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Old 01-13-2005, 12:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition

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To:* Geffen/DGC Records & JT Simpson Entertainment

We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again.

She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic.

We are so sickened by her "performing" that we are taking this opportunity to demand that she stop.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned
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Old 01-13-2005, 01:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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SO signed that.
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Old 01-13-2005, 01:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2005, 03:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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"To:* Geffen/DGC Records & JT Simpson Entertainment

We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again.

She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic.

We are so sickened by her "performing" that we are taking this opportunity to demand that she stop.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned "


She should stop singing and just remove her clothes!
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Old 01-13-2005, 05:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh yes, because there is such a precedent of online petitions actually working...
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Old 01-13-2005, 05:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh yes, because there is such a precedent of online petitions actually working...
Exactly

Also, these petitions and threads around here and whatever else people use to complain just keeps the media machine on her going. If you completely ignore her vary existence she will eventually fade away.

(and I fully understand the irony of saying all that and posting myself)
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Old 01-13-2005, 06:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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there is a reason the saying "There's no such thing as bad publicity" was coined. If we all just ignore the stupid girl and pretend she doesn't exist, she'll fade away into obscurity and we'll get our wish. Signing petitions and such will only make her more popular or want to do more stuff... *SCARY!*
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:58 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't agree with this petition. personally I think she is slowly killing this pop phase we're in and should keep up the good work!
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Old 01-13-2005, 03:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's a joke folks

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Old 01-13-2005, 03:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm the 9018 to sign weehoo! I don't sign many petitions but this one is true to my heart
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Old 01-13-2005, 05:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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She seems really nice on her show, all 1 episodes I saw of it. But damn, she can't sing. For real. She just can't. She likes a twinge of "girliness" or something in her voice, something that's just not there. You can't do an in-between like that, it just makes it sound bad, especially live. Oh well.
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Old 01-13-2005, 08:14 PM   #12 (permalink)
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as said earlier she should still take off her clothes
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Old 01-13-2005, 09:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yea, where's the petition banning her from wearing clothes?
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Old 01-13-2005, 09:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Number 10895 signed here.
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Old 01-13-2005, 09:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yea, where's the petition banning her from wearing clothes?
hear hear lets start that petition.

Here is her sister wearing very little. She is Daisy Duke now!

http://www.m90.org/photos/JessicaSimpson18.htm
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Old 01-14-2005, 05:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Very nice, signed!
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Old 01-14-2005, 06:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Jeeez, it just always comes down to naked girls, doesn't it?






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Old 01-14-2005, 07:02 PM   #18 (permalink)
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signed...signed and double signed
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:45 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I couldn't bring myself to sign that in good conscience. She gets enough bad reviews and opinions as it is without me adding to it. I mean, it's not like she's a BAD person. Sure, a bit ignorant, not the brightest crayon in the light socket, kind of a bad singer, doesn't write her songs, et cetera, but not a bad person.
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Old 01-14-2005, 11:30 PM   #20 (permalink)
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hear hear lets start that petition.

Here is her sister wearing very little. She is Daisy Duke now!

http://www.m90.org/photos/JessicaSimpson18.htm
now THATS what I'm talking about!
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Old 01-14-2005, 11:41 PM   #21 (permalink)
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You'd be better off by showing a lack of interest in all that she does than going out of your way to generate negative publicity for her. Surely she might not be the greatest performer of all time but not only are you adding to her record sales and thus making sure that more people hear her music - you're all starting to sound just as annoying as her.

Your negative sentiments won't be nearly enough to decrease her record sales so why add to the noise pollution?
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Old 01-16-2005, 09:26 AM   #22 (permalink)
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You'd be better off by showing a lack of interest in all that she does than going out of your way to generate negative publicity for her. Surely she might not be the greatest performer of all time but not only are you adding to her record sales and thus making sure that more people hear her music - you're all starting to sound just as annoying as her.

Your negative sentiments won't be nearly enough to decrease her record sales so why add to the noise pollution?
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It's a joke folks
Taking it just a wee wittle bit too serious

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Old 01-17-2005, 06:59 AM   #23 (permalink)
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it may be a hopeless case, but I'll sign it anyway.
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Old 01-17-2005, 07:48 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I, the undersigned, vow to use my remote control whenever a performer appears on my television that I don't want to hear or see. That way, I won't display the self-indulgence and unbelievable arrogance of trying to impose my will and personal opinion on others.

#1 - Warrrreagl
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Old 01-17-2005, 09:00 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I signed without a second thought.
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Old 01-17-2005, 09:04 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I, the undersigned, vow to use my remote control whenever a performer appears on my television that I don't want to hear or see. That way, I won't display the self-indulgence and unbelievable arrogance of trying to impose my will and personal opinion on others.

#1 - Warrrreagl
#2 - Suave
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Old 01-26-2005, 01:56 PM   #27 (permalink)
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with whom did such an online petition previously work with
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Old 01-28-2005, 05:11 PM   #28 (permalink)
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