lotsofmagnets

chuck norris willed everything into existence. so he had something to practise his round-house kicks on.

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

MirrorsrorriM

well, replace 'chuck norris' with 'God' and maybe you're onto something.

God created us as his personal punching bag, it's entirely possible, I mean what friendship could such a being really have with organic crap like humans? They are barely smarter than animals, and much more cruel and psychotic. Obviously God has no interest in helping them, as every supernatural favor seems to be spend on the most wicked people who seem to have all the money.