I love you.

hmmm- some more options:

"Now, that's the ticket...."

"Make sure you change my underwear"

"See you on the other side"

"it's like climbing the rope in gym class...."

Given the number of women I've been with that end up being married, mine will prolly be "Who the hell are you?"

Someone I work with said the following as he was leaving a biker bar last night:

"Would someone move that fucking bike!"

Those were almost his last words.

The horror! The horror!

That's not Dylan Thomas's actual last words.

They were:

"I've just drank 17 straight whiskeys. I think that's a record."

well depending on how life pans out, it will be "Thankyou....." or "Gee it took long enough...."

anyone knows how elvis went? or did he spontaneously combust from one too many peanut butter sandwiches?

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

I've got no regrets.

Mine will probably be "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Don't judge me too harshly.

"So... that's the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything..! Fuck, that was funny!"

"I hope death is better then life, Love you all"

"I'm feelin' lucky."

"Oh shit, this is gonna hurt." said in a very calm manner. Or atleast I'll be thinking that.

Upon meeting everyone in the afterlife(whatever it may be):

"Oops, my bad. Sorry"

"Remember me... as a leech on society... gahh..."

"So, like... how many of these do I have to lift?"

"I just landed a 540 bitchin' Rodeo! wooh!... whoa... what's with all the angels?"

"Hold your lighter to my ass, I want to see if I can fart flames"

Honestly when I was in a fairly serious car accident, if I would have died, my last words would have been "OH SHIT--", and my last thought while the accident was just about to happen was "whys this taking so long?"

A few
"what doctor? i have how long to live?"
"i leave everything to Santa"
"No you don't have to ground yourself"
"Wait, you said the red wire right?"
"Hey look i'm better"
"Hey that dog has rabies"
"This isn't a gram this is only half a gram"
"duck, for what?"
"who needs a seatbelt i'm only going to the store"

But seriously if i could get to say anything right before i died i would say
(in an english accent) "i'm not wearing any pants today it's too hot that's what i say"
-that line is in the extras of a movie called Bat Thumb said by the butler

depends on the situation...if it's in a lab..."oops"

"Thank you God. Thank for for my life."

God is more an idea than a person. I just want to thank that person, that event, that change that allowed me to live.

"Aaaaaaand scene."

"I hope my cellphone gets reception out there---CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

"Lates."   

Want:
"Good evening Mr Bond, I've been expecting you..."
"Hahaha! I got away with it all and now there's not a damn thing you can do about it!"

Think:
"Nonono! Not THAT one!"
"Don't wave that thing at me with the safety ca..."
"For God's sake, woman! I know what I'm doing!"

if i have kids i'll hopefully be a "cool" dad and my last words will be...

"hey kids, watch this"

I'd love that one... plus I really want to know what the hell 42 means in the right context.

Of course, there're others I'd like, such as:
"This round's on me!"
"Carpe Noctem"
"Five bucks says I know for whom the bell tolls."
"Dust in the wind..."
"I'm not going anywhere 'til you pay me back that hundred bucks from the last roadtrip."
"L'enfern, c'est les autres."
"Come quick or you'll miss the show."
"Well, boys... it was a helluva ride. Gotta do this again sometime."
"As far as I'm concerned, when I go, the world goes with me."

Realistically, I'm gonna end up with something like this:
"Damn damn damn damn damn..."
"That's it?"
"Cry about this and I swear I'll fucking kill you. This is my death, let me do it my way."

That one just killed me. :D