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socal 11-03-2004 04:29 AM

I love you.

11-03-2004 01:40 PM

hmmm- some more options:

"Now, that's the ticket...."

"Make sure you change my underwear"

"See you on the other side"

"it's like climbing the rope in gym class...."

Seer666 11-04-2004 06:02 AM

Given the number of women I've been with that end up being married, mine will prolly be "Who the hell are you?"

JJRousseau 11-04-2004 07:26 PM

Someone I work with said the following as he was leaving a biker bar last night:

"Would someone move that fucking bike!"

Those were almost his last words.

RedbeardUH 11-09-2004 03:03 AM

The horror! The horror!

GMontag 11-09-2004 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flstf
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas

That's not Dylan Thomas's actual last words.

They were:

"I've just drank 17 straight whiskeys. I think that's a record."

arf 11-09-2004 07:17 AM

well depending on how life pans out, it will be "Thankyou....." or "Gee it took long enough...."

planets 11-09-2004 08:06 AM

anyone knows how elvis went? or did he spontaneously combust from one too many peanut butter sandwiches?

LoganSnake 11-09-2004 04:39 PM

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

JustDisGuy 11-09-2004 05:30 PM

I've got no regrets.

whocarz 11-10-2004 12:11 AM

Mine will probably be "Hey y'all, watch this!"

abraxas 11-10-2004 06:09 AM

Don't judge me too harshly.

Stug 11-10-2004 06:44 AM

"So... that's the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything..! Fuck, that was funny!"

qtpye4u84 11-10-2004 06:51 AM

"I hope death is better then life, Love you all"

RespectThat 11-11-2004 03:02 PM

"I'm feelin' lucky."

MageB420666 11-11-2004 04:07 PM

"Oh shit, this is gonna hurt." said in a very calm manner. Or atleast I'll be thinking that.

Upon meeting everyone in the afterlife(whatever it may be):

"Oops, my bad. Sorry"

joeshoe 11-13-2004 01:21 AM

"Remember me... as a leech on society... gahh..."

Fate 11-13-2004 09:23 AM

"So, like... how many of these do I have to lift?"

"I just landed a 540 bitchin' Rodeo! wooh!... whoa... what's with all the angels?"

"Hold your lighter to my ass, I want to see if I can fart flames"

Honestly when I was in a fairly serious car accident, if I would have died, my last words would have been "OH SHIT--", and my last thought while the accident was just about to happen was "whys this taking so long?"

dontmisspel 11-16-2004 01:13 PM

A few
"what doctor? i have how long to live?"
"i leave everything to Santa"
"No you don't have to ground yourself"
"Wait, you said the red wire right?"
"Hey look i'm better"
"Hey that dog has rabies"
"This isn't a gram this is only half a gram"
"duck, for what?"
"who needs a seatbelt i'm only going to the store"

But seriously if i could get to say anything right before i died i would say
(in an english accent) "i'm not wearing any pants today it's too hot that's what i say"
-that line is in the extras of a movie called Bat Thumb said by the butler

jonjon42 11-17-2004 05:09 PM

depends on the situation...if it's in a lab..."oops"

ratiocination 11-18-2004 03:18 AM

"Thank you God. Thank for for my life."

God is more an idea than a person. I just want to thank that person, that event, that change that allowed me to live.

sgn43 11-19-2004 04:49 PM

"Aaaaaaand scene."

justjt 11-26-2004 09:18 PM

"I hope my cellphone gets reception out there---CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

Stiltzkin 11-28-2004 10:40 AM

"Lates."   

John Henry 11-28-2004 03:23 PM

Want:
"Good evening Mr Bond, I've been expecting you..."
"Hahaha! I got away with it all and now there's not a damn thing you can do about it!"

Think:
"Nonono! Not THAT one!"
"Don't wave that thing at me with the safety ca..."
"For God's sake, woman! I know what I'm doing!"

Ishmal 11-28-2004 07:11 PM

if i have kids i'll hopefully be a "cool" dad and my last words will be...

"hey kids, watch this"

TexanAvenger 11-28-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stug
"So... that's the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything..! Fuck, that was funny!"

I'd love that one... plus I really want to know what the hell 42 means in the right context.

Of course, there're others I'd like, such as:
"This round's on me!"
"Carpe Noctem"
"Five bucks says I know for whom the bell tolls."
"Dust in the wind..."
"I'm not going anywhere 'til you pay me back that hundred bucks from the last roadtrip."
"L'enfern, c'est les autres."
"Come quick or you'll miss the show."
"Well, boys... it was a helluva ride. Gotta do this again sometime."
"As far as I'm concerned, when I go, the world goes with me."

Realistically, I'm gonna end up with something like this:
"Damn damn damn damn damn..."
"That's it?"
"Cry about this and I swear I'll fucking kill you. This is my death, let me do it my way."

Seer666 12-04-2004 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexanAvenger
"Five bucks says I know for whom the bell tolls."


That one just killed me. :D


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