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The best two line lyric ever?
My nominations
"I'll kick off your door, I aint got a .44 I'll have to make do with a long metal bar" "I aint gonna lie, I aint got a six pack I got a bad temper and a baseball bat" Dizzee Rascal "Talking about how you want to be a nurse... BITCH!!! If you wanna be a nurse you gotta go to school first!" Bobby Digital "I'll break it down simply I'm horrifyingly empty" Warcloud |
This song just came out and when I first heard this line it cracked me up.
Why did the Terminator have to win the election? Come on people pay attention. -Jadakiss- Why? |
My favorite is still,
"I go to parties sometimes until four, It's hard to leave when you can't find the door." Joe Walsh Life's Been Good |
This one always cracked me up:
She changed into her silk. I stood there drinking milk. The Cars - Leave or Stay |
I've written poems about flowers, sunsets, and the rain.
I've told them to policemen, but it was all in vain. Stew - Black Men Ski Just a glimpse of an ankle and I React like it's 1805 Shins - Turn a Square I know everybody here would love to get down and to wipe the slate clean new do what they want and say what they mean and uh eliminate the uh existential uh quandries of uh modern uh postmodern uh reality uh, ya dig? Dismemberment Plan - Tonight We Mean It |
We all face a scarlet conclusion
but we spend our time in a dream - Steve Miller |
Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight.
Got to kick at the darkness til it bleeds daylight. - Bruce Cockburn |
My top 3
"You keep on accusing me of making your life misery, But if that's not abusing me, what is it?" Hatred by the KINKS And of course: "In man's evolution he has created the cities and the motor traffic rumble (vroom vroom); but give me half a chance and I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle " Apeman by the KINKS "Girls will be boys and boys will be girls: It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola " Lola by The KINKS |
How about the best two line song? The Beatles:
Why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us, why don't we do it in the road. (repeat) |
Taking Back Sunday - (unknown)
The truth is, that you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt. Boys Night Out - The Only Honest Lovesong: the air tears at my skin - robbing my veins of the life i had hoped to have. you killed a part of me tonight and left the frozen air to finish the job |
Is there a line that I could write
That's sad enough to make you cry? Found Out About You - Gin Blossoms |
Get my drink on, and my smoke on;
then go home with somethin to poke on. Dr. Dre - The Next Episode |
when i say 'you sucked my brain out'
the english translation is 'i am in love with you, but it ain't no fun.' -- ani difranco i just wish you would live up to the image of you i create i see you and i'm so unsatisfied. -- ani difranco One thing they don't tell you about the blues when you got em You keep on falling cause there ain't no bottom there ain't know end. -- emmylou harris |
"This is a man's world, this is a man's world But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl" -James brown "Only way to feel the noise is when it's good and loud, So good you can't believe it's screaming with the crowd " motorhead- overkill "Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal" Sabbath -Paranoid |
"I know you like to think your shit don't stink"
"Lean a little bit closer, roses really smell like poo poo" |
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Heres another one from "Maria Mena - You're The Only One"
"I hope you can forgive me for that time I put my hand between your legs and said was small, cause its really not at all." or "You're the only one who, holds my hair back when Im drunk and get sick" |
"A million years of evolution
and we got Danny Quayle." - Oingo Boingo, Insanity |
"The Scabby Man is leaking pus, he's fucking gross, you bet!
He jacks off and shoots in his cum on your two-month-old son!" Just an excerpt from the wonder that is Impetigo - Revenge of the Scabby Man. |
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Well first there's
"eeeeerrrrrruuuuuhhh rrrrrreeeeeeeeehhhhh" By Circle Of Dead Children "Get with your dame just for my name Dizzie Rascal's hot like summer day" by Dizzie Rascal "Ya know me - I'm only what you think you are Watch you're stuck in a rut trying to be a superstar" by Braintax "Let's just face some facts and get back to the basic form" by Norma Jean "Aspire, inspire If not you then who? If not now then when?" Five Pointe O |
Hard to say but as far as rap goes this is my favorite:
"Why were all those people on the floor sleepin, covered in red? I told her that they were lookin for God, but found religion instead" De la soul - Held Down --jaded |
Accused me of murder, first degree.
