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Old 01-04-2005, 07:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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Once again...I have no words...

<font size=7>Hatebeak</font>

http://www.blacktable.com/dorfman040906.htm
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Please tell me this is a joke and it is not real. Or if it is real...it's meant to be a parotty I mean parody (couldn't resist that one I know it's cheesy dammit! )

WOW

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Old 01-04-2005, 07:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It isn't fake. I saw this a couple days ago while I was looking for music to download. I also saw a band that had a pitbull on lead vocals called Caninus. I personally wouldn't waste my time with it, but evidently someone likes it.
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Old 01-04-2005, 07:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Dude, that is such a ripoff of PainFlappers, which is a hardcore band from the 90s fronted by a penguin.

Just kidding, as far as I know, no band exists.

Hatebeak lyrics:
"Waldo wanna cracker, that's right bitch, I can talk
Waldo wanna cracker, SQUAK SQUAK SQUAK
I fucked Polly, then I ate all her seed
I kick ass harder than Stapp from Creed"
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Old 01-04-2005, 07:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah they actually mention Caninus in the interview(Yes I read it I have no life) and a possible collaboration or EP or sumfin like that I didn't read it THAT well.

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Old 01-04-2005, 11:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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its stuff like this that makes me think... "why the FUCK arent I in the music industry yet?!?!"
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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i love metal reviewers for how they write about the music.
they are hilarious, even when they are talking about a band that more probably exists. the whole "dudes, you guys are like just fucking gods, man, awesome shit how do you do it? wow" thing extended through variations on the same idea into entire interviews/articles/magazines/ways of life....its great once you figure out that you will never find out anything interesting about the music that way and look at them more as bizarre documents from an alternate possible universe. kinda makes me wish i could read norwegian so i could figure out how the black metal variant goes.
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Old 01-05-2005, 12:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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its stuff like this that makes me think... "why the FUCK arent I in the music industry yet?!?!"
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A PARROT!!

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Old 01-06-2005, 12:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Shit, now I need to get to the pet store... damn blizzard out.
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Old 01-06-2005, 01:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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kinda makes me wish i could read norwegian so i could figure out how the black metal variant goes.
Judging by what I've heard about the Scandinavian black metal scene, it's probably pretty scary (ie who did you have for your latest cannibal feast, who's head did you bash in with a claw hammer, etc).
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Old 01-08-2005, 02:52 AM   #10 (permalink)
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thats pretty funny! I think it might be real, there is a track I found through emule called "Beak of putrification"
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Old 01-08-2005, 03:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Unfuckin believable. Did you listen to it? Hows the Parrot? Fair?

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Old 01-30-2005, 01:35 AM   #12 (permalink)
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well, its true... and it sucks...
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Old 01-30-2005, 01:41 AM   #13 (permalink)
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^ Hey you! I've been wanting you to read my lyrics over in literature...you should PM me!

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