No intense hurricanes on an election year.... Coincidence? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Gatorade Frost · 10-03-2006, 02:18 PM

I think not.

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American hurricane expert William Gray has again downgraded his forecast for the 2006 Atlantic storm season, predicting one more hurricane and two more named storms but no intense hurricanes.

The new report released Tuesday calls for a hurricane season that is significantly calmer than those seen in recent years, with a total of six hurricanes among the 2006 season's 11 named storm systems.

Gray and fellow Colorado State University researcher Philip Klotzbach cited El Nino conditions for the reduced number of storms.

"August was inactive, but September had above-average activity," Klotzbach said. "We expect October to have below-average activity largely due to developing El Nino conditions in the central and eastern Pacific. November activity in El Nino years is very rare."

The long-term average for the June-through-November Atlantic hurricane season is 9.6 named storms, 5.9 hurricanes and 2.3 intense hurricanes, the forecasters said.

However, 2005 saw the birth of a whopping 28 named storms, and this year's forecast from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration called for 13 to 16 named storms.

In the past two years alone, the researchers said, 13 major hurricanes formed in the Atlantic basin, and seven struck the U.S. coast, including the devastating Hurricane Katrina.

By contrast, between 1995 and 2003, only three major hurricanes hit land.

So far this season, the Atlantic basin has seen nine named storms and five hurricanes, the latest of them Isaac, which broke up off Newfoundland late Monday afternoon.

"Despite the lower predictions, residents living along the U.S. coastline should always be prepared for major storms," Gray said.

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Could this be a ploy by the neocons to keep the house and senate?

If tilted paranoia has taught me anything, then the answer is...yes.

Willravel · 10-03-2006, 02:21 PM

You should see what they can do with earthquakes.

Deltona Couple · 10-03-2006, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gatorade Frost

I think not.

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Could this be a ploy by the neocons to keep the house and senate?

If tilted paranoia has taught me anything, then the answer is...yes.

If there is a God in heaven, PLEASE tell me you are joking about this....lol

The_Jazz · 10-04-2006, 05:47 AM

Finally, the Disney money starts to come through for Bush, Inc!

kurtisj · 10-06-2006, 09:42 AM

seriously, this has to be one of the goofiest things i have ever seen, i hope you are joking

Gatorade Frost · 10-06-2006, 10:52 AM

Of course I'm joking...

Or am I?

MSD · 10-06-2006, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

You should see what they can do with earthquakes.

Yeah, but that involves space shuttle launches, doesn't it?

jbw97361 · 10-09-2006, 08:08 PM

personally, I think Dan Quayle is behind it all somehow.

Ch'i · 10-09-2006, 08:24 PM

They had to get squirrels' vote somehow.

frogza · 10-11-2006, 01:05 PM

The cost to create ahurricane is staggering, and it has become difficult for the republican leadership to come up with excuses to hide the cash flow that is required to create a major hurricane.

The new plan is to wait till a democrat is elected, then unleash the single most devastating hurricane in the history of the world. The storm would completely engulf the whole western hemisphere and would eliminate any country that had ever said anything bad about us (watch out Hugo) Then the republican party could say the catastrophy was God striking us down for the sin of voting in a democrat.

It's really a briliant plan

Gatorade Frost · 10-11-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by frogza

The cost to create ahurricane is staggering, and it has become difficult for the republican leadership to come up with excuses to hide the cash flow that is required to create a major hurricane.

The new plan is to wait till a democrat is elected, then unleash the single most devastating hurricane in the history of the world. The storm would completely engulf the whole western hemisphere and would eliminate any country that had ever said anything bad about us (watch out Hugo) Then the republican party could say the catastrophy was God striking us down for the sin of voting in a democrat.

It's really a briliant plan

That must explain the price of gas falling. The more gasses out there the more global war ming, ergo, more hurricanes...

It all makes sense now

deezelnDC · 10-25-2006, 12:39 PM

lmao! I love this place!

NCB · 10-25-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

You should see what they can do with earthquakes.

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Originally Posted by Some obscure rap artist

George Bush hates Californians

......

1010011010 · 10-25-2006, 03:39 PM

HAARP program aside, I think it's time for Tilted Unfounded Paranoia

Gatorade Frost · 10-27-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 1010011010

HAARP program aside, I think it's time for Tilted Unfounded Paranoia

We already have one here

Deltona Couple · 10-27-2006, 11:50 AM

Don't you guys get it at all!?!? I finally have come to the dark side...er..um..I have finally come to the conspiracy theorist side.... Here are the facts...