The judge's wife cried, "Let that man go free!" Willie Dixon, "Back Door Man" |
"And in the end,
The Love you make is equal to the love you take" |
In my life, why do I smile,
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye? -The Smiths |
Something small falls out of you mouth, and we laugh
A prayer for something better.... The Cure - One Hundred Years |
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think
your sperm's in the gutter, your love in the sink Jethro Tull- Thick as a brick |
"When I am king,
you will be first against the wall." -Radiohead |
Here's a good one, not the best. The guy above me already took the best one.
my best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives he carries them all over the town at least he tries oh look it stopped snowing -Roland, Interpol |
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable." Detachable Penis - King Missile |
All the rusted signs we ignore throughout our lives
Choosing the shiny ones instead Pearl Jam - Thumbing My Way |
I undressed her like a virgin
Laid her down like a seasoned whore - "Out of My Element" by Ralph Covert |
"She loves me so; she hates to be alone,
Don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone" Dead Eye Dick - "New Age Girl" |
"mmmmmmmbop, ba-do-do-bop, ba
dooooo-bop, ba-do-do-bop ba mmmmmmbop" Hanson - mmmbop. "My name is Ted, indifferent to laws I strangle and maim women January 4, ramming the betrod into her her cattered vagina" Aborted - Meticulous Invagination. Makes me chuckle. |
How long can I string you along? How little of myself can I give,
And still make you believe I care Blink 182 (Cheschire Cat) |
So have another drink and drive yourself home and I hope there's ie on all the roads and you think of me when you forget seatbelt and again when your head goes through the winshield.
Is that what you call tact? cus your as subtle as a brick on the small of my back I've seen more spine in a jelly fish I've seen more guts in an eleven year old kid... - Brand New I see your face in every punch I take, every bone I break, it's all for you. - Yellowcard |
I gave her all I had and she shit back in my face,
I just quit my job makin toothpicks outta logs Montrose-"I don't want it" |
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He was big and bad, and gray and old, I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said "My name is SUE! How DO you DO! |
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I don't have no problem with you fucking me
But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me --ODB |
"To Begin Whipping Dance of the Dead
Blackened Is the End" Metallica "Back to the front you will do what I say, when I say" Metallica "We'll force you to be nice to each other Kill you before you kill each other" DRI |
either that or either one with two blades on it
hey you! dont touch the mic like theres AIDS on it mf doom not my favorite 2 line, but i was listening to madvillainy yesterday and it stuck |
This is.... umm.... unique...
"Rabbits are raining in by backyard but I have a femur collection indoors. Finding femurs ain't easy 'cause rabbits rarely rain." -Corpsefucking Art - "Demented" |
Sometimes I think Its a shame
When I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain. Sometimes I think Its a sin When I feel like I winning when I'm losing again. Gordon Lightfoot- Sundown And of course my signature below. |
"You can lead a whore to water
And you can bet she'll drink and follow orders" -Glassjaw (Pretty Lush) |
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone,
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy when we're gettin it on Offspring, shes got issues |
ticking away the moments that make up a dull day...
you fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way... pink floyd...Time |
The world moves on a womans hips
the world moves when she swivals and bops Talking Heads: The great curve |
she saw the barkeep, said "oh God, he can't be dead!"
Stag said "well just count the holes in the motherfucker's head" Nick Cave "Stagger Lee" edited because I had some words wrong. In case you were curious. |
"Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him, he'd best go run and hide,
Daddy's got a new .45" - Sublime |
new one
Informer, you no say daddy me snow me I'll go blame A licky boom boom down -Snow ...An eloquent couplet indeed |
Sorry if there are some repeats, I didn't read through the entire thread.
I've been walking the streets at night Just trying to get it right Guns N' Roses- Patience Mama told me, when I was young Come sit beside me, my only son Lynyrd Skynyrd -Simple Kind Of Man He walked away and he smiled and he said you know Im gonna be like you, dad you know Im gonna be like you Cats In The Cradle-Harry Chapin One, two, three and to the fo Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do Dre and Snoop- Nuthin But a G Thang |
my baby drove up in a brand new cadillac
i said, "jesus christ, where'd you get that cadillac?" -the clash |
"We came across a miracle
There was beer in the soda machine" -The Ramones |
nope the best lyric ever is marvin gaye lets get it on
if the spirt moves ya, Then let me groove ya |
The land of the free?!?
