children... our built in entertainment :)
 

When i was 19, i had a friend in her late 30's who happened to have three kids. though i had no children at the time, we had a lot in common... she helped me through some pretty difficult times.
One morning we were drinking coffee in the kitchen when her son threw me for a loop (to say the least :)

He was about 4 years old at the time... and at 19, i knew nothing really about 4 year old boys and their development.

So we're sitting there chatting and drinking our coffee when (let's call him Cody) walks into the room. He stood before us, hands on his hands... looking utterly disgusted. "Mommy!" he said, with much urgency. We stopped looking and focused on this cute as hell little boy, hands on his hips, eyes focused forward... He obviously had something very important to tell us. "What Cody?"

With utter distain and obvious irritation Aaron announced... "My penis is hard... AGAIN!"
With that... he turned on his heel and stomped out of the room.

After coughing on the coffee that went down my windpipe and came out my nose, i about DIED laughing.

Kids are funny as hell... built in entertainment for their sanity waning parents. :lol:

What a great story Springrain. It reminded me of the time I was talking to my sister on the phone and my then 4-year-old son came walking out of his bedroom, totally nude. He was walking with a very masculine strut (no other way to describe it!) I look down to see him sticking his hips out at me, little penis erect, exclaiming, "mom, look what I can do!"

Kids are great!

I just got a note from a friend who said her first grader came home from school to a whining kitty. He was very worried. She said, "don't worry honey, she is only in heat." A few minutes later her son came to her and said, "I took care of Crybaby, I put her in the freezer. But why does she get hot all the time?"

I love all the random Truths that my son tells me out of the blue. Yesterday it was -

"Skulls don't have throats."

clavus... *laughing*... that is classic

LMAO- Oh, I love it!

I can picture my son doing that! He does the whole hands-on-hips, stern look on his face! And he is not at all uncomfortable about his genitals.

My 3 year old stuck his bare foot up on the table. Before I could tell him "no." He blurted out, "My toes are pretty awesome. They kind of look like monkey-heads."

Oh, shit. Where does he get this stuff?

One incident I'll always remember happened during a party that my next door neighbor was throwing across the hall from our apartment. The party was really going strong, and typically there were a bunch of people in the kitchen. My son was about 2-1/2 then and in he toddles from across the hallway, walks directly into the kitchen, stark naked of course, squats down and takes a dump right in the middle of the room. Everybody died laughing!

Oh man!..LOL..Moments like that really break the monotony!