Gas prices were at a comfortable level, and people were traveling to Florida for all their vacation needs. But those of us who live here are tired of all the NUT CASES driving down here, and their attitudes when they arrived. So Jeb Bush called his brother in the Whitehouse and asked for the military to unleash their new weather machine. After A horrible 3 years of hurricanes, the tourists have slowed up, so weather is back to normal for the residents of Florida again!

longbough · 10-28-2006, 05:42 AM

I get it! I get it!
OMG.
I think Bush is also calling folks at random to check on them - In fact he called me last night, I'm sure of it. Well, someone from an unlisted number called me last night and didn't say anything ... I asked, "Is this the president of the United States?" And, you know what? They didn't answer the question and just hung up! That proves it was him!

Gatorade Frost · 10-28-2006, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by longbough

I get it! I get it!
OMG.
I think Bush is also calling folks at random to check on them - In fact he called me last night, I'm sure of it. Well, someone from an unlisted number called me last night and didn't say anything ... I asked, "Is this the president of the United States?" And, you know what? They didn't answer the question and just hung up! That proves it was him!

That wasn't Bush... That was the NSA wiretapping program

Or "Big Brother" if you want to play the 1984 card

longbough · 10-29-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gatorade Frost

That wasn't Bush... That was the NSA wiretapping program

I stand by my initial assessment - if it were the NSA they would have said, "No, this isn't the president ... it's the NSA ... or something to that effect, wouldn't you think so?"

10-04-2006, 05:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Finally, the Disney money starts to come through for Bush, Inc! __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

10-06-2006, 09:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	seriously, this has to be one of the goofiest things i have ever seen, i hope you are joking __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

10-06-2006, 10:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	Of course I'm joking... Or am I? __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips

10-09-2006, 08:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
jbw97361 Tilted	personally, I think Dan Quayle is behind it all somehow. __________________ JBW

10-25-2006, 03:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
1010011010 Psycho Location: Virginia Beach, VA	HAARP program aside, I think it's time for Tilted Unfounded Paranoia __________________ *Simple Machines in Higher Dimensions*

10-03-2006, 02:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	You should see what they can do with earthquakes.

10-09-2006, 08:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	They had to get squirrels' vote somehow.

10-11-2006, 01:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
frogza Registered User Location: Right Here	The cost to create ahurricane is staggering, and it has become difficult for the republican leadership to come up with excuses to hide the cash flow that is required to create a major hurricane. The new plan is to wait till a democrat is elected, then unleash the single most devastating hurricane in the history of the world. The storm would completely engulf the whole western hemisphere and would eliminate any country that had ever said anything bad about us (watch out Hugo) Then the republican party could say the catastrophy was God striking us down for the sin of voting in a democrat. It's really a briliant plan

10-25-2006, 12:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
deezelnDC Upright	lmao! I love this place!

10-27-2006, 11:50 AM	#16 (permalink)
Deltona Couple Addict Location: Spring, Texas	Don't you guys get it at all!?!? I finally have come to the dark side...er..um..I have finally come to the conspiracy theorist side.... Here are the facts... Gas prices were at a comfortable level, and people were traveling to Florida for all their vacation needs. But those of us who live here are tired of all the NUT CASES driving down here, and their attitudes when they arrived. So Jeb Bush called his brother in the Whitehouse and asked for the military to unleash their new weather machine. After A horrible 3 years of hurricanes, the tourists have slowed up, so weather is back to normal for the residents of Florida again! __________________ "It is not that I have failed, but that I have found 10,000 ways that it DOESN'T work!" --Thomas Edison

10-28-2006, 05:42 AM	#17 (permalink)
longbough Soylent Green is people. Location: Northern California	I get it! I get it! OMG. I think Bush is also calling folks at random to check on them - In fact he called me last night, I'm sure of it. Well, someone from an unlisted number called me last night and didn't say anything ... I asked, "Is this the president of the United States?" And, you know what? They didn't answer the question and just hung up! That proves it was him! __________________ "I do believe that, where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence. Thus when my eldest son asked me what he should have done, had he been present when I was almost fatally assaulted in 1908, whether he should have run away and seen me killed or whether he should have used his physical force which he could and wanted to use, and defended me, I told him that it was his duty to defend me even by using violence." - Mahatma Ghandi