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sillygirl 06-29-2007 12:40 PM
Why parents drink
 
This is a joke, but I thought it might work better in a forum for parents



Quote:
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employee's' home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No.He's busy."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,

"Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No, she's busy."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed in the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the Boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:

"ME."

Willravel 06-29-2007 12:42 PM
Hahahahahaha...

shoegirl 06-29-2007 12:50 PM
Oh, I needed a good laugh. That's great!!! :)

sillygirl 06-29-2007 12:52 PM
It makes me wonder what I'm in for with mine. He's already playing little games with us, and he turns one next month

kurty[B] 06-29-2007 01:33 PM
:thumbsup: awesome, certainly better than accidentally burning down the entryway of your neighbor's house. :thumbsup:

absorbentishe 06-29-2007 04:18 PM
That's a good one, heard before. I'm sure this has happened though, somewhere.

Deltona Couple 07-02-2007 01:05 PM
I was TOTALLY caught off guard on THAT one. very funny!

Charlatan 07-02-2007 02:28 PM
Ah the joys of kids.

I know where mine are because I keep them locked in the closet when not in use.

777 07-02-2007 09:05 PM
OMGROFLMAO


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