23-2008, 09:38 AM

Here, this is four hours into a 5.5 hour wait to eat at Pizzaria Bianco. I forgot to shave and am sweating from being under a propane heater...have fun:

Full res: http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/62/img9054af3.jpg

Giant Hamburger · 01-23-2008, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedmosaic

Here, this is four hours into a 5.5 hour wait to eat at Pizzaria Bianco.

King Tutankhamen has been waiting 3,331.5 years to taste some pie from Pizzaria Bianco. TOUCH HIM! TOUCH HIM UP!

The_Jazz · 01-23-2008, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

King Tutankhamen has been waiting 3,331.5 years to taste some pie from Pizzaria Bianco. TOUCH HIM! TOUCH HIM UP!

I just read that in a completely innappropriate manner.

People are wondering why I'm giggling at my desk more than usual.

Plan9 · 01-23-2008, 02:07 PM

And Giant Hamburger wins another award for "Best Wild Left Fielder" at TFP.

Dfewer · 01-23-2008, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Do Tutankhamen!

Giant Hamburger · 01-23-2008, 03:01 PM

Hail Dfewer!

It's uncanny.
She's going to make someone a beautiful dessicated corpse.
Good work.

JumpinJesus · 01-23-2008, 03:44 PM

Awesome touch-up on the mummy. Who would've thought?

Annapolis · 02-14-2008, 02:18 PM

OMG!!! Hilarious!!! Great work!!

01-21-2008, 03:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
Dfewer Upright Location: Califonia	Glamour Touch-ups Currently I'm practicing my touch-up work for photos of models, senior pictures, ect. If you have a pic you desperately would like "glamourized" post it in as large of dimensions as you can. If you're really lucky, I might decide to take a crack at it, if you're unlucky, no harm done. I'm lazy, so I'll probably only do the first couple people who post. If no one posts, I've only lost the time it took to write this thread. Rules: 1. Make sure the picture complies with forum rules. 2. Personally, I don't do nudes (yes I'm well aware this is Tilted Forums) 3. Make sure it's someone you know, that way if it turns out any good it will be of use to you. 4. I have the right to refuse service to anyone at any time for any reason. Except Chuck Norris.

01-22-2008, 06:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Okay, I demand you do a glam touch-up of Chuck Norris to prove your skills. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

01-23-2008, 05:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Why does Chuck now look like a Ken doll? I don't doubt your powers, Dfewer. I fear them. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

01-23-2008, 09:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	YEAH! What he said! You can't make me prettier than I already am! *hip thrust* I suppose I could dig up an interesting picture. Hmm. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

01-23-2008, 09:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Here, this is four hours into a 5.5 hour wait to eat at Pizzaria Bianco. I forgot to shave and am sweating from being under a propane heater...have fun: Full res: http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/62/img9054af3.jpg __________________ twisted no more

01-23-2008, 09:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Do Tutankhamen!

01-23-2008, 02:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	And Giant Hamburger wins another award for "Best Wild Left Fielder" at TFP. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

01-23-2008, 03:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Dfewer! It's uncanny. She's going to make someone a beautiful dessicated corpse. Good work.

01-23-2008, 03:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Awesome touch-up on the mummy. Who would've thought? __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

02-14-2008, 02:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Annapolis Crazy	OMG!!! Hilarious!!! Great work!!