What if John McCain...
 

is really a cylon? What if he is a toaster and he is trying to get control of this country in preparation for an attack... He looks and acts like command Tigh just to throw us off and think he isn't a cylon. But what if he really is a cylon?

Then we're all fracked, god's damn it. Still, there's a silver lining: there are probably enough sixes and eights to keep me happy for the rest of my life.

All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again!

Does that mean cowboy George is a cylon too? They are everywhere!