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merkerguitars · 06-07-2003, 11:38 PM

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October 30, 2002 - Wireless Flash
Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper?

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Chew on this: An ethnobotanist in Santa Cruz, California, thinks Jesus was munching magic mushrooms at the Last Supper.
Clark Heinrich says man has enjoyed the psychedelic effects of mushrooms since thousands of years before Christ -- and figured the King of Kings probably turned on as well.

In fact, he thinks Jesus was high on a psychedelic 'shroom known as "fly agaric" which was hailed for its taste as well as its trips.

Heinrich says the mushroom resembles pita bread and when soaked with water it feels exactly like human skin. He figures that's the bread that Jesus was referring to at the last supper when he said "eat this bread, this is my body."

But that's not the only way Jesus might have doled out psychedelics. Heinrich says people who eat lots of shrooms have a reddish-orange urine that's even more hallucinogenic -- and figures the almighty turned water into wine by whizzing into a five-gallon jug of H20.

Heinrich is the author of a new book, "Magic Mushrooms In Religion And Alchemy" (Park Street Press).

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Ok I don't believe this but it's kinda funny....so many theories....
I made the mistake of bringing it up in front of one of my gf's friends...boy did I get my assed chew for it.

Dragonlich · 06-07-2003, 11:47 PM

You know, Jezus probably liked cats too. After all, everyone likes cats, and that was no different 2000 years ago.

Want me to write a book about it?

Agent Anderson · 06-08-2003, 05:37 AM

Who wouldn't like cats? Even Death likes cats.

"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
--(Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)

rogue49 · 06-08-2003, 09:31 AM

Sounds like the author is the one eating the shrooms.

krwlz · 06-08-2003, 05:17 PM

Why can't people just leave it alone? I am not christian, but I have no desire to try to make christianity sound bad...

NuKE · 06-08-2003, 07:21 PM

Man, it looks like Jesus and I need to hang out sometime.

cj2112 · 06-08-2003, 07:29 PM

Jesus was the hippy that started it all, if he was eatin shrooms, I'm cool w/ that. That means that if I ever get busted w/ them I can claim that they are part of my sacrament and I am protected by my right to practice my religion.

MacGnG · 06-08-2003, 08:11 PM

lol thats kinda streching it but who cares, i would eat em also, if those taste good thats awsome!

WhoaitsZ · 06-09-2003, 02:16 PM

.... question:

if Christ did eat a mushroom or toked up.. so what?

Lebell · 06-09-2003, 02:23 PM

Can I merge this with the "Jesus was Gay" thread?

PLEEZZZEE???

scarebearjinx · 06-11-2003, 07:56 PM

thats pretty funny, but with the stuff scientists are finding, it is possible.

Antagony · 06-14-2003, 01:42 PM

Wow. I thought the "Jesus was Gay" thread would be the most baseless thing I could ever read.

I now stand corrected.

IRON Fist · 06-16-2003, 07:51 AM

Yeah jesus started hanging around with the wrong crowd back in 20 A.D. It doesnt surprise me that he was munching on on boomers. They have had LSD since like forever, i think alot of the stuff in the bible was influenced by drug use. The bible was like pop culture back then just like the music of today, and all musicians do drrugs so why not the rocking wisemen either?

Have you ever read the book of revalation, that is some serious drug use in action there.

RoboBlaster · 06-16-2003, 12:33 PM

Seriously folks, as cool as it would be to believe that Jesus ate shrooms in the last supper, it probably isn't the case. He was tryin to do the passover meal, and that has a strict requirement of unleavened bread. Shrooms were probably not on the menu. However, I would not be surprised if He did use them at one point in his career. He is said to have lived with some Jewish mystics before His ministry, and those mystics probably were all about the psychotropics.

Antagony · 06-16-2003, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoboBlaster
He is said to have lived with some Jewish mystics before His ministry, and those mystics probably were all about the psychotropics.

I've read these theories, and they're all pure conjecture. Zero evidence. I would have as much backing if I said that during His "missing years" He was touring with a circus doing a trapeze act.

LOOK OUT, IT BE FLYIN' JEEEEESUS!

duckznutz · 06-17-2003, 05:01 AM

well its all kind of interesting all the same. Not being religious I am not taking offence at the notion . . whilst it is probably not true, I think an open mind is the most important thing to have.