Whoever told you yhat is your enemy! Rage against the machine - Know your enemy |
Temptation- Why won't you leave me alone ?
Lurking every corner- Everywhere I go Dream Theatre - The mirror |
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nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus off she went with a trumpety trump trump trump trump "toy dolls" |
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"Don't see some man as half empty See them half full of shit." "Sometimes I wish we had a short term memory just enough to recognize each others face It would be the same ol story...but you're hanging on to every single word I have to say" - Brian Vanderark, The Verve Pipe - Half A Mind "I wanted to see you walking backwards And get the sensation of you coming home" - Adam Duritz, Counting Crows - Time And Time Again Theres definitely a lot more as far as rock/folk/singer songwriters go....but for hip hop, Common has most of my faves "Thinkin we all in love cause we can spend a day together? We talkin spendin the rest of our lives, theres too many black women that could say that they mothers but can't say that they wifes" - Common - Retrospect For Life "Granted we've known each other for some time It don't take a whole day to recognize sunshine" - Common - The Light "It's deep, I heard the city breathe in its sleep Of reality I touch, but for me it's hard to keep Deep, I heard my man breathe in his sleep Of reality I touch, but for me it's hard to keep" - Black Star Feat. Common - Respiration But probably the best ever....hmmm...hard maybe this one by Tupac Shakur "And if my doubts and questions upset you (forgive my fragile heart) forgive my fragile heart I just wanted to know if you'd love me forever before today, would start (would you love me.. would you love me..)" - Tupac Shakur - What Of A Love Unspoken? Asta!! |
"Cause if they catch you in the back seat tryin' to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box. " Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell |
"i like my sugar with coffee and creme"
Beastie Boys |
There are a few....
"I, I know your reasons and I, I know your goals We can fuck forever but you will never get my soul." -The Gun Club "When they drilled holes in your skull and screwed that halo to your head Did you think you could fly?" -Beulah "If man is 5, then the Devil is 6 And if the Devil is 6, then God is 7" -The Pixies "Ladies let me tell you about myself - I got a dick for a brain And my brain is gonna sell my ass to you." -Afghan Whigs |
"Death don't walk in the front door, he sneaks in the back like a thief in the night.
Death don't fight like a brave man, he sticks a knife in your back as you stand in the dark." - Bad Examples "Squeezing the Puzzle Together" |
for the last 6 months
i been packin' your bag you can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag Song : Piss up a rope Band: Ween |
I lick my brain in silence
rather squeeze my head instead midget man provoking violence listen not to what I said Song: Mutilated Lips Album: The Mollusk Band: Ween |
i'm never gonna know you now
but i'm gonna love you anyhow elliot smith - waltz #2 (xo) |
"We fought your wars with all our hearts
You've sent us back in body parts " ADD by System of a Down |
Tell the waitress,
That my chicken died in vain.... From the new Jimmy Buffett album! |
there's something about a little evil that makes that unmistakable noise i was hearing,
that unmistakable sound i know so well. A Perfect Circle - Thinking of You. |
"Floyd is dead, he's nothing but a ripple,
'cause Millie took that paper and sliced him on the nipple." Fee - Phish |
I've been to hell and I spell it
I spell it DMV Primus - DMV |
It's heaven when you,
Find romance on your menu... Made known to me by Jamie Cullum - What A Diff'rence a Day Made Originally by Maria Mendez Grever and Stanley Adams :) heheh.. :) |
Would you be the wind
To blow me home? Would you be a dream On the wings of a poem? outloud - dispatch To see a badger and a one eyed toad they didn't say a word, they just looked at me With that wise old look of the old, yeah flying horses - dispatch And if the hook sets in The bottom of our lungs We'll rip it out and Lick the blood off with our tongues this is not an exit - saves the day I should've had my hammer and a few rusty spikes to nail you on a wall and use bottles to catch your blood as your ghost takes flight - saves the day But even the most beautiful of all roses Must someday crumble to dust and fade away. It’s certain tragedy. certain tragedy - saves the day sorry theyre all just too good |
Right you're richer, now weren't you happier when you were shit out of luck.
