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prosequence · 11-07-2003, 02:03 PM

A curious thought, ideally how do you want to die? Painfully?
Quickly? In an amusing situation.....
What are your thoughts?

anti fishstick · 11-07-2003, 02:16 PM

i always thought in a sort of morbid sense, it'd be great to die in a carcrash. but looking up at the stars when i'm completely mesmerized and at an ultimate sense of peace/contentment. looking up at the stars, i'd have no time to see or even realize the crash even happening. it'd take me by surprise but at least in those few fast (last) seconds, i spent it content than anxious/freaked out for my survival.

CSflim · 11-07-2003, 02:17 PM

Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Jynx · 11-07-2003, 02:49 PM

focl @ csfilm

i want to be dropped into a pit of beautiful horny teenage cheerleaders and die of exhaustion.

krwlz · 11-07-2003, 08:10 PM

I want to be a martyr....

Actually, I think that I would want to die... in a big explosion or something. Get my 15 mins of fame right at the end.

BuddyHawks · 11-07-2003, 10:55 PM

I think peacful, in my sleep.

PS - Awesome reference to a Megadeth song. They might have covered it, but it is the version I am most familiar with.

sillygirl · 11-07-2003, 11:02 PM

I want to die with my loved one next to me, peacefully, and content. There's not much more I can say than that, I don't think.

spived2 · 11-07-2003, 11:46 PM

I want to be buried under my own pyramid with lots of treasures and have all the people I know stay in there with me

dragon2fire · 11-08-2003, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

o that is so bad

Mr. Moe · 11-08-2003, 08:46 AM

I want my death to be remembered. So I suppose I would want to die in some incredibly heroic feat, or something incredibly stupid so I at least win a Darwin award.

Midnight_Son · 11-08-2003, 09:01 AM

I don't want to die ....ever....but, if I have to, I want to go big!

nirol · 11-08-2003, 05:01 PM

I would like to go as painlessly and peacefully as possible, an overdose of alcohol would seem to be safe, just have to make sure not to "almost die", would be a nasty hangover.

Baldrick · 11-08-2003, 05:09 PM

In my sleep, of an extremely old age...

CSflim · 11-08-2003, 05:13 PM

anyone have a pic from that scene in Monty Pyton's The Meaning Of Life?

Dilbert1234567 · 11-08-2003, 05:40 PM

Some tragic bathroom accident, yeah that’s the ticket

Manorotsky · 11-08-2003, 06:17 PM

I want to die on a very chilly and extremely cloudy day. I do want to have a quick death though.

ForgottenKnight · 11-08-2003, 09:08 PM

"I've always known I'll die alone."

I'll probably get sucked out an airlock and die the quick but horribly painful death of having space suck every fluid in my body out of every opening.
If not that, then I know that this world is too cruel to not make it slow and painful.

...slow and painful...kind of describes my life...perhaps my life is just one long death...

No matter how I die, I want to die at peace with myself and God.

Eldaire · 11-12-2003, 06:43 PM

Meaningfully. That's how I want to die. For God, or after a long, fulfilling life. One of those two.

Dano069 · 11-13-2003, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Damn it! Someone beat me to it!

I'd like to go in the middle of sex with my wife and her sisters.

wannabenakid247 · 11-13-2003, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nirol
I would like to go as painlessly and peacefully as possible, an overdose of alcohol would seem to be safe, just have to make sure not to "almost die", would be a nasty hangover.

I agree nirol. That would be the best way

The hangover would be horrendous though if you failed. It would make you kill yourself for sure.

lisal · 11-13-2003, 01:11 PM

i want to go fast and furious, not Slow and painfully.
OUT WITH A BANG

then layed out next to my husband. together forever,,thats the way we want it

bermuDa · 11-13-2003, 09:49 PM

shot out of the airlock of a spaceship without a suit

my blood will boil and i'll evaporate, and my remains would spread across the galaxy. spreading ashes is for sissies

or spontaneous combustion sounds good. *poof!*

ARTelevision · 11-13-2003, 11:16 PM

I do think we are already dead.
As far as directly responding to the question, I'm quite satisfied with the way I will die.

SirGoreaxe · 11-13-2003, 11:41 PM

From somewhere out of nowhere with no warning and no pain just like that the lights are out

taliendo · 11-13-2003, 11:41 PM

I would love to die on a nice trip, and I'm not talking about going to Disneyland. Either that, or chop my head off. OR chop my head off during a nice trip. Yes, I think that will do.

thejoker130 · 11-14-2003, 11:58 AM

When i'm having sex, with a bomb strapped to my penis set to explode when i do.

aa1037 · 11-14-2003, 09:24 PM

I've always thought if I had to die, it would be great during a feat of heroism.

