CS733t

Nirvana - Curt Cobain - Talent = Foo Fighters

Audioslave - whining = Stone temple pilots

Nirvana +15 years = Seether

Stone Sour - Bother(track 8) = Slipknot

Fuel +2 minute interludes = Alice In Chains

Tool > Downface > All

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FoolThemAll

Foo Fighters generally had better lyrics. That's all I've got to explain my unexplainable preference for the Fighters over Nirvana.

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josh_s08

The FNM thing was kinda a joke, i know that they were all over, and i love them, but i believe that they played a huge part in the creation of Numetal, but i'm an idiot, so meh.

AfterBurn

Britney spears + 5 years = nobody

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Redlemon

No, I'm thinking more like:
Britney Spears + 5 years = Courtney Love

doomdoom

the sex pistols were studio creation that existed to make money. which is not very much not punk.

tspikes51

Hate to revive this thread, but I just thought it was funny. Got a couple of my own:

Rolling Stones - Paint It Black = Totally Awful
The Mars Volta - Trying to be experimental = Awesome
Getty Lee + Balls = Vapor Trails
A Perfect Circle < Tool
S x SW does not equal G3
Van Halen - Sammy Hagar = Good Idea
Sammy Hagar + Music < Sammy Hagar + Restaraunts
The World - Emo = A Better Place
Music + Money = Music - Expression
Metallica - Lars Ulrich = Metallica - Being Assholes
Janis Joplin + Sudden Infant Death Syndrome = the 60s not sucking
Jimi Hendrix - Drugs - Being Black = No Spot in History

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MacGuyver

I think that Taylor Hawkins is alot better off on a drumset than Dave Grohl is. Thats why I prefer Foo Fighters. I'd much rather enjoy Dave on guitar and vocals than Cobain.

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Redlemon

Gwen Stefani + large breasts = Dale Bozzio (Missing Persons)

(I just finished watching the Missing Persons episode of "Hit Me Baby One More Time".)

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Dbass

New Signature=(The World - Emo = A Better Place)

Classical music + lyrics = Frank Sinatra
Robert Plant - falsetto = no career
System of a Down - drugs = terrorists
Papa Roach - self pity = marginal talent + tremendous hype

spectre

Can't... stop... laughing.

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scott_p_1

Punk= Punk Music + Punk ideology
The Sex Pistols = (Malcom McLaren + Selling Clothing) + Punk - Punk Ideology
The Sex Pistols = Malcom Mclaren + Selling Clothes + Punk Music

Good Charlotte = Punk - Punk ideology (see previous post) + Selling Clothes (their clothing line 'Made' Clothing)
Good Clarlotte = Selling Clothes + Punk Music

The Sex Pistols - Malcom McLaren = Good Charlotte

edit: Don't get me wrong, the Sex Pistols are much cooler than Good Charlotte. But come on, they really didn't stand for much of anything

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Derwood

The cast of "Hair"+Up With Peope+The Brady Bunch+multi-colored robes=The Polyphonic Spree (and I love them)

Pink Floyd reunion at Live 8 = Hell Frozen Over

Opeth-screaming vocalist=Something I would listen to. (otherwise, no)

Radiohead+Santana+The Doors=The Mars Volta

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Johnny Pyro

Blue Grass + LSD = Primus
Ministry + NIN = Rob Zombie

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Derwood

Blue Grass + Slayer + Irony=Split Lip Rayfield

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Temporary_User

HAHA that is hilarious!

Britney spears + 5 years = try to pay to be in playboy, end up in Hustler

Zephyr66

Iced Earth - Matt Barlow = Crappy Judas Priest knockoff

Iron Maiden - talent + backwater hick crap = metallica

Derwood

Audioslave < Sound Garden+RATM

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braindamage351

The people on this board + Rolling Stones hate = Wrong

I don't listen to the Rolling Stones that much, but I can tell you for a fact that they ARE great, they just aren't as accessible at first as the Beatles. A good example of this is Midnight Rambler. The first times I heard it nothing seemed to jump out at all. It was just people playing forever. But once you actually get into it you realize that the parts you had relegated to the background were actually the point of the song, and were great. Give the Stones time and you WILL be rewarded.

And the reason I don't listen to Rolling Stones is not because I hate listening to them. I just kind of shifted away from rock.

Oh, and:

The Flaming Lips - perfection + Crazy cult hippies in white robes = The Polyphonic Spree

Hain

Cold + Chris Vrenna = Stupid Girl [My life is long Remix] = Awesomeness

Chris Vrenna + Song = Better Song

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ironpham

Weezer - Make Believe - Maladroit - Green Album = PHENOMENAL

PlanG

Justice - noise = Daft Punk


Afroman - 'Cus I got High = who?


Jack Johnson + balls = Frank Turner

Derwood

Stones + Springsteen + Skynyrd + Petty = Drive-By Truckers

thespian86

Is This It? = Incredible

therefore, Incredible = Room On Fire.

AC/DC - Cred = Jet

REO Speedwagon's coolness = Any Simple Plan song (literally horrible)

Santana + Guitar solo = THE EXACT SAME SOLO EVERY TIME

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Punk.of.Ages

Modest Mouse + Afro Beats + The Most Original Thing I've Heard In A Long Time = Vampire Weekend

I bought the cd today. I dig it a lot.

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Baraka_Guru

Metallica + $millions = stagnant mediocrity

Billy Corgan - (James Iha, D'Arcy, Jimmy Chamberlain) = The Smashing Pumpkins / (Flood + Billy Corgan)

(Billy Corgan - Flood) + Jimmy Chamberlain + A + B = 2 - The Smashing Pumpkins

(Aerosmith + 10 years) / new subgenre = Nickelback

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thespian86

I know right, I've only been saying it forever. I'd say it's like this:

Paul Simon's Graceland + All the access money can buy + Intelligence + A little Clash + A little 2002 NYC Rock and Roll + Raving Bloggers + A lead singer named Ezra = Vampire Weekend.

They are incredible.

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xepherys

What is up with everyone and their bitshifting? Don't you mean Tool > * > A Perfect Circle?

Anyways, mine goes something like:

Kate Nash = awesome ^ ∞

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