Tales of Norris
 

So basically everyone in the world needs to read the wonderful tales of Chuck Norris.

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Once you have done this, Submit your own Chuck Norris tale of awesomeness. We need to spread the word. The word of Chuck.

OMG, Chuck is such a fuckin bad ass.

In Return of the Dragon Bruce Lee and Chuck fought. Once on camera and once in real life. Bruce Lee was unprepared for the round house that landed on the side of his skull. He never quite recovered from the shot to the head and later died from the injury. Chuck "the dragon killer" Norris.

(should be in nonsense)

Chuck Norris was originally cast in "Jurassic Park." He promptly refused the part after reading the script and finding that it was not about roundhouse kicking the dinosaurs into extinction for a second time.

ROFL :lol:

I love these things.