Strange Famous

Some suggestions

Mobb Deep - Drop a Gem on 'em (Tupac Diss, truly intimidating)

Nas - Ether (pure anger and Nas' partial rebirth as a credible rapper)

Cage - The Illest 4 letter word (Eminem diss, more proof if needed that Cage is medically insane. most inventive use of salad tongs in a song ever?)

Canibus - Who Owns You? (Beanie Siegel diss)

Eminem - Quitter (vicious Everlast diss, although Everlast just about won the battle anyway)

Canibus - Bis vs Rip (Jermaine Willians and Bis start dissing each other on this track, brilliance)

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Mister B

Eminem, 50 Cent, and Busta Rhymes - Hail Mary

They pretty much just go off on Ja Rule and Murder Inc in general. I dont really care about the "beef" between these artists but this is a pretty good song.

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Strange Famous

I always thought Fiddy was whack after he dissed Charli Baltimore on a track but said he wanted to do Ashanti... I mean, Charlie Baltimore is HOTT, and Ashanti isnt, PLUS, I heard Charli Baltimore was down with Fat Joe, so dissing her is just another thing helping Fiddy get murdered (like making a diss song to Ghostface Killah didnt QUITE do it...)

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wordssmith22

common's "bitch in yoo" to ice cube
canibus - 2nd round KO to llcoolj
dilated people "searching for bobby fisher" to eminem

goddfather40

"Dre Day" by Dr. Dre featuring Snoop (dissing Eazy E)

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CryptikSoul

Korn vs Limp Bizkit - All in the Family

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silent_jay

King of the Hill-WSCG the best rap diss ever.

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essendoubleop

Real MuthaFuckin G's-Eazy E exposes Dre

jhericurl21

your joking right?

That song pisses on Pac.Bump Heads and Doe Ray Me were way better and more "original" Ja disses.

But i goto go with

Hitemup-2pac at too many people
Malcolm X-Royce at d12
The Sauce-Em at Benzino

MSD

90% of Anal Cunt's music
Just look at the titles:

Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
Bill Scott's Dumb
Harvey Korman Is Gay
Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
Marc Payson Is A Drunk

See more at:
http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

rideough

Yup WSCG is the best with "King of the Hill"

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Billy Ocean

The bridge is over- Boogie Down Productions diss on MC Shan.
South Bronx- Boogie Down Productions diss on MC Shan.
Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J diss Kool Moe Dee.
Roxanne Roxanne- UTFO diss on Roxanne Shante. They use "The Lizz" language long before Snoop Dog played it out for shizzle.
No Vaseline- Ice Cube diss on NWA.

Any De-la-Soul diss on Arsenio Hall.


Dissing Fat Joe doesn't mean what it used to on the NYC scene. Crack used to patrol the streets (I used to see him out at the Palladium and out tagging all the time) but now he's too busy making BS love songs to keep things locked down. The whole TATS crew got paid and then fell off, except of course the graffiti writers... cooperate America hasn't figured out how to expliot graffiti so it can water it down and sell it... so the graff-writers are still living in NYC, while Joey Crack moved his fat ass to New Jersey.


And the best diss of all time was my hotel lobby beat down on Madchild from Swollen Members last April in Ottawa... that kid is a bitch. He stepped to me for no reason except that he was drunk and showing off to some bitches he was bringing back to his room after the Juno awards. He started slagging my New York accent and ended up on his ass... I'm not even a fighter but when he knocked my Mets cap off my head I couldn't take his BS anymore and tossed that punk ass biatch.

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jay-g

2pac- hit em up.... He snaps off, and says whats on his mind.

KellyC

Nicholas Tse - Reborn. Silent Action without sound, Let me Die, Life after death, dont use hidden dragon.
Twins - Happy Together, Ni Cong ah!? Beautiful Day. and many many more
Kelly Chen, all of her songs are good. 400 and counting...lets see any American artist top THAT!

all chinese btw

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Billy Ocean

Who does Kelly Chen diss? Ja Rul?

