The best two line lyric ever?
 

My nominations

"I'll kick off your door, I aint got a .44
I'll have to make do with a long metal bar"

"I aint gonna lie, I aint got a six pack
I got a bad temper and a baseball bat"

Dizzee Rascal

"Talking about how you want to be a nurse...
BITCH!!! If you wanna be a nurse you gotta go to school first!"

Bobby Digital

"I'll break it down simply
I'm horrifyingly empty"

Warcloud

This song just came out and when I first heard this line it cracked me up.

Why did the Terminator have to win the election?
Come on people pay attention.
-Jadakiss- Why?

My favorite is still,

"I go to parties sometimes until four,
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door."

Joe Walsh
Life's Been Good

This one always cracked me up:

She changed into her silk.
I stood there drinking milk.

The Cars - Leave or Stay

I've written poems about flowers, sunsets, and the rain.
I've told them to policemen, but it was all in vain.

Stew - Black Men Ski

Just a glimpse of an ankle and I
React like it's 1805

Shins - Turn a Square

I know everybody here would love to get down and to wipe the slate clean new do what they want and say what they mean and uh eliminate the uh existential uh quandries of uh modern uh postmodern uh reality uh, ya dig?

Dismemberment Plan - Tonight We Mean It

We all face a scarlet conclusion
but we spend our time in a dream

- Steve Miller

Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight.
Got to kick at the darkness til it bleeds daylight.

- Bruce Cockburn

My top 3

"You keep on accusing me of making your life misery,
But if that's not abusing me, what is it?"

Hatred by the KINKS

And of course:

"In man's evolution he has created the cities and the motor traffic rumble (vroom vroom);
but give me half a chance and I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle "

Apeman by the KINKS

"Girls will be boys and boys will be girls:
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola "

Lola by The KINKS

How about the best two line song? The Beatles:

Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us, why don't we do it in the road.
(repeat)

Taking Back Sunday - (unknown)
The truth is, that you could slit my throat,
and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

Boys Night Out - The Only Honest Lovesong:
the air tears at my skin - robbing my veins of the life i had hoped to have.
you killed a part of me tonight and left the frozen air to finish the job

Is there a line that I could write
That's sad enough to make you cry?

Found Out About You - Gin Blossoms

Get my drink on, and my smoke on;
then go home with somethin to poke on.

Dr. Dre - The Next Episode

when i say 'you sucked my brain out'
the english translation is 'i am in love with you, but it ain't no fun.'

-- ani difranco

i just wish you would live up to the image of you i create
i see you and i'm so unsatisfied.

-- ani difranco

One thing they don't tell you about the blues when you got em
You keep on falling cause there ain't no bottom there ain't know end.

-- emmylou harris

"This is a man's world, this is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl"
-James brown

"Only way to feel the noise is when it's good and loud,
So good you can't believe it's screaming with the crowd "

motorhead- overkill

"Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal"
Sabbath -Paranoid

"I know you like to think your shit don't stink"
"Lean a little bit closer, roses really smell like poo poo"

you're so last summer.

Heres another one from "Maria Mena - You're The Only One"

"I hope you can forgive me for that time I put my hand between your legs and said was small, cause its really not at all."

or

"You're the only one who, holds my hair back when Im drunk and get sick"

"A million years of evolution
and we got Danny Quayle."

- Oingo Boingo, Insanity

"The Scabby Man is leaking pus, he's fucking gross, you bet!
He jacks off and shoots in his cum on your two-month-old son!"

Just an excerpt from the wonder that is Impetigo - Revenge of the Scabby Man.

How...tasteful. :hmm:

Well first there's

"eeeeerrrrrruuuuuhhh
rrrrrreeeeeeeeehhhhh" By Circle Of Dead Children

"Get with your dame just for my name
Dizzie Rascal's hot like summer day" by Dizzie Rascal

"Ya know me - I'm only what you think you are
Watch you're stuck in a rut trying to be a superstar" by Braintax

"Let's just face some facts
and get back to the basic form" by Norma Jean

"Aspire, inspire
If not you then who? If not now then when?" Five Pointe O

Hard to say but as far as rap goes this is my favorite:

"Why were all those people on the floor sleepin, covered in red?
I told her that they were lookin for God, but found religion instead"

De la soul - Held Down

--jaded

Accused me of murder, first degree.
The judge's wife cried, "Let that man go free!"

Willie Dixon, "Back Door Man"

"And in the end,
The Love you make is equal to the love you take"

In my life, why do I smile,
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?

-The Smiths

Something small falls out of you mouth, and we laugh
A prayer for something better....

The Cure - One Hundred Years

I may make you feel, but I can't make you think
your sperm's in the gutter, your love in the sink

Jethro Tull- Thick as a brick

"When I am king,
you will be first against the wall."

-Radiohead

Here's a good one, not the best. The guy above me already took the best one.

my best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
he carries them all over the town at least he tries oh look it stopped snowing

-Roland, Interpol

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable."

Detachable Penis - King Missile

All the rusted signs we ignore throughout our lives
Choosing the shiny ones instead


Pearl Jam - Thumbing My Way

I undressed her like a virgin
Laid her down like a seasoned whore


- "Out of My Element" by Ralph Covert

"She loves me so; she hates to be alone,
Don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone"

Dead Eye Dick - "New Age Girl"

"mmmmmmmbop, ba-do-do-bop, ba
dooooo-bop, ba-do-do-bop ba mmmmmmbop"

Hanson - mmmbop.

"My name is Ted, indifferent to laws I strangle and maim women
January 4, ramming the betrod into her her cattered vagina"

Aborted - Meticulous Invagination. Makes me chuckle.

How long can I string you along? How little of myself can I give,
And still make you believe I care

Blink 182 (Cheschire Cat)

So have another drink and drive yourself home and I hope there's ie on all the roads and you think of me when you forget seatbelt and again when your head goes through the winshield.

Is that what you call tact?
cus your as subtle as a brick on the small of my back

I've seen more spine in a jelly fish
I've seen more guts in an eleven year old kid...

- Brand New

I see your face in every punch I take, every bone I break, it's all for you.

- Yellowcard

I gave her all I had and she shit back in my face,
I just quit my job makin toothpicks outta logs

Montrose-"I don't want it"

:lol: That's great

He was big and bad, and gray and old, I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said "My name is SUE! How DO you DO!