Is Elvis alive..? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Miroslav · 07-30-2003, 01:54 PM

I have a friend that is convinced the King is still alive... He brings to light, too many wierd things about his death. Could it be true?

Jesus Malverde · 07-30-2003, 02:56 PM

Yeah man he is in Africa with Tupac, Biggy and Princess Diana....

Magpie0001 · 07-30-2003, 03:28 PM

Youre friend is clearly on crack.

Katyblu · 07-30-2003, 03:34 PM

Of course he is... he's laying on a beach with Tupac, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Biggie... they all read the tabloids and laughtheir asses off at us....

World's King · 07-30-2003, 03:51 PM

He's fucking dead.

At least I hope.

rockzilla · 07-30-2003, 03:54 PM

He comes to the homeless shelter I work at all the time. He loves Saturday lunch because it's always fried chicken.

alkaiser · 07-30-2003, 04:55 PM

he should be dead...same with 2pac, biggie, and my grandparents

Katyblu · 07-30-2003, 05:07 PM

Tupac isn't dead.... proof: Every year he puts out a new CD and I think he has at least one movie coming out this year or next year... If he's dead than damn I hope I can put out stuff after I'm in the ground....

Fagabeefe · 07-30-2003, 06:01 PM

Dead as a doornail.

KWSN · 07-30-2003, 09:06 PM

He's dead for sure. If you want to concern yourself with INTERESTING (and possibly legit) conspiracy theories, read into the Kurt Cobain "suicide" some... you'll learn some things you didn't know. Trust me.

Jesus Malverde · 07-31-2003, 12:26 AM

Hey KWSN that sounds pretty interesting, got any site where I could get started reading into that? I don't know if I can count on typing that into google.

Wombat · 07-31-2003, 04:47 AM

I concur with Katyblu.

KWSN · 07-31-2003, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jesus Malverde
Hey KWSN that sounds pretty interesting, got any site where I could get started reading into that? I don't know if I can count on typing that into google.

There's a book, part of a series of books called "Uncle John"... they're all full of odd trivia and they're made, so it says, for reading when you're in the can... one of the books has like 3 pages of conspiracy theories on that, and it really interested me... I'll see if I can find a site for you.

figgles · 07-31-2003, 05:01 PM

I am reincarnated.After dying i asked to come back as a candy bar, but just to prove there is a sense of humour in the hereafter, i am back - as Eminem. Notice the similarity??

Pellaz · 07-31-2003, 05:22 PM

"I don't care what the game says, I swear I didn't kill him!"-Death, Good Omens.

That said, deader than a doornail.

bobw · 07-31-2003, 05:42 PM

what about Hitler ?

Antagony · 07-31-2003, 09:05 PM

I assure you that Elvis is quite dead.

I had that poison made by the greatest chemist that ever lived.

Mephisto2 · 07-31-2003, 09:09 PM

Yes, and he's living under my stairs...

Mr Mephisto

ssander9 · 07-31-2003, 09:10 PM

I hope he's dead, they buried him

guthmund · 07-31-2003, 11:20 PM

Four words, folks....

Bubba Ho-Tep.

Elvis lives.

jibs · 08-01-2003, 12:21 AM

Elvis was an attention whore, for him to be alive this long out of the public eye would have been too much for him.

Ratman · 08-01-2003, 05:19 AM

Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa are a driving team long-hauling garlic out of Gilroy, CA.

Force 10 · 08-01-2003, 06:45 PM

liquid_dreams · 08-01-2003, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fagabeefe
Dead as a doornail.

when exactly when was a doornail alive and for that matter wtf is a doornail??? but elvis is dead unless they dont find a body in his grave

txstar · 08-01-2003, 10:24 PM

Yes, I saw him in a wheelchair shopping at Wal-mart.

bluearmy · 08-02-2003, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquid_dreams
when exactly when was a doornail alive and for that matter wtf is a doornail??? but elvis is dead unless they dont find a body in his grave

The term as dead as a doornail is from shakespere, one of many terms that crop up in modern day language without people realising they are quoting shakespere.

