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10-05-2003 04:25 AM

Area 51
 
What do you think that government has in there?

dnd 10-05-2003 07:37 AM

shhhh don't tell anyone i told u this.....BUT everything like spaceships is actually hidden in area 6.... take a left just past arizona...u can't miss it....

bryan2766 10-05-2003 08:01 AM

i think that there may have been something there, but it's probably long gone now

Psivage 10-05-2003 05:05 PM

High-Tech Techonolgy, be from UFO or man made.

Xell101 10-05-2003 05:28 PM

Things that for some reason we want obscured. I mean shit, we had super sonic black triangular UFO zipping around area 51 for a while, then they stoped. Several months later low and behold THE STEALTH BOMBER!

supafly 10-07-2003 01:10 AM

I think it's a millitary airbase where they test prototypes. I don't think there where wrecked UFO's or dead aliens found there.

tritium 10-09-2003 02:21 PM

John Ritter.

snapcarve 10-11-2003 02:25 AM

I always figured it was a big joke by the government. Run some test ships out of it, get people to think something really weird is going on...

and then have another base somewhere where you do the off the wall stuff.

GakFace 10-11-2003 04:16 AM

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Originally posted by supafly
I think it's a millitary airbase where they test prototypes. I don't think there where wrecked UFO's or dead aliens found there.
Well no, not anymore. I do believe they used to have stuff. Remember Unsolved Mysterious and all those other shows like that? We don't have those anymore, but they dove into a lot of this freaky stuff. I know if you those shows back (and I'm not talking about that fact or fiction show either) that they would most definately get ratings.. I just think they got shut up. I remember on one of those shows it was all about this very topic. They talked about how planes could fly over it and you could see the first level of the base without a problem... even tho, "It did not exist." That was later changed. There is now a sign about 20 yards from a hill, stating that anyone passing it will be shot on sight. Originally you could walk to the top of the hill and just watch if they were testing anything.. hehe.. as well as get a good view of the land down there. I remember one specific line from that. They said something along the lines of, "If you were to go in there, not even the president could get you out." Remember MIB? I heard rumor that the gov't decided to not give any help or effort to the movie.. like info for realism or something.. i forget, but the reason was because they stated "Area 51" in the movie. We all knew about it, but they still didn't want to acknowledge a thing. They still might run some things outta the base, but i'm sure they moved everything out.. at least for a while. Heck if you really add things up, thats quite a complex base as it has many floors underneath. I doubt they abandoned it completely. By now they probably have moved back in completely, now that nobody knows what to think. Some think there is nothing in it.. ever, others think there was and it was moved out, and even more still think its there. So now that everyone has a weird opinion.. no one can be totally sure. It would make a lot of sense to me to simply move back in during the confusion. Now you have a ??? Base that everyone thinks you're at while you're still at the place right under their noses. The closer you are to them.. the safer you can actually be.. hehe

Rubyee 10-11-2003 06:23 AM

I think that they just try to invent things that look like UFO's there, and that they have to keep it such a secret for international security. They may have had something a while back that was alien like, but it was probably just a scare tactic or a hoax. Also, leading people to believe that their is proof of life on another planet somewhere in the USA is good for the economy. Just think of how all those tourist traps got started.

Gortexfogg 10-14-2003 07:11 PM

They definitely did secret vehicle tests and stuff there in the past, maybe even alien stuff or alien related stuff. But, will all the attention on Area 51 in the past couple years, I doubt they do anything super secret there anymore. I bet they finally got their invisible air force base working and moved everything over there.

GakFace 10-15-2003 03:10 AM

Well when you think about it.. There are tons of mountains.... Which one has a secret base in it? Hmm.... I spose that didn't help did it.. heh :(

mb99usa 10-15-2003 04:40 AM

Does it really matter? The gov't will never give us the truth. It's better for them to keep people guessing. This way everytime they can disprove someone's theory it gives them more credibility. The base has definitely been used for prototype airship testing. Nothing new there but the rest will always just be guesswork.

MSD 10-15-2003 04:28 PM

I think that they have a whole lot of top-secret aircraft, top-secret research departments, top-secret communications and observation equipment, and a whole lot of people who could reverse-engineer any captured technology, regardless of the source.

+++++Warning: the rest of this post is irrelevant+++++

The problem is, the Weekly World News did a report on it, and they say it's a nudist resort for the military's top people. MiB told me that tabloids are the best source of information on this kind of thing, and the government wouldn't give them any info for the movie because they mentioned Area 51. Therefore, the government doesn't want any association with the movie because doing so would reveal their connection with the coverup and uncover their secret affiliation with the WWN and expose the magazine's true nature as a mass communication between the NSA and New World Order covert opertatives. Therefore, the Weekly World News should be trusted as theideal source of information, and Hillary clinton is cheating on Bill with an alien in an attempt to create a hybrid race that can survive the coming alien invasion. The shocking truth will be revealed to the world when bat-boy reveals that he is, in fact, the second coming of Christ and was sent to save us from the demonic forces who have taken physical form as the alien invaders.

ghezzo 10-17-2003 06:27 PM

what if they do have an crashed alien spaceship in there? and using it to develop secret weapons n stuff? what if that crashed space ship had a surviving alien in it? what if they have that alien ina cage or something at area 51? if it like tries to do any telepathic mind games independence day style they taser it n stuff, i wonder what they feed it? do they like give it a bed n stuff if it sleeps? what if like, it isnt what we think it looks like, you know with the big head and the little feet and the transparent skin n stuff. what if it was like, 1 and a half feet fall and had no legs, moves like s snake or something, or what if its a 15 foot tall tripod. i dont even know what im talking about anymore!

