Eviltree

Sorry if this is a repost, I couldn't find anything on search, but its just so werid, I'm surprised no one has mentioned it yet.


This has got to be the weirdest site I've ever seen. This guy has to be disturbed in the 3rd degree. What it is, essentially, is a bunch of MP3's that hypnotise you into doing strange things, and not just a little bit strange, but fucked up strange.

roadkill

It is a bit creapy listing to it the first time but man it works! Just find the good ones that make you feel better the weightloss ones ect.

Latch

Kinda cool.. kinda weird.. all a state of mind. I listened to the induction one.. I think it had an affect on me... but then.. I could just be thinking that cause that's what I want to think

roadkill

cuz thats what you want to think or are told to think?

Church

Got a link?

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neddy65

going to try the weight loss one.i'll keep everyone updated on progress or lack thererof.

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Church

I tried the erotic dreams one last night. It didn't work. I may have just forgotten the dreams, but either way, it failed.

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MSD

The induction produces a similar effect to that of light meditation. I can get myself into a much deper trance

John Henry

I'm gonna have a go at the stop procrastinating one... sometime. Seriously, though, if that stuff all works, it's pretty amazing. It's just a shame there's so much fucked up stuff on there. Can't really show it to people without them wondering how you found it in the first place. Plus I find it hard to trust the guy who made all the fucked up files not to try fucking with my head on the 'normal' ones.

Anyone one know of any similar, but less creepy sites?

Alternately, anyone got any ideas how to preview them without going under?

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Stompy

I listened to them all, even the "instant urination" ones.. didn't work.

I think it's just a gag site.

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John Henry

Wow! That must've taken all day!

I can't believe it's just a joke cos the guy's recorded hours and hours of the stuff.

Maybe it only really works on people who are prepared to convince themselves it's worked.

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Stompy

Erm, sorry, dunno what I was thinking there.. meant to say I listened to all the INTERESTING ones, in particular: the urination, the triggers that turn you into a woman/robot, etc..

I didn't really listen to any of the more normal ones.

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Church

Update:

It may be totally coincidence, but I did the erotic dreams one the night before last, and I had a VERY good dream LAST night that I remember quite vividly, and I would like to have it again. But yeah, kinda made me wonder. I've never had one quite this vivid before.

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Stompy

What type of environment did you listen to them in? Were you in a quiet room laying down or something?

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Munku

It's a crock of shit. Sorry, there's no such thing as hypnotism, or anything of that sort. Sorry!

SixEdxMia

ok....So I downloaded the degrading weightloss tape... and one that wants me to show the guy my titts..... I am still chubby and he hasnt seen a titt... So... yea....All hail the hyptnotist.

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hulk

There isn't, eh? Then please explain how I was hypnotised then? Or how I managed to hypnotise my sister? Or hypnotherapy? It all doesn't exist, right?

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SixEdxMia

Hulk....Are you hyptonized now?!?!... I wondered...Did you listen to any of these tapes?

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Munku

Suggestive speaking. It's easy for a master speaker to convince someone of something that's not true. Perhaps you wanted it to happen so bad, you made yourself think it did?

hulk

Well, I only managed to get the first few minutes of the tapes before the connection borked, and being a hobby hypnotist myself, I can tell you he's doing it the right way. Not everyone can be hypnotised though, it's nothing mystical or magical, just a state of mind. It is quite literally all in your head.

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Church

I listened to it at about 2 am, in the basement, reclined in my computer chair, completely dark except the light of my monitor.

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John Henry

I did the 'Stop Procratinating Trigger' one. I didn't go under during the whole thing, so it's hard to say whether I was hypnotised or not, but using the trigger does seem to have some kind of effect. Then that may just be because by the time I've got to the stage of using it, I've already committed myself to the idea that I've got to knuckle down.

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SaltPork

Freaky, that's what I did last night too. I listened to the Ecstasy of Agony one....nothin'...oh well. Maybe I'll try a different one.

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Xsas

lmfao this is hilarious. I wish it would work though.

todd

What is going "under" supposed to feel like? I've listened to several of them, and had differant feelings every time.

The first time I listened to the Introduction one, while he was counting down I suddenly felt a strange sensation in my upper spine and neck. I don't know how to explain it. It only lasted for several seconds though, maybe it was me starting to go under, but not quite making it (similar to bouncing off the atmosphere of a planet I guess you could say)?

The second time, last night, I think could be considered more under. I was listening, and he was just finishing counting down, and then all of a sudden it as the end and he was saying that he hoped I'd enjoyed it. It was like my mind went blank for about 5 minutes and I could only vaguely remember it. Do you think that was it? After listening to a few of those last night, I had a dream I was falling deeper and deeper into some water.

This morning I listened to the Intro again, and I didn't have any effects at all while listening. But then afterwards for about 15 minutes I was just like zoned out. I had that "not wanting to move" feeling.

Anyone else have similar experiences? One way or another, these are definitly effecting me. I really hope I can master it and put some of these files to use on me.

Raw Kuts

I listened to the intro and both of the erotic dreams ones. I'll report back if they did anything.

EDIT: Nothing happened. I guess I'll try doing the intro one again since I was awake during all of them that I listened to.

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macmanmike6100

i tried this, i dont think this works...oh well, thanks for the post!

FaderMonkey

Okay, if anyone here ends up trying this you have to let us know how it goes. This is crazy:

GakFace

well if its hypnotism, you yourself would believe it to be true.. but if thats the case, then he's telling you that you cannot snap out of said trance.....

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rev_skarekroe

Why do I get the feeling this is all just some guy who needed an excuse to record himself talking dirty?

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omid

my thoughts exactly hahaha.

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AfterBurn

hahahaha, i was listening to the intro file and when i heard the guy talk thats all i could think about and i was laughing pretty hard and i just can't listen to it without laughing

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Super_Mole

Actually, the newer files on the site work alot better and there actually can be a slight effect at first. You just have to listen to them more than once (and yes it is somewhat time consuming). The one that probably worked the best for me was the TrigMasturbate file (and yes that does sound really messed up). After about two listens, I said the trigger phrase and my hand started moving slowly without me consciously moving it. Freaky...

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