What to Buy the Little Brat on Your Holiday List
 

http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/17/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes

Don't like the kid next door? Here is a list of holiday gifts for the little brat.


note to the easily offended:
I am only kidding. I would NEVER wish for harm to come to any child. I have two kids of my own. Before you get on our high holy horse and tell me how horrible of a person I am for suggesting the purchase of these things for a kid, it is just a joke.

DO NOT BUY THIS STUFF FOR KIDS!

Whew!... now I feel better.

I've almost run over a couple of those little brats on the pocket rocket things. What kind of parent would buy one of those things and then let their kid ride it in the road? I guess they don't really like their kids!

The ones that ride them on my street look at you like you're stupid for getting in their way. I've lived there a couple years and know it's really only a matter of time until one gets smashed. I've said stuff to their parents and they just don't care.

Those toys are safe in the hand of kids whose parents taught them well. I had a blast with my aresenal of 5 BB guns when I was a kid (9-13)

My favorite is the uzi with this warning:

gawd, I can't even remember how many play guns I had as a kid. And if I didn't, I took a stick and made machine gun sounds.

/still hasn't gone on a shooting rampage yet