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Old 08-21-2003, 01:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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how do they know!?

they are everywhere and they know everything.

how do they know thoughts!? they shouldn't be able to!

THOUGHTS SHOULD BE PRIVATE!


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Old 08-21-2003, 02:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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They'll get everyone in the end.... its just a matter of time.
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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what? mmm ok i dont get this..
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Old 08-21-2003, 03:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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what? mmm ok i dont get this..
look at your sig: "Ignorance Is Bliss"


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Old 08-21-2003, 04:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Those bastards!! I knew they would get someone else!! But then, so did they...
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Old 08-21-2003, 10:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Those bastards!! I knew they would get someone else!! But then, so did they...
i think they "got" everyone.

i just want to find out.......
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Old 08-21-2003, 10:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: how do they know!?

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they are everywhere and they know everything.

how do they know thoughts!? they shouldn't be able to!

THOUGHTS SHOULD BE PRIVATE!


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Old 08-21-2003, 10:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Use tin foil, it will keep em out of your head. and it makes a pretty nice top hat.
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Old 08-22-2003, 12:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Use tin foil, it will keep em out of your head. and it makes a pretty nice top hat.
but then they will really know I'm crazy.
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Old 08-22-2003, 05:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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no... normal people will think you're crazy.... THEY will know you're perfectly sane and on top of it all... but not much else if the tin foil theory really holds water.
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Old 08-22-2003, 07:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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no... normal people will think you're crazy.... THEY will know you're perfectly sane and on top of it all... but not much else if the tin foil theory really holds water.
unless you're wrapped from head to toe intinfoil, the hat will actually act as an antenna to broadcast your brainwaves to THEM.
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Old 08-22-2003, 08:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Would you be so kind as to turn your tin-foiled head the other way? Your brainwaves are drowning out a few of the voices in my head. Thank you, we appreciate it.
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Old 08-22-2003, 08:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Nice try asshole. Nobody but Freaks & Geeks will ever see this. Your story will be lumped in with the other crackpot theories. No-one will ever know. There is no way out.
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Old 08-22-2003, 08:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I tried warning everyone, but no one listened.
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Old 08-22-2003, 08:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I tried warning everyone, but no one listened.
no one ever listens will they?

and they probably wont let anyone know either.
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Old 08-23-2003, 02:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
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All you have to do is think about mindless dribble, but have your real thoughts blend into the background of those...
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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All you have to do is think about mindless dribble, but have your real thoughts blend into the background of those...
yea i've been working on that. easier said than done...

if you make everything (i.e; thinking) really hard and complex with many steps, or sorta like think about everything as it goes along its not real hard. there are definitely like multiple levels of thinking in your mind, interesting how it all works (trying to figure it out).
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Old 08-24-2003, 04:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Either that or think your thoughts backwards, or even jump from one language to another in your thoughts to make them harder to understand. Better yet, do that backwards too. Also, think in anagrams.
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Old 08-24-2003, 05:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Or better yet, only think thoughts that are written out on the jumbled pieces of a ten-thousand piece jigsaw puzzle in your mind.
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:58 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Or better yet, only think thoughts that are written out on the jumbled pieces of a ten-thousand piece jigsaw puzzle in your mind.
it's really not that easy at all, training your mind. today i started to get an idea of what to do; focussing on my breathing or repeating thinks in my head, working out complex nonsensical problems... it's gettin easier but it's still hard to concentrate.
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Old 08-26-2003, 11:49 PM   #21 (permalink)
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You really REALLY need an AFDB:

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Old 08-27-2003, 10:22 AM   #22 (permalink)
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You really REALLY need an AFDB:

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What Is An AFDB?

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

What are you waiting for? Make one today!
OMG, I just about bust a gut reading this site. I cannot believe someone went into this much detail about an AFDB.
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:47 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Has your instructor suggested to you that information on the web may not be trustworthy and has then shown you a list of sites for you to "evaluate"? Does this presentation bias you against the sites on the list, prompting you to try and view them as all being false? Are you rewarded for believing the websites false with some form of social approval, such as a good grade or verbal praise? If you answered yes to these questions, then you are a victim of mind control.
that enough to tell you how awesome that site is check it out!
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Old 08-27-2003, 01:57 PM   #24 (permalink)
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those AFDB's would be especially useful at work. cuz y'know...that's the time when THEY are most interested in you
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Old 08-29-2003, 05:32 AM   #25 (permalink)
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You think its bad when THEY get you????????? Please...... I got caught by THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ......... ruined my shit for months.... I still don't think I'm OK.
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Old 08-29-2003, 07:27 AM   #26 (permalink)
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fuck 'em all!
THEY are fuckin bastards!
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Old 08-29-2003, 11:43 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2003, 12:50 AM   #28 (permalink)
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well i think i have come to a good sound conclusion. AOL/Time Warner, McDonalds, and Coke; own most of the world.

it's that and" The Internet"
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Old 08-30-2003, 11:14 PM   #29 (permalink)
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THEY has always been a problem for me as well.
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Old 08-31-2003, 01:01 PM   #30 (permalink)
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A:"Who can everyone be mad at and blame everything on, even the person everyone is mad at?"
B:"the President"
A:"our current president?"
B:"SURE"

.... they is the president
so everyone be mad at Dubbaya Bush

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