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KillerYoda · 04-20-2003, 07:33 PM

I just realized the true reason why the old TFP died. Remember how we were discussing the dude who had somehow registered on Jan. 1, 1970 as being a possible TFP messiah?

He must have flooded the world when we discovered his ruse and killed TFP. Sadly, there was no cyber-Noah's arc to save any of us. Just think of all the avatars that drowned...

Tragic.

BBtB · 04-20-2003, 07:39 PM

www.8march2003.com was right!

Frosstbyte · 04-20-2003, 07:39 PM

According to Occam's Razor, by which the simplest explanation is usually correct, this is clearly the correct answer. Everything about losing hard drives clearly is too complicated. Well spoken, Master Jedi KillerYoda. ::smirks::

phoenix1002 · 04-20-2003, 07:44 PM

Whew! Glad I got my avatar into one of those secret subs in the mountains before the floods came! Oh wait... I never had an avatar, and the subs don't exist... doh!

bundy · 04-20-2003, 08:07 PM

who was that guy, sorry, messiah?
i remember seeing his registration date, but never any comments.

KillerYoda · 04-20-2003, 08:10 PM

I hope someone remembers it, I don't. It had "1" at the end I think. He only had two posts, from what I remember.

laughter · 04-20-2003, 08:46 PM

Avatar lifeboats. Perhaps we should think about doing something like this, in case (heaven forbid) of another crash.

Sun Tzu · 04-21-2003, 12:37 AM

ssssh they're listening.

zf0enix · 04-22-2003, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KillerYoda
I hope someone remembers it, I don't. It had "1" at the end I think. He only had two posts, from what I remember.

I remember him. He was the time-traveling-TFP-messiah with approx. 0.00000002 posts/day, right?

He probably got pissed that someone (you?) blew his cover.

KillerYoda · 04-23-2003, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zf0enix

He probably got pissed that someone (you?) blew his cover.

I didn't blow his cover, I just suggested he might be of the divine nature.

04-20-2003, 07:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
KillerYoda The Original Emo Gangsta Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository	Conspiracy Theory!!! I just realized the true reason why the old TFP died. Remember how we were discussing the dude who had somehow registered on Jan. 1, 1970 as being a possible TFP messiah? He must have flooded the world when we discovered his ruse and killed TFP. Sadly, there was no cyber-Noah's arc to save any of us. Just think of all the avatars that drowned... Tragic. __________________ "So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

04-20-2003, 07:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	www.8march2003.com was right! __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

04-20-2003, 07:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
phoenix1002 Psycho Location: lost	Whew! Glad I got my avatar into one of those secret subs in the mountains before the floods came! Oh wait... I never had an avatar, and the subs don't exist... doh! __________________ I'd rather be climbing... I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

04-20-2003, 08:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	who was that guy, sorry, messiah? i remember seeing his registration date, but never any comments. __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-20-2003, 08:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
KillerYoda The Original Emo Gangsta Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository	I hope someone remembers it, I don't. It had "1" at the end I think. He only had two posts, from what I remember. __________________ "So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

04-20-2003, 07:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	According to Occam's Razor, by which the simplest explanation is usually correct, this is clearly the correct answer. Everything about losing hard drives clearly is too complicated. Well spoken, Master Jedi KillerYoda. ::smirks::

04-20-2003, 08:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
laughter Tilted Location: Canada's capital, eh	Avatar lifeboats. Perhaps we should think about doing something like this, in case (heaven forbid) of another crash. __________________ "Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly." -Thomas Hobbes

04-21-2003, 12:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	ssssh they're listening. __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking* Last edited by Sun Tzu; 04-21-2003 at 11:54 AM..