Or peacefully in my sleep works too.

rainbow · 11-15-2003, 02:28 PM

I live very close to a nuclear power plant (less than 3 mile) so i always figured we'd have some big melt down or something . Instead of waiting for the inevitably painful death I would pour myself a big glass of Jim Beam and take a couple of sleeping pills.

wilbjammin · 11-15-2003, 05:16 PM

I would like to die only after having lived fully. Which leads me to wonder if I will ever be ready to die...

vonstalhein · 11-16-2003, 04:04 AM

i want to die whilst playing a guitar solo so fast it makes my head explode. i WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

bparker805 · 11-16-2003, 04:23 AM

I want to go like my Great GrandFather did...
GGM,"Noble, want some more mashed potatoes?"
GGF,"Sure, hon."
GGM goes to kitchen and comes back with the potatoes...
GGF is out like a light in his plate.
This is no joke and this is how I want to go.

31Friction · 11-16-2003, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by anti fishstick
i always thought in a sort of morbid sense, it'd be great to die in a carcrash. but looking up at the stars when i'm completely mesmerized and at an ultimate sense of peace/contentment. looking up at the stars, i'd have no time to see or even realize the crash even happening. it'd take me by surprise but at least in those few fast (last) seconds, i spent it content than anxious/freaked out for my survival.

probably something along the same lines as this. I kinda want to be scared. I want to see it comming and know its comming, but I want it to be quick and I don't want to feel it.

hy_ · 11-16-2003, 06:25 PM

feel no pain.

orange monkeyee · 11-16-2003, 07:48 PM

I want to save a bunch of kids out of a burning building. then die of smoke inhalation.

emphant · 11-17-2003, 01:24 AM

Easy. I want people to remember me, and my kids to have something to tell their kids about, so hopefully I'll save some kids or old people and a dog or something from a burning building.

j03th3j3w · 11-17-2003, 01:33 AM

i would like to die peacefully... in my sleep sounds wonderful... but i would love to die at the playboy mansion... that would fucking rule!

neddy65 · 11-17-2003, 08:13 AM

Don't want a lingering death or to die from want of air(drowning or choking). the best way would be to die having fun. My grandmother died doing the Bird Dance---nana nananana na BANG!

prosequence · 11-17-2003, 12:58 PM

Neddy.... dats funny ... no offense... but funny

heccubusiv · 11-17-2003, 09:33 PM

Personally i would like to die like my father did... doing something he loved. I would not mind playing basketball or football and just all of the sudden having a heart attacked and not feeling any pain dieing. There is no pain and you spend your last seconds on earth doing something you love

Bloodslick · 11-17-2003, 10:02 PM

I am almost certain that my death will be caused by a heart attack or stroke. There's such a history of heart disease in my family that I don't feel I can escape it short of willfully choosing when my light goes out.

I wouldn't want to have that heart attack when in bed with my girlfriend. I wouldn't want her to live with that. I'd rather be lifting supplies onto my personal yacht, or something else enjoyable.

11-07-2003, 02:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	99 ways to die. A curious thought, ideally how do you want to die? Painfully? Quickly? In an amusing situation..... What are your thoughts? __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

11-07-2003, 02:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	i always thought in a sort of morbid sense, it'd be great to die in a carcrash. but looking up at the stars when i'm completely mesmerized and at an ultimate sense of peace/contentment. looking up at the stars, i'd have no time to see or even realize the crash even happening. it'd take me by surprise but at least in those few fast (last) seconds, i spent it content than anxious/freaked out for my survival. __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

11-07-2003, 02:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car. __________________

11-07-2003, 02:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jynx Upright	focl @ csfilm i want to be dropped into a pit of beautiful horny teenage cheerleaders and die of exhaustion. __________________ Truth is independant of Belief.

11-07-2003, 10:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
BuddyHawks Swashbuckling Location: Iowa...sometimes	I think peacful, in my sleep. PS - Awesome reference to a Megadeth song. They might have covered it, but it is the version I am most familiar with. __________________ Watch More TV

11-07-2003, 08:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	I want to be a martyr.... Actually, I think that I would want to die... in a big explosion or something. Get my 15 mins of fame right at the end.

11-07-2003, 11:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	I want to die with my loved one next to me, peacefully, and content. There's not much more I can say than that, I don't think. __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

11-07-2003, 11:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
spived2 Desert Rat Location: Arizona	I want to be buried under my own pyramid with lots of treasures and have all the people I know stay in there with me __________________ "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

11-08-2003, 08:46 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Moe Loser Location: Oakville, Ontario	I want my death to be remembered. So I suppose I would want to die in some incredibly heroic feat, or something incredibly stupid so I at least win a Darwin award.

11-08-2003, 09:01 AM	#11 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	I don't want to die ....ever....but, if I have to, I want to go big! __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

11-08-2003, 05:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
nirol Crazy Location: South East US	I would like to go as painlessly and peacefully as possible, an overdose of alcohol would seem to be safe, just have to make sure not to "almost die", would be a nasty hangover. __________________ 'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt. Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

11-08-2003, 05:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
Baldrick We are everywhere... Location: Barrie, Ontario	In my sleep, of an extremely old age... __________________ You can be young only once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life...

11-08-2003, 05:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	anyone have a pic from that scene in Monty Pyton's The Meaning Of Life? __________________

11-08-2003, 05:40 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	Some tragic bathroom accident, yeah that’s the ticket __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

11-08-2003, 06:17 PM	#16 (permalink)
Manorotsky Upright Location: Katy, TX	I want to die on a very chilly and extremely cloudy day. I do want to have a quick death though. __________________ Things you own, end up owning you.