GakFace 10-18-2003 01:59 PM

heh we don't know what they look like so yeah they're all possible. All I've noticed is that all of our geniuses dont' seem to be appearing.. we're due for a complete genius anytime now... Well I think that we in fact have had tons of geniuses.. problem is they all ended up in the gov't. Like the Stealth Bomber? It very well could have been some reverse engineer'd technology from a space ship.. makes sense.. something for them to observe us without us knowing? But then again, it could have just been pure genius... We were due after all.

The funny thing? Go to the mall and take 5 hours to look at every thing in the place. I figure even if you had a week in area 51, you still would feel like you haven't seen much.... You'll have seen rooms, but just too damn much to take in/look at.

Fly 10-26-2003 06:13 AM

all the governments do is lie to us anyways.

they hand us a bunch of shit that they want us to hear.

i don't believe a single thing that the gov says.

there is something there in area 51.unless i see it with my own two eyes......i won't believe what the gov says.

i must admit....i am quite curious....but i'm not too worried about what might or might not be there.

Baldrick 10-26-2003 07:25 AM

I honestly think that at one time, Area 51 was the development and testing facilities for secret/new/alien technology. Now, however, I really think the US government is using Area 51 as their diversion, and the development and test facilities are elsewhere. By using Area 51 as the distraction, they were able to create a facility elsewhere that gets zero attention. They still feed/leak just enough to the media and public to keep that attention diverted...

I guess that would make Bush and Cheney sort of the Penn and Teller of the free world! :D

TWISTEDBADGER 10-29-2003 08:31 AM

Area 51 is what Wright-Patterson used to be. Somewhere else is what Area 51 used to be. Do you think Cheyenne Mt is NORAD/SC HQ? Distributed disinformation, that's what it's all about.

Doesn't Matter 10-29-2003 11:52 PM

Evil monkeys, planning to take over the world?

hundred-peons 10-30-2003 12:51 AM

My great uncle was an engineer at Wright-Patterson air force base. Dead now, he once claimed that the Roswell crash was sent to Wright Patterson, and was ultimately responsible for the funding of Area 51, but before the 50's Area 51 did not exist.

He also claimed to have seen the craft, and some of the technology reproduced from it, as well as one of the actual bodies.

My dad recalls when he broke down and spilled the beans long after he retired, during a thanksgiving watching something like Unsolved Mysteries. It all started with one person saying that they didn't believe in UFO's.

The common claim is well why don't we have UFO's of our own by now. Well imagine going back a thousand years and handing someone a car. How long would it take people 1,000 years ago, to reverse engineer something they do not understand.

They would more than likely use things from the car, and improve on what they already had. Understanding nuts and bolts would come before coilover shocks, and those would come before understanding internal combustion or electricity. Some claim microwaves, microchip, optic fibers, and now as recent as nanotubes, are all reverse engineered from the roswell crash.

Comparing the first 50 years of the 20th, to the second 50 years of the 20th it's amazing how much technology has advanced.

justin218 10-31-2003 02:36 AM

By now there is probably nothing that extremely top secret, since it is so well known. Way back when it was probably just a top secret technology base. If they were smart, now it's just a decoy. I don't believe any of the alien UFO garbage.

Flesh 10-31-2003 06:24 PM

very interesting post, hundred-peons.

Reese 11-01-2003 03:11 PM

As someone once said... "I'm not afraid of Area 51, I'm worried about Area's 1-50."

Sunrise 11-02-2003 06:06 AM

I don't really think there's alien space ships or stuff like that.
More than anything testing/development of new secret military stuff, etc etc...

Drider_it 11-02-2003 07:08 AM

Actually if you think about it.. to have a tech to travel the vastness of space.. yeah they would be advanced.. why would an alien race bother comeing here.. where we still kill ourselves?

abit they could crash here.. and we study whats left.. sure..


I traved to a military base when i was young with my dad (he drove trucks and i went when him on the summer trips)

we stopped cuz he had a load of tank treds to diliver.. seems i had to stay out side and wait for him to get back. the sign my dad explained to me was.. the parrie dogs carred bubonic(spelling) plague .. heh kind of a nifty anit-break in method if you ask me..

anyways.. the guards wouldnt speak nothing to me.. and i said.. jeeze what ya got in there.. a ufo.. they then chuckled .. but it seemed a little weird to me.. still bothers me to this day..

thing is.. if the usa had the tech.. it would have gotten out even before now.. due to the spycraft the humans are soo good at.. so there would be a war over who got this tech.. maybe the other countries have gotten around to cutting a deal with the usa in which they dont use the tech.. they dont nuke us to oblivion.


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