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miked10270 · 08-02-2003, 01:27 PM

Before posting or contributing on this forum...

Are we ABSOLUTELY sure that this is a genuine part of TFP?

Isn't it possible, even likely that this forum has been inserted into our community by the NSA, acting on behalf of Homeland Security?

Once all the contributors, all the people who don't believe the cover-ups, and are maybe getting a bit too close to the truth are all together & identified......

?

Maybe I'm being paranoid.... But isn't that what this board is for?

Richard Nixon once said "Even Paranoids have enemies".

At this stage I'd just like to point out that I believe EVERYTHING that the US Government, British Government, CIA has put out as it's official line on ANY matter. I also believe both the NSA and MI6, even when they say they don't exist... Who doesn't exist? Never heard of them... I believe... Honest.

Mike.

The enemy of your enemy is not neccesarily your friend.

CAN_skate · 08-02-2003, 03:51 PM

Yeah, I knew this guy who had the FBl or some shit after him, because he was reading and talking about the i11uminati online.

Halx · 08-02-2003, 04:18 PM

if that's so, I better be gettin' paid for this

grumpyolddude · 08-02-2003, 11:09 PM

They've already come and gotten me. I'm not really posting this reply. This is an automated response to make you all believe that I'm still free and functioning in society. But if that were true, I wouldn't really be telling you this.... or would I?

meff · 09-14-2003, 09:49 PM

Homeland security? Oh sheesh.
Lets raise the warning to RED!!

rainheart · 09-14-2003, 10:42 PM

I don't know.. this whole "oh my god they're all after me" (please) would probably be half as interesting if there was a tilted conspiracies forum.

GakFace · 09-15-2003, 12:35 AM

That would mean Either Z or I are NSA... as we were the ones pushing for this board.... So I think your chances of us being NSA are rather small.

forgotten_dream · 09-17-2003, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GakFace
So I think your chances of us being NSA are rather small.

Sure, that's what you WANT us to think!

GakFace · 09-17-2003, 12:47 PM

Z just LOOKS like the devil... but he's good beyond that. As for me? um.... I'll think of something later. Enjoy your day

Johnny Rotten · 09-17-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by miked10270
Are we ABSOLUTELY sure that this is a genuine part of TFP?

Are you sure you're not the only person reading the boards, and the rest of us aren't just scripted personalities?

The rabbit hole always goes a little bit deeper....

Bill O'Rights · 09-19-2003, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GakFace
That would mean Either Z or I are NSA... as we were the ones pushing for this board.... So I think your chances of us being NSA are rather small.

So then, what you're saying is that "Z" isn't really confined to that wheelchair afterall...is he? He's really some super ninja ready to slit your throat, just as soon as you are lulled into a false sense of security by his apparent placidity. Hah!!! I thought as much. Oh...and Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the candlestick.

Esen · 09-20-2003, 12:24 PM

Well if that was true we all would be fucked already, and they wouldn t need this board.

dnd · 10-03-2003, 03:35 PM

how about this...hands up if ur a real person..

*sticks his hand up with a gleeful smile*

Monre · 10-03-2003, 04:04 PM

I cant put my hand up or they will kill me.

dnd · 10-05-2003, 07:39 AM

hmm i think this idea needs a little more thought then....

i know..blink loads really quickly...ok? ready... 3....2...1.... blink if ur real!

<blink>*blink*</blink><blink>*blink*</blink><blink>*blink*</blink><blink>*blink*</blink><blink>*blink*</blink>

liquid_dreams · 10-09-2003, 03:53 PM

good point bout sum of us being agents..... *shifty eyes*..... well assumeing that were all well people wit out guns AND badges rdy to break into sum house then well i think that you got a point that wit the total power of all the tfps members minds put together we can bring down the us and perhaps canada.... no clue where i'm going wit this.... RANT

hlprmnky · 10-18-2003, 01:59 PM

I for one welcome our new TFP masters.

Drider_it · 10-18-2003, 05:10 PM

*pushes the paper shreader farther behind the office partition*

No listen not to these ranting of the tangent minded.. this is a legit board..

*no.. no it isnt.. help me im trapped behind ... *

... and further more any and all are welcome to post thier *chuckles* thoughts on how the world works .. all those *flutters his fingers* little ghost stories.. we all liked...

*for the love of god someone help me.. its dark.. all i did was post on those dolls eyes..*

... those stories round the ol campfire.. but face it we are all adults here.. we in fact...

