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Sun Tzu 04-24-2003 01:57 AM

The enlightened answer: whatever area my spirit felt I needed work in.

The true answer: Hugh Hefner's Son

Fly 04-24-2003 04:39 AM

gotta go with some type of bird of prey.flyin' man,it's all about flyin'.

troit 04-24-2003 06:15 AM

I'd come back as an elephant. Fairly intelligent, decent lifespan, and not too much is going to fuck with you....

WildZero 04-24-2003 06:23 AM

A big tree in a beautiful place untouched by man.

raeanna74 04-24-2003 06:25 AM

If I couldn't be reincarnated as what I already am, a woman and a mother and proud of it, I would want to be reincarnated as a man and not some skinnyass weakling. I'd want to be proportionally as strong as a man as I am as a woman (healthy and medium boned). I'd like to be able to do guy sterotyped things and not have women look at me like I'm wierd and guys who have ego problems get angry that I'm "overstepping" my bounds. Had a guy once flip out because me and Dad joined his hunting party. For some reason he happened to be the one to pass out over us field dressing a dear too. I'd like to be able to work on my car, go and get parts, and not have the guys at the parts store talk down to me. I think it'd just be nice to try something different.

YzermanS19 04-24-2003 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by raeanna74
If I couldn't be reincarnated as what I already am, a woman and a mother and proud of it, I would want to be reincarnated as a man and not some skinnyass weakling. I'd want to be proportionally as strong as a man as I am as a woman (healthy and medium boned). I'd like to be able to do guy sterotyped things and not have women look at me like I'm wierd and guys who have ego problems get angry that I'm "overstepping" my bounds. Had a guy once flip out because me and Dad joined his hunting party. For some reason he happened to be the one to pass out over us field dressing a dear too. I'd like to be able to work on my car, go and get parts, and not have the guys at the parts store talk down to me. I think it'd just be nice to try something different.
I think for almost the same reason, I'd like to try out being a woman. Not so much to be looked down upon, but to see what childbirth was like, what sex would be like, and just get a better understanding for the opposite sex. Then, after that life, be reincarnated as whichever sex I think I like more :)

kairaan 04-24-2003 10:11 AM

A white heron...

Or maybe a colossal squid.

Ch'i 08-29-2006 03:30 PM

Emperor Penguin; who can resist that much slapping power?
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Zeraph 08-29-2006 05:55 PM

A sperm whale.

Deltona Couple 09-05-2006 09:36 AM

Maybe it's the homophobic part of me here, but I just can't see coming back as a woman, I just can't even mentally picture the having sex part...gives me the heebe jeebes. :shudder:
All things considered, there are so many advantages to what everyone has mentioned, that it would be difficult to decide just one....hmmm....maybe if we were going to be exact, Bill Gate's son?...hehe.

Zeraph 09-05-2006 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Deltona Couple
Maybe it's the homophobic part of me here, but I just can't see coming back as a woman, I just can't even mentally picture the having sex part...gives me the heebe jeebes. :shudder:

So where do you think lesbians come from? :p

Ch'i 09-05-2006 08:05 PM

I've changed my mind

I'd be a CuttleFish, those things are trippy.

Lady Sage 09-18-2006 11:42 AM

I would say somethign mythical like a dragon....

I shall go with one of the feline variety. A gray tabby cat with big green eyes and a fabulous mistress(owner) who adored me and pampered me like I pamper my felines.

Baraka_Guru 09-28-2006 07:32 PM

A human, so I could continue working with karma.

Min 09-29-2006 02:16 PM

I've always contemplated what life would be like as the opposite sex. A basic answer but true. However, this time would be nice to have full recollection of how it went this time around.

Griffith 09-30-2006 09:06 PM

Are there restrictions on this? I mean, I saw the Thighmaster thing, but do we need to be "intelligent" in the standard sense of the word? I'm inclined to say some kind of plant, like a Philodendron. Thrives in sub-tropics, just animate enough to make you wonder how intelligent they really are (air-roots are crazy), and I figure they live long enough to give you some outlook.

If we're restricted to "creatures" of a type, I supposed I'd go with an owl of some sort. Nocturnal predatory bird...flight, rodent eating (yum...don't judge me), and I would finally be able to pull off a decent 'The Exorcist' impression.

Willravel 09-30-2006 09:10 PM

Jack Bauer.

jth 09-30-2006 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel
Jack Bauer.

lol oh yeah man

Me, a T-rex... man I could seriously do some damage!


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