Arc101 · 08-02-2003, 04:14 AM

Look don't tell anyone but I'm Elvis and I'm alive. Ok hope this answers your question.

fuzzix · 08-02-2003, 05:35 AM

I'm alive and well.

MSD · 08-02-2003, 10:12 AM

I'd say he isn't dead, just taking a long vacation with Jim Morrison.

If you think about it, even if his death was faked, he was a drinker, smoker, druggie, and quite overwieght. He would be dead by now if he wasn't back then.

And if somebody doesn't collect his 1 million dollar life insurance soon, I want it.

tweekman · 08-02-2003, 03:46 PM

hmm yeah i think Katyblu said it all

betman · 08-02-2003, 05:19 PM

Elvis is dead. The legend still lives.

jujueye · 08-02-2003, 10:15 PM

No, friend, he's dead. Lots of people can't deal with it when someone so much bigger than life is gone, and that is why they look for discrepancies in their actual death. Meida tries to hype it up so it will be a more incredible story, or so that these bigger than life people will not look like average people when they literally kill themselves with drugs and alcohol like a destitute bum. Somewhere on consumptionjunction.com is a short video of elvis drunk, and on stage. Its totally amazing, and yet I cant find it to show you what an onstage addict looks like...oh well, he's gone.

grumpyolddude · 08-02-2003, 10:23 PM

Elvis is alive and living... ... ... in my pants!
Get over this one.

Hrothgar · 08-03-2003, 12:06 AM

Yeah he's alive.
Lives in Vegas.

Tickford · 08-03-2003, 06:24 AM

not a chance in hell.....

Caser · 08-04-2003, 10:40 AM

i think hes dead...its hard to say this....but be bit the dust

snoop · 08-04-2003, 04:38 PM

Elvis has left the building !!

hulk · 08-05-2003, 12:16 AM

Elvis is alive and well and living inside the moon we never landed on, with the MIB's and the aliens.

bender · 08-05-2003, 11:57 AM

No.
Elvis is dead.
DEAD.

07-30-2003, 01:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Miroslav Tilted Location: Texas	Is Elvis alive..? I have a friend that is convinced the King is still alive... He brings to light, too many wierd things about his death. Could it be true?

07-30-2003, 02:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jesus Malverde Psycho Location: Sinaloa, Mexico	Yeah man he is in Africa with Tupac, Biggy and Princess Diana.... __________________ ...I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life...

07-30-2003, 03:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	Youre friend is clearly on crack. __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

07-30-2003, 03:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	He's fucking dead. At least I hope. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

07-30-2003, 06:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fagabeefe What? WHAT?! Location: Over here	Dead as a doornail. __________________ If you can't make fun of yourself... Well at least there's always the French! Those chese-eating surrender monkeys!

07-30-2003, 03:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Katyblu Crazy Location: Here and there and everywhere	Of course he is... he's laying on a beach with Tupac, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Biggie... they all read the tabloids and laughtheir asses off at us....

07-30-2003, 03:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	He comes to the homeless shelter I work at all the time. He loves Saturday lunch because it's always fried chicken.

07-30-2003, 04:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
alkaiser Upright	he should be dead...same with 2pac, biggie, and my grandparents

07-30-2003, 05:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
Katyblu Crazy Location: Here and there and everywhere	Tupac isn't dead.... proof: Every year he puts out a new CD and I think he has at least one movie coming out this year or next year... If he's dead than damn I hope I can put out stuff after I'm in the ground....

07-30-2003, 09:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
KWSN green	He's dead for sure. If you want to concern yourself with INTERESTING (and possibly legit) conspiracy theories, read into the Kurt Cobain "suicide" some... you'll learn some things you didn't know. Trust me. __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-31-2003, 12:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
Jesus Malverde Psycho Location: Sinaloa, Mexico	Hey KWSN that sounds pretty interesting, got any site where I could get started reading into that? I don't know if I can count on typing that into google. __________________ ...I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life...

07-31-2003, 04:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
Wombat Crazy	I concur with Katyblu.

07-31-2003, 05:01 PM	#14 (permalink)
figgles Upright	I am reincarnated.After dying i asked to come back as a candy bar, but just to prove there is a sense of humour in the hereafter, i am back - as Eminem. Notice the similarity??