On a similar theme there is an excellent song by 10cc called 'second sitting for the last supper' which hits the nail on the head.

duckznutz · 06-17-2003, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antagony
I've read these theories, and they're all pure conjecture. Zero evidence.

I have to smile at your complaint about 'lack of evidence' on this! Seems to me there is little evidence of anything . . . . . . .

Captain Canada · 07-02-2003, 01:31 PM

I just think it is way too crazy to be true.

Zips · 07-02-2003, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by krwlz
Why can't people just leave it alone? I am not christian, but I have no desire to try to make christianity sound bad...

Because it's so much fun!

XenuHubbard · 07-02-2003, 10:26 PM

Well, we could merge this thread with the gay thread, and then merge both of them with the best film quotes-thread.

Jesus' sexuality, 'shrooms, Maria Magdalena and the Pulp Fiction-foot-massage-dialogue together would definetely make for worthwhile reading.

06-07-2003, 11:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
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06-09-2003, 02:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
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06-14-2003, 01:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	Wow. I thought the "Jesus was Gay" thread would be the most baseless thing I could ever read. I now stand corrected. __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust Last edited by Antagony; 06-14-2003 at 01:46 PM..

06-17-2003, 05:01 AM	#16 (permalink)
duckznutz Addict Location: Brook Cottage, Lanark, Scotland	well its all kind of interesting all the same. Not being religious I am not taking offence at the notion . . whilst it is probably not true, I think an open mind is the most important thing to have. On a similar theme there is an excellent song by 10cc called 'second sitting for the last supper' which hits the nail on the head. __________________ Where your talents and the needs of the world cross . . there lies your vocation.

07-02-2003, 10:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Well, we could merge this thread with the gay thread, and then merge both of them with the best film quotes-thread. Jesus' sexuality, 'shrooms, Maria Magdalena and the Pulp Fiction-foot-massage-dialogue together would definetely make for worthwhile reading. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

06-07-2003, 11:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dragonlich 42, baby! Location: The Netherlands	You know, Jezus probably liked cats too. After all, everyone likes cats, and that was no different 2000 years ago. Want me to write a book about it?

06-08-2003, 05:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
Agent Anderson Upright	Who wouldn't like cats? Even Death likes cats. "I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE." --(Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)

06-08-2003, 09:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Sounds like the author is the one eating the shrooms.

06-08-2003, 05:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Why can't people just leave it alone? I am not christian, but I have no desire to try to make christianity sound bad...

06-08-2003, 07:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
NuKE Upright	Man, it looks like Jesus and I need to hang out sometime.

06-08-2003, 07:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	Jesus was the hippy that started it all, if he was eatin shrooms, I'm cool w/ that. That means that if I ever get busted w/ them I can claim that they are part of my sacrament and I am protected by my right to practice my religion.

06-08-2003, 08:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	lol thats kinda streching it but who cares, i would eat em also, if those taste good thats awsome!

06-09-2003, 02:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	.... question: if Christ did eat a mushroom or toked up.. so what?

06-11-2003, 07:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
scarebearjinx Psycho Location: in a deep, dark hole where rainbow creatures attack me to eat my fingernails.	thats pretty funny, but with the stuff scientists are finding, it is possible.

06-16-2003, 07:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
IRON Fist Upright	Yeah jesus started hanging around with the wrong crowd back in 20 A.D. It doesnt surprise me that he was munching on on boomers. They have had LSD since like forever, i think alot of the stuff in the bible was influenced by drug use. The bible was like pop culture back then just like the music of today, and all musicians do drrugs so why not the rocking wisemen either? Have you ever read the book of revalation, that is some serious drug use in action there.

06-16-2003, 12:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
RoboBlaster Psycho Location: Ouuuterrrr Spaaaaacccceeee	Seriously folks, as cool as it would be to believe that Jesus ate shrooms in the last supper, it probably isn't the case. He was tryin to do the passover meal, and that has a strict requirement of unleavened bread. Shrooms were probably not on the menu. However, I would not be surprised if He did use them at one point in his career. He is said to have lived with some Jewish mystics before His ministry, and those mystics probably were all about the psychotropics.

07-02-2003, 01:31 PM	#18 (permalink)
Captain Canada Addict Location: University of North Carolina at Greensboro	I just think it is way too crazy to be true.