11-21-2005, 05:16 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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MEN IN BLACK, ARE THEY ALIENS??
Well, guys have anyone heard about that the CIA ( Central Intelligence Agency) The Men In Black - or MIB's as they are sometimes called are a group that supposedly show up to harass or intimidate witnesses of UFO sightings and related phenomena the government does not want the public to know about.
They usually make vague or sometimes specific threats to stop witnesses from talking or sharing information. They confiscate any physical proof of UFO related sightings-- such as photos, artefacts, or audio / video recordings. Some report that the MIB all look alike. Their often mechanical behavior has caused them to be described by some as being like robots or androids. Their voices are monotone and their faces emotionless. They speak in a dull monotone voice, like a computer, and are dark-complected with high cheekbones, thin lips, pointed chin, and eyes that are mildly slanted. They usually travel in 3's, but are sometimes alone. The are usually seen driving black mint-condition late model luxury cars such as Cadillacs or Lincolns. Their cars often operate with the headlights off, but ghostly purple or greenish glows illuminate the interior. Unusual insignia have been seen emblazoned on the doors and the license plates are always unidentifiable or untraceable. Many have reported seeing these vehicles after a reported UFO sighting, ET abduction, or crop circle finding. Some people believe the MIB are government agents. Some people believe that are extraterrestrials. |
11-21-2005, 10:02 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Oracle & Apollyon
Location: Limbus Patrum
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The MIB mostly likely is or was real at one point, but like most things, the real MIB I'd wager is nothing like the stories we here about. Something just got enchanced in story telling like the "I caught a fish this big..." tales.
However, if the MIB are aliens, that's from freaky stuff.
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11-21-2005, 10:05 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: The Danforth
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C.I. what? never heard of 'em...
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12-02-2005, 07:50 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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Seems kind of convenient to me.
"Well, this great big saucer came down from the sky and a beam of light came out.And if landed on my dog sparky and *whoosh* he was gone! I got the whole thing on videotape too, but these guys in suits showed up and took it. Couldn't get the plate number, though."
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12-03-2005, 06:44 AM | #6 (permalink) | |
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Location: UK
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No imgaination... Mechanical behaviour That's definitely a government agent. Or maybe a bureaucrat
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01-05-2006, 12:58 AM | #12 (permalink) | |
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01-05-2006, 01:09 AM | #13 (permalink) |
Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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Location: Australia/UAE
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its true..they do exist... my inlaws are part of the MIB/CIA conspiracy.
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