*they keep telling me my brain was replaced with a chip.. and the extra space is for explosives.. why? help me*

... are just now working on getting this forum pumped to the max..

well thats all for now.. carry on citizens.. and remember.. these is no BIG Brother.

Drider

*I cant feel my legs anymore.. but i know they are there.. they sound like metal scraping the floor and why can i actually taste what light is like?*

08-02-2003, 01:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
miked10270 Banned Location: Scotland	Fair warning. Before posting or contributing on this forum... Are we ABSOLUTELY sure that this is a genuine part of TFP? Isn't it possible, even likely that this forum has been inserted into our community by the NSA, acting on behalf of Homeland Security? Once all the contributors, all the people who don't believe the cover-ups, and are maybe getting a bit too close to the truth are all together & identified...... ? Maybe I'm being paranoid.... But isn't that what this board is for? Richard Nixon once said "Even Paranoids have enemies". At this stage I'd just like to point out that I believe EVERYTHING that the US Government, British Government, CIA has put out as it's official line on ANY matter. I also believe both the NSA and MI6, even when they say they don't exist... Who doesn't exist? Never heard of them... I believe... Honest. Mike. The enemy of your enemy is not neccesarily your friend. Last edited by miked10270; 08-02-2003 at 04:05 PM..

08-02-2003, 04:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	if that's so, I better be gettin' paid for this __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals] Last edited by Halx; 08-02-2003 at 04:35 PM..

08-02-2003, 11:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	They've already come and gotten me. I'm not really posting this reply. This is an automated response to make you all believe that I'm still free and functioning in society. But if that were true, I wouldn't really be telling you this.... or would I? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

09-14-2003, 09:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
meff Vanishing, like I do.. Location: Austin, TX	Homeland security? Oh sheesh. Lets raise the warning to RED!! __________________ Toy-like people make me boy-like.

09-15-2003, 12:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	That would mean Either Z or I are NSA... as we were the ones pushing for this board.... So I think your chances of us being NSA are rather small. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

08-02-2003, 03:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
CAN_skate Banned Location: Totally out there.	Yeah, I knew this guy who had the FBl or some shit after him, because he was reading and talking about the i11uminati online.

09-14-2003, 10:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
rainheart Psycho	I don't know.. this whole "oh my god they're all after me" (please) would probably be half as interesting if there was a tilted conspiracies forum.

09-17-2003, 12:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Z just LOOKS like the devil... but he's good beyond that. As for me? um.... I'll think of something later. Enjoy your day __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

09-20-2003, 12:24 PM	#12 (permalink)
Esen TFPer formaly known as Chauncey Location: North East	Well if that was true we all would be fucked already, and they wouldn t need this board. __________________ ~Esen What is everyone doing in my room?

10-03-2003, 03:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	how about this...hands up if ur a real person.. sticks his hand up with a gleeful smile __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

10-03-2003, 04:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
Monre Banned	I cant put my hand up or they will kill me.

10-05-2003, 07:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	hmm i think this idea needs a little more thought then.... i know..blink loads really quickly...ok? ready... 3....2...1.... blink if ur real! <blink>blink</blink><blink>blink</blink><blink>blink</blink><blink>blink</blink><blink>blink</blink> __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

10-09-2003, 03:53 PM	#16 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	good point bout sum of us being agents..... shifty eyes..... well assumeing that were all well people wit out guns AND badges rdy to break into sum house then well i think that you got a point that wit the total power of all the tfps members minds put together we can bring down the us and perhaps canada.... no clue where i'm going wit this.... RANT

10-18-2003, 01:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
hlprmnky Upright Location: MN, USA	obligatory, no voting I for one welcome our new TFP masters.

10-18-2003, 05:10 PM	#18 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	pushes the paper shreader farther behind the office partition No listen not to these ranting of the tangent minded.. this is a legit board.. no.. no it isnt.. help me im trapped behind ... ... and further more any and all are welcome to post thier chuckles thoughts on how the world works .. all those flutters his fingers little ghost stories.. we all liked... for the love of god someone help me.. its dark.. all i did was post on those dolls eyes.. ... those stories round the ol campfire.. but face it we are all adults here.. we in fact... they keep telling me my brain was replaced with a chip.. and the extra space is for explosives.. why? help me ... are just now working on getting this forum pumped to the max.. well thats all for now.. carry on citizens.. and remember.. these is no BIG Brother. Drider I cant feel my legs anymore.. but i know they are there.. they sound like metal scraping the floor and why can i actually taste what light is like? __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.