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K-Wise · 01-04-2005, 07:02 PM

<font size=7>Hatebeak</font>

http://www.blacktable.com/dorfman040906.htm
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Please tell me this is a joke and it is not real. Or if it is real...it's meant to be a parotty I mean parody (couldn't resist that one I know it's cheesy dammit!

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WOW

Asta!!

Bacchanal · 01-04-2005, 07:13 PM

It isn't fake. I saw this a couple days ago while I was looking for music to download. I also saw a band that had a pitbull on lead vocals called Caninus. I personally wouldn't waste my time with it, but evidently someone likes it.

anleja · 01-04-2005, 07:20 PM

Dude, that is such a ripoff of PainFlappers, which is a hardcore band from the 90s fronted by a penguin.

Just kidding, as far as I know, no band exists.

Hatebeak lyrics:
"Waldo wanna cracker, that's right bitch, I can talk
Waldo wanna cracker, SQUAK SQUAK SQUAK
I fucked Polly, then I ate all her seed
I kick ass harder than Stapp from Creed"

K-Wise · 01-04-2005, 07:32 PM

Yeah they actually mention Caninus in the interview(Yes I read it I have no life) and a possible collaboration or EP or sumfin like that I didn't read it THAT well.

Asta!!

MacGuyver · 01-04-2005, 11:41 PM

its stuff like this that makes me think... "why the FUCK arent I in the music industry yet?!?!"

roachboy · 01-05-2005, 09:17 AM

i love metal reviewers for how they write about the music.
they are hilarious, even when they are talking about a band that more probably exists. the whole "dudes, you guys are like just fucking gods, man, awesome shit how do you do it? wow" thing extended through variations on the same idea into entire interviews/articles/magazines/ways of life....its great once you figure out that you will never find out anything interesting about the music that way and look at them more as bizarre documents from an alternate possible universe. kinda makes me wish i could read norwegian so i could figure out how the black metal variant goes.

K-Wise · 01-05-2005, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacGuyver

its stuff like this that makes me think... "why the FUCK arent I in the music industry yet?!?!"

BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A PARROT!!

Asta!!

MacGuyver · 01-06-2005, 12:39 AM

Shit, now I need to get to the pet store... damn blizzard out.

whocarz · 01-06-2005, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roachboy

kinda makes me wish i could read norwegian so i could figure out how the black metal variant goes.

Judging by what I've heard about the Scandinavian black metal scene, it's probably pretty scary (ie who did you have for your latest cannibal feast, who's head did you bash in with a claw hammer, etc).

Strange Famous · 01-08-2005, 02:52 AM

thats pretty funny! I think it might be real, there is a track I found through emule called "Beak of putrification"

K-Wise · 01-08-2005, 03:42 AM

Unfuckin believable. Did you listen to it? Hows the Parrot? Fair?

Asta!!

Strange Famous · 01-30-2005, 01:35 AM

well, its true... and it sucks...

K-Wise · 01-30-2005, 01:41 AM

^ Hey you! I've been wanting you to read my lyrics over in literature...you should PM me!

Asta!!

01-04-2005, 07:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Once again...I have no words... <font size=7>Hatebeak</font> http://www.blacktable.com/dorfman040906.htm <iframe width=600 height=400 src="http://www.blacktable.com/dorfman040906.htm"></iframe> Please tell me this is a joke and it is not real. Or if it is real...it's meant to be a parotty I mean parody (couldn't resist that one I know it's cheesy dammit! ) WOW Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

01-04-2005, 07:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Yeah they actually mention Caninus in the interview(Yes I read it I have no life) and a possible collaboration or EP or sumfin like that I didn't read it THAT well. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

01-04-2005, 11:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
MacGuyver You're going to have to trust me! Location: Massachusetts	its stuff like this that makes me think... "why the FUCK arent I in the music industry yet?!?!" __________________ We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit. ---Aristotle Deeds, not words, shall speak [for] me. ---John Fletcher

01-05-2005, 09:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
roachboy Super Moderator Location: essex ma	i love metal reviewers for how they write about the music. they are hilarious, even when they are talking about a band that more probably exists. the whole "dudes, you guys are like just fucking gods, man, awesome shit how do you do it? wow" thing extended through variations on the same idea into entire interviews/articles/magazines/ways of life....its great once you figure out that you will never find out anything interesting about the music that way and look at them more as bizarre documents from an alternate possible universe. kinda makes me wish i could read norwegian so i could figure out how the black metal variant goes. __________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

01-06-2005, 12:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
MacGuyver You're going to have to trust me! Location: Massachusetts	Shit, now I need to get to the pet store... damn blizzard out. __________________ We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit. ---Aristotle Deeds, not words, shall speak [for] me. ---John Fletcher

01-04-2005, 07:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bacchanal Laid back Location: Jayhawkland	It isn't fake. I saw this a couple days ago while I was looking for music to download. I also saw a band that had a pitbull on lead vocals called Caninus. I personally wouldn't waste my time with it, but evidently someone likes it.

01-04-2005, 07:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	Dude, that is such a ripoff of PainFlappers, which is a hardcore band from the 90s fronted by a penguin. Just kidding, as far as I know, no band exists. Hatebeak lyrics: "Waldo wanna cracker, that's right bitch, I can talk Waldo wanna cracker, SQUAK SQUAK SQUAK I fucked Polly, then I ate all her seed I kick ass harder than Stapp from Creed"

01-08-2005, 02:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	thats pretty funny! I think it might be real, there is a track I found through emule called "Beak of putrification" __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

01-08-2005, 03:42 AM	#11 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Unfuckin believable. Did you listen to it? Hows the Parrot? Fair? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

01-30-2005, 01:35 AM	#12 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	well, its true... and it sucks... __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

01-30-2005, 01:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ Hey you! I've been wanting you to read my lyrics over in literature...you should PM me! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!