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Old 01-16-2004, 02:12 PM   #41 (permalink)
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all the damn time... *laugh*... God is the ultimate prankster... giving us the ultimate challenge...
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:03 PM   #42 (permalink)
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God has a sence of humor 2 u no, we were made in his image!
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Old 01-19-2004, 08:46 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Theres a God?
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Old 01-19-2004, 09:07 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Last friday:

A simple 6 hour plane/train journey turns into an 18 plane/plane/train/tube/train/train/train/train nightmare.

I might have just blamed some weird karma in the air (it'd been a pretty fucked up trip too), but...

On the last train journey, there were 2 lovely young teenagers, full of the flush of youthful love, sharing the headset on cd player.

All those bastards did every 30 seconds for 30 minutes was say:

"Amen"

Then, I knew my name is definitely in something's big black book.

To do that to me through the day was one thing, but to taunt me at the end...

*shakes fist skyward*

You Son of a Whore!

:P
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Old 01-21-2004, 09:34 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea.

So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if God is fucking with me. Let me tell you something: I am God.
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Old 02-08-2004, 07:38 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I dont think God exists, so he doesnt fuck with anyone.
Karma and chance is what fucks with you.
Jesus was wrong, Muhhamed was wrong, Buddha was right. there is no god, no one controls how you act except you. you are you're own god.
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Old 02-11-2004, 02:32 PM   #47 (permalink)
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God/Gods only fuck you up to the amount you let them fuck you. They can't fuck you more, but they sure can fuck you less....but hey, if they did fuck you less, would you actually be happy when these days come , that they don't fuck you at all?....Ying and Yang man...you gotta keep the balance.
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Old 02-11-2004, 07:13 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I have quit playing dice-rolling games with my friends because the law of random chance does not apply to me.

On a 6 sided die, I will roll a 1 60% of the time.
On a 20 sided die, I will roll a 1 five times out of 20.

I switch dice regularly and roll using a different motion every time.

Last night, the game was at my house, and I rolled a 1 on a d20 four times in a row. The person sitting next to me also rolled a 1 3 times in a row.
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Old 02-11-2004, 11:27 PM   #49 (permalink)
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What do you want by your side 24/7?
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Old 02-13-2004, 01:15 PM   #50 (permalink)
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there is no god
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Old 02-13-2004, 02:47 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Well - i'm Agnostic...

BUT SOMEONE'S BLOODY FUCKING WITH ME AND CAN THEY STOP PLEASE?!
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