11-14-2003, 11:58 AM	#26 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	When i'm having sex, with a bomb strapped to my penis set to explode when i do. __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

11-08-2003, 09:08 PM	#17 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	"I've always known I'll die alone." I'll probably get sucked out an airlock and die the quick but horribly painful death of having space suck every fluid in my body out of every opening. If not that, then I know that this world is too cruel to not make it slow and painful. ...slow and painful...kind of describes my life...perhaps my life is just one long death... No matter how I die, I want to die at peace with myself and God. __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

11-12-2003, 06:43 PM	#18 (permalink)
Eldaire Loser Location: Davidson College, NC	Meaningfully. That's how I want to die. For God, or after a long, fulfilling life. One of those two.

11-13-2003, 01:11 PM	#21 (permalink)
lisal Upright	i want to go fast and furious, not Slow and painfully. OUT WITH A BANG then layed out next to my husband. together forever,,thats the way we want it

11-13-2003, 09:49 PM	#22 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	shot out of the airlock of a spaceship without a suit my blood will boil and i'll evaporate, and my remains would spread across the galaxy. spreading ashes is for sissies or spontaneous combustion sounds good. poof! __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

11-13-2003, 11:16 PM	#23 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	I do think we are already dead. As far as directly responding to the question, I'm quite satisfied with the way I will die. __________________ create evolution

11-13-2003, 11:41 PM	#24 (permalink)
SirGoreaxe Tilted Location: Bremerton, WA	From somewhere out of nowhere with no warning and no pain just like that the lights are out __________________ (;þ "You can't change what has happened, but you can make the best of it, and make better decisions from the past." (Unless there is a quick edit button.)

11-13-2003, 11:41 PM	#25 (permalink)
taliendo Insane Location: an indelible crawl through the gutters	I would love to die on a nice trip, and I'm not talking about going to Disneyland. Either that, or chop my head off. OR chop my head off during a nice trip. Yes, I think that will do. __________________ -LIFE IS ABSURD-

11-14-2003, 09:24 PM	#27 (permalink)
aa1037 Insane Location: New York	I've always thought if I had to die, it would be great during a feat of heroism. Or peacefully in my sleep works too.

11-15-2003, 02:28 PM	#28 (permalink)
rainbow Upright	I live very close to a nuclear power plant (less than 3 mile) so i always figured we'd have some big melt down or something . Instead of waiting for the inevitably painful death I would pour myself a big glass of Jim Beam and take a couple of sleeping pills.

11-15-2003, 05:16 PM	#29 (permalink)
wilbjammin * * *	I would like to die only after having lived fully. Which leads me to wonder if I will ever be ready to die... __________________ Innominate.

11-16-2003, 04:04 AM	#30 (permalink)
vonstalhein Insane Location: Where You Live.	i want to die whilst playing a guitar solo so fast it makes my head explode. i WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN! __________________ No Win No Fee

11-16-2003, 04:23 AM	#31 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	I want to go like my Great GrandFather did... GGM,"Noble, want some more mashed potatoes?" GGF,"Sure, hon." GGM goes to kitchen and comes back with the potatoes... GGF is out like a light in his plate. This is no joke and this is how I want to go.

11-16-2003, 06:25 PM	#33 (permalink)
hy_ Crazy	feel no pain.

11-16-2003, 07:48 PM	#34 (permalink)
orange monkeyee Banned	I want to save a bunch of kids out of a burning building. then die of smoke inhalation.

11-17-2003, 01:24 AM	#35 (permalink)
emphant Crazy Location: Meeshagain	Easy. I want people to remember me, and my kids to have something to tell their kids about, so hopefully I'll save some kids or old people and a dog or something from a burning building.

11-17-2003, 01:33 AM	#36 (permalink)
j03th3j3w Tilted Location: crazy... would you like to join?	i would like to die peacefully... in my sleep sounds wonderful... but i would love to die at the playboy mansion... that would fucking rule!

11-17-2003, 08:13 AM	#37 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	Don't want a lingering death or to die from want of air(drowning or choking). the best way would be to die having fun. My grandmother died doing the Bird Dance---nana nananana na BANG! __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

11-17-2003, 12:58 PM	#38 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	Neddy.... dats funny ... no offense... but funny __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

11-17-2003, 09:33 PM	#39 (permalink)
heccubusiv #1 Irish Fan Location: The Burgh	Personally i would like to die like my father did... doing something he loved. I would not mind playing basketball or football and just all of the sudden having a heart attacked and not feeling any pain dieing. There is no pain and you spend your last seconds on earth doing something you love __________________ Fuck Ohio

11-17-2003, 10:02 PM	#40 (permalink)
Bloodslick Loser Location: a darkened back alley	I am almost certain that my death will be caused by a heart attack or stroke. There's such a history of heart disease in my family that I don't feel I can escape it short of willfully choosing when my light goes out. I wouldn't want to have that heart attack when in bed with my girlfriend. I wouldn't want her to live with that. I'd rather be lifting supplies onto my personal yacht, or something else enjoyable.