You've got so much that you've forgotten, it's more fun when you don't give a fuck. Mighty Mighty Bosstones- Shit Out of Luck |
"Its been awhile, but I can still see the way the candles light your face
Its been awhile , but I can still remember just the way you taste" ---Staind |
Oz never did give nothin to the tin man
that he didn't, didn't already have America - Tin Man When I am king you will be first against the wall with your opinion which is of no consequence at all Radiohead - Paranoid Android |
And every time she sneezes I believe it's love
and oh lord, I'm not ready for this sort of thing. - Anna Begins, Counting Crows |
^ Thats my favorite song off of that album.
Asta!! |
Classic rap lines:
"Yeahhh, so we gonna smoke an ounce to this, G's up, ho's down while you mothafuckas bounce to this." Calvin "Snoop Dogg" Broadus "Gin and Juice" .....followed by the most ridiculous two lines from a rap song I've ever heard jaja: "Put in my moooouuuth, I said my mothafuckin moooouuuth, and you can just eat me ouuut, you could eat me ouuut" Akinyele "Put It In Your Mouth" |
Dub me Lord Abortion, the living dead
The bonesaw in the backseat on this bitter night of giving head Cradle of filth - Lord Abortion Tears, they flow, but why am I crying? After all, I'm not afraid of dying. Do not believe that there never is an end Iron Maiden - Hallowed be thy name Another night, another demise Cadaverous wind blowing cold as ice I`ll let the wind blow out the light cause its gets more painful every time i die Children of Bodom - every time i die And my favourite: I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin But I still smell cleaner than the shit you're in Iron Maiden - Holy Smoke |
Too young to die, too rich to care, too fucked to swear that i was there/Desolation yes, hesitation no
"Age of Innocence" -Smashing Pumpkins The moon is out, the stars invite/I think I'll leave tonight "Rocket" -Smashing Pumpkins and either Look at me, I can write a melody/But I can't expect a soul to care or Look around, could it bring somebody down/If I never made a sound again? "Who Sucked Out the Feeling" -Superdrag |
"then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just a freight train coming your way" Metallica - No Leaf Clover "you will do, what I say, when I say back to the front" metallica - disposable heros |
I got so city girl on you
I went so crazy I didn't know what to do - City Girl, Tegan and Sara |
I flip on the television
Watch sad movies, and look for sad sick people like me I Hear Noises, Tegan and Sara |
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I don't want a love that will last,
I just want a piece of your ass. -MU330 |
My sister held me close and whispered to my bleeding head
"You are the son of a mother fucker" Nimrod's Son - The Pixies Today’s the fourth of july, another june has gone by And when they light up our town I just think, what a waste of gunpowder and sky... 4th of July - Aimee Mann |
She sings a song and I listened to what it said
If you want a friend, feed any animal Jane's Addiction- "Summertime Rolls" |
playing on co-workers computer right now
Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge I'm tryin' not to lose my head. Grand Master Flash...I think |
I think the whole song is cool but I like these two lyrics:
well i guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah but hey man free rides just don't come along every day The Offspring - Why don't you get a job A few more verses from that song: she sits on her ass he works his hands to the bone to give her money every payday but she wants more dinero just to stay at home well my friend you gotta say |
Poka zhiva ya mogu starat'sya na letu ne upast',
Ne razuchit'sya mechtat'...lyubit'... Translates to: While I'm alive, I can try not to fall while flying, To not forget how to dream... how to love... |
days fade to black, in the light of what they lack
nothing's measured by what it needs.. "already dead" beck |
Maybe that's all that we need is to meet in the middle of impossibility
we're standing at opposite poles, equal partners in a mystery -indigo girls |
I'm just so tired of romance, I just want to get in your pants..
I just want to meal on your stuff. |
just because you feel it
doesn't make it real radiohead the best line in pop music history: now i wanna be your dog the stooges |
If you come calling, he'll be mauling with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door If you don't know my Rottweiler's name Rottweiler Blues Warren Zevon |
When the sky is gray the way it is today
I remember the times when I was happy Indifference of Heaven Warren Zevon |
Well, the emptiness is endless, cold as the clay
You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way Mississippi Bob Dylan |
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