07-31-2003, 05:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
Pellaz Addict Location: Texas	"I don't care what the game says, I swear I didn't kill him!"-Death, Good Omens. That said, deader than a doornail. __________________ " ' Big Mouth. Remember it took three of you to kill me. A god, a boy, and, last and least, a hero.' "

07-31-2003, 05:42 PM	#16 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	what about Hitler ?

07-31-2003, 09:05 PM	#17 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	I assure you that Elvis is quite dead. I had that poison made by the greatest chemist that ever lived. __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust

08-01-2003, 06:45 PM	#23 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	No

08-02-2003, 05:35 AM	#28 (permalink)
fuzzix Psycho Location: Australia	I'm alive and well. __________________ I'm most definately not 'lovin' it'.

07-31-2003, 09:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Yes, and he's living under my stairs... Mr Mephisto

07-31-2003, 09:10 PM	#19 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	I hope he's dead, they buried him __________________ I never said you had to.

07-31-2003, 11:20 PM	#20 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Four words, folks.... Bubba Ho-Tep. Elvis lives. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

08-01-2003, 12:21 AM	#21 (permalink)
jibs Tilted	Elvis was an attention whore, for him to be alive this long out of the public eye would have been too much for him.

08-01-2003, 05:19 AM	#22 (permalink)
Ratman Addict Location: Somewhere... Across the sea...	Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa are a driving team long-hauling garlic out of Gilroy, CA. __________________ The difference between theory and reality is that in theory there is no difference. "God made man, but he used the monkey to do it." DEVO

08-01-2003, 10:24 PM	#25 (permalink)
txstar Tilted Location: Dallas, TX	Yes, I saw him in a wheelchair shopping at Wal-mart.

08-02-2003, 04:14 AM	#27 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	Look don't tell anyone but I'm Elvis and I'm alive. Ok hope this answers your question.

08-02-2003, 10:12 AM	#29 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I'd say he isn't dead, just taking a long vacation with Jim Morrison. If you think about it, even if his death was faked, he was a drinker, smoker, druggie, and quite overwieght. He would be dead by now if he wasn't back then. And if somebody doesn't collect his 1 million dollar life insurance soon, I want it.

08-02-2003, 03:46 PM	#30 (permalink)
tweekman Banned	hmm yeah i think Katyblu said it all

08-02-2003, 05:19 PM	#31 (permalink)
betman Crazy Location: DFW	Elvis is dead. The legend still lives.

08-02-2003, 10:15 PM	#32 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	No, friend, he's dead. Lots of people can't deal with it when someone so much bigger than life is gone, and that is why they look for discrepancies in their actual death. Meida tries to hype it up so it will be a more incredible story, or so that these bigger than life people will not look like average people when they literally kill themselves with drugs and alcohol like a destitute bum. Somewhere on consumptionjunction.com is a short video of elvis drunk, and on stage. Its totally amazing, and yet I cant find it to show you what an onstage addict looks like...oh well, he's gone.

08-02-2003, 10:23 PM	#33 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Elvis is alive and living... ... ... in my pants! Get over this one. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-03-2003, 12:06 AM	#34 (permalink)
Hrothgar He's My Girl Location: The Champagne Douche	Yeah he's alive. Lives in Vegas. __________________ The fortunes of war favored Hrothgar.

08-03-2003, 06:24 AM	#35 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	not a chance in hell..... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-04-2003, 10:40 AM	#36 (permalink)
Caser Tilted Location: langley	i think hes dead...its hard to say this....but be bit the dust __________________ ( . Y . )

08-04-2003, 04:38 PM	#37 (permalink)
snoop Insane	Elvis has left the building !! __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Insert Witty Slogan Here . . . . .

08-05-2003, 12:16 AM	#38 (permalink)
hulk C'mon, just blow it. Location: Perth, Australia	Elvis is alive and well and living inside the moon we never landed on, with the MIB's and the aliens. __________________ "'There's a tendency among the press to attribute the creation of a game to a single person,' says Warren Spector, creator of Thief and Deus Ex." -- From an IGN game review.

08-05-2003, 11:57 AM	#39 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	No. Elvis is dead. DEAD.