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djtestudo

Too much hip hop in here.

"Sweet Home Alabama"

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CinnamonGirl

My personal favorite: "You're So Vain."

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

jwoody

How to Rob.... by The Madd Rapper (Fifty Cent)

Easily the best thing he's ever recorded.

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wrongfullyaccuzd

Eminem's "Can I Bitch," where he disses Canibus and Dre disses Jermaine is an awesome song.
Even though I'm an LB fan, D12's "Girls," a shot at LB, is pretty good.

Tom Thumb

The goddamned song IS about him! Think about that, Carly Simon.

Bully by Eminem comes to mind, but I don't know a whole lot of good rap.

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JRG

I think all of Eminem's diss songs are excellent. But, hands down the best battler by a good margin is Canibus. Canibus can rip anyone, anything, anytime and blow your mind with how he does it.

mercury-hg

guns n' roses - get in the ring

wordssmith22

correctamundo

though it's a damn shame that the man can't put out an actual album worth listening to. people need to diversify, 50 minutes of battlerhymes is not worth money. he's on the right path, though, with rip the jacker. got himself an actual producer!

Jadey

I just heard "Fuck You Right Back" by Jackee (?), it's in response to Eamon's song. Though I would'nt necessarily say it's a great diss song, it's amusing nonetheless.

H12

Beat me to it.

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wordssmith22

wait, what LB is that? Little Brother? Lloyd Banks? help out a confused person

wrongfullyaccuzd

Limp Bizkit...sorry.

warrrreagl

John Lennon's solo diss to Paul, "How Do You Sleep?" is as cold-blooded as it gets.

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wordssmith22

ah, that makes sense, thanks. i figured d12 wouldn't be insulting labelmates and i think little brother's a bit too unknown to most people (though wrongfully so)

MSD

NIN - Starfuckers Inc.

SecretMethod70

I'm not much into rap, but a friend recently told me about Too Short's "My Dick, My Sack" which is a pretty amusing diss of Khia's "My Neck, My Back"

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Tophat665

<center><b>Play It All Night Long Lyrics</b>
written by Warren Zevon

<i>Grandpa pissed his pants again
He don't give a damn
Brother Billy has both guns drawn
He ain't been right since Vietnam

Sweet home Alabama
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

Daddy's doing Sister Sally
Grandma's dying of cancer now
The cattle all have brucellosis
We'll get through somehow

Sweet home Alabama
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

I'm going down to the Dew Drop Inn
See if I can drink enough
There ain't much to country living
Sweat, piss, jizz and blood

Sweet home Alabama
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long</i></center>

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bltzkriegmcanon

Frankee - Fuck U Right Back is a great diss response to Eamon - Don't Want You Back
Oh man, this isn't really a diss, but it is funny, it's P-Unit - Generic Rap Song, it makes fun of EVERY rap song ever.

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onodrim

I don't know who did it, but there is a song out there, I'm sure you could find to downoad called "Title of the Song," and it's an absolutey hilarious parody of every boyband song ever done. I'll try to find the name of the group and update, but find it, you won't regret it!

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Rawrr

Eminem - Bully (Benzino and Ja Rule Diss)

Eminem - Nail in the coffin (Benzino Diss)

Obie Trice - Welcome to Detriot (Benzino Diss)

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wrongfullyaccuzd

That IS a diss song, and it's so fucking funny. I heard this song after I posted my comments on this thread, and that should have been mentioned as one of the best diss songs ever, definitely.

SecretMethod70

http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/title_song_windoid.html

It's from the Bob & Tom morning show. Click the play audio link to hear it

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Gortexfogg

Positively 4th Street - Bob Dylan

"You got a lotta nerve
To say you are my friend
When I was down
You just stood there grinning"

teshadoh

Sebadoh's 'Freed Pig' - Lou Barlow's dissing J Mascis.

minyn

Cold- Stupid girl

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