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While I was playing the music linking game here:

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=45331

I came across one of the funniest songs ever


"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"

By Capt' Kirk William Shatner

http://www.hadess.net/files/stuff/Wi...20Diamonds.mp3

It makes me laugh every time I here it....

What's your fav?

djtestudo

"Alburqurque" by Weird Al

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Favorite? That's tough. Probably the Gourds' cover of Gin and Juice (bluegrass) or Richard Cheese's cover of Chop Suey (lounge, with the second verse in high school French).

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Anything by Wesley Willis!! Sweet home chicago!

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FoolThemAll

Dismemberment Plan - "Girl O'Clock"

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Anything by Ween or Frank Zappa will fit the bill.

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goateebird

If I remember right, this was voted as the worst Beatles cover of all time. I don't blame the voters, it's pretty laughably terrible.

I would say either "Rubber Car" or "Conjugate the Verbs" by Enon

and Richard Cheese is hilarious, nice pick.

sherpahigh

Gotta agree with that. Great cover.

TheJig

Anything sung by Brak.

Anything by Tenacious D, only they're more talented than most serious bands.

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Nefir

Almost anything by KOMPRESSOR.
My favorites: Vitamins are Good, Brush Your Teeth, Der Todessynthesizer, Adding Up Numbers, Attack and Release, Destroy Mass Media, and K is For Kompressor.

Find out more about the genius which is KOMPRESSOR here: http://www.kompressormusic.com/

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glytch

Not that I like the song at all, but does anyone remember this?
"I said the bird, bird, bird. The bird is the word and the birdbirdbird, bird is the word."
That song makes me think im schizophrenic.

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BoomTruck

That would be Surfin' Bird, by The Trashmen.

The Reverend Horton Heat- Bales of Cocaine

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Mantus

Hmmm well back from in the days I used to love this groop called Green Jelly. As I can remember, "Whip Me Teenage Babe" or "Three Little Pigs" come to mind as being pretty weird/funny.

Chingal0

I second Wesley Willis.. And KOMPRESSoR is wild too. Hahaha.

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soccerchamp76

Three Little Pigs is just downright WEIRD

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Halx

I think Oingo Boingo makes the craziest songs...

Insanity
Who Do You Want to Be?
Insects
No Spill Blood

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perripken

I second Frank Zappa. Especially Sheik Yerbouti album.
Bobby Brown, Broken Hearts are for Assholes, Jewish Princess to name a few. All funnier than hell!

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Simian - La Breeze....it was in an american eagle commercial awhile back

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mrcraptastic

I've got a German version of "Barbie Girl", with the guy barking and growling in the background... cracks me up every time I hear it- but then again, it might not have been as funny if I knew any German at all . Also "Push the Little Daisies" by Ween is great..

BoomTruck

Then there is always 'A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying' by The Bloodhound Gang.

Although that borders more on the "What in the hell?" category.

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Halx

i think that's labelled as the Rammstein parody of the song... it's quite hilarious

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Birdhouse In Your Soul - They Might Be Giants

There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts

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Tophat665

Right on. Pretty much anything by TMBG might work though. Dr. Worm for instance:

"They call me Dr. Worm
Good Morning, how are you, I'm Dr. Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm
I am an actual worm..."

Or Youth Culture Killed My Dog:
"But the hip-hop, and the white funk
just blew away my puppy's mind
I don't understand what you did to my dog..."

Or Rabid Child, or Absolutely Bills Mood, or The Day. All absolutely bonkers.

In a similar, but more violently angsty and less relentlessly dour, Dead Milkmen crank out non stop gibberish too. Big Lizard, frinstance...
"Well I bought a small lizard, only a dollar fifty
well that's pretty neat, yeah it's f*ckin' nifty
but I just can't afford to feed him
and you should see the way it sh*ts!"

Takin' Retards to the Zoo is right up there too, if cruel, but the real nonsense is in songs like "Where the Taratula Lives",

"Holland's Ruled by migets, the Pope owns CBS,
Subway cars have been equipeed with bars and they're cloning Rudolf Hesse"

I've always filed that one in the "Just Plain Wrong" category. Like the band, but that song just gives me the willies.

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idiot boyfreind.. by the guy on SNL.. i forget his name

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josh_s08

Gay Bar - Electric Six

This is just a plain funny song. Its a great band, the entire album Fire is fun and funky.

madcow

2 Skinnee J's - BBQ

If you haven't heard this I suggest you give it a listen, pretty funny.

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goddfather40

Hell yeah, the BHG has crazy songs for sure. My favorite is "The Ballad of Chasey Lain", with the end of the song the best:

P. S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P. S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

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BoomTruck

Another funny one I forgot about was 'Nudey Bar', by Big Al & the Kaholics.

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Redjake

I'm going with Sugar by System of a Down

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Gotta go with just about any 2 Skinnee J's song, but most likely Godzilla or Evil Knievel...those guys ROCKED!!!!

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"I fuck dogs" by Doug Anthony All Stars

Bob Biter

As was mentioned before, Ween has, in my opinion, the most consistently weird and goofy songs out there, along with some more kick-ass stuff. The craziest I've encountered by them so far:

Off of "Quebec":
- "Hey There Fancypants" (perfect music to dump someone by!)
- "Zoloft" (perfect for a drug session)

Off of "The Pod":
- "Pollo Asado" (the whole song is about a guy placing an order)
- "Right to the ways and the rules of the world" (nothing beats a song where the band cracks up in the middle of taping)
- "Pork Roll Egg And Cheese" (the first song I've ever heard from Ween)

Off of "The Mollusk":
- "The Mollusk" (one of the better known Ween songs)
- "Waving My Dick In The Wind" (self-explanatory)


Ween. Learn it. Live it.

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mtn_biker30

Ya guys beat me to it!!
They Might Be Giants sings about some weird shiat...
example:

Turn Around

I was working all night in my office
When a man I had recently killed
Called me up from a phone near my building
So I looked out the window at him
He had the same obsequious manner
That was the reason I had him killed
So to calm my nerves I sang this song
To him, over the phone

Turn around, turn around
There’s a thing there that can be found
Turn around, turn around
It’s a human skull on the ground
Human skull on the ground
Turn around

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"The Cold song"- Jewel

all by PUSA (Presidents of the United States of America)
"Kitty"
"Peaches"

and all songs by Pheobe, especially "Smelly Cat".

Soul Coughing songs

Bloodhound Gang songs

and of course Wierd Al and Adam Sandler songs. Gotta love the Hanukkah song!

kutulu

This is my favorite goofy song. It's by Mr. Bungle and is on their self-titled cd. Not only are the lyrics crazy, but in typical Mr. Bungle fashion, there are plenty of horns and it goes from jazz to death metal quicker than you can say "fuck"

Squeeze Me Macaroni
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

Miranda

Yes! Awesome!
Okay, anything by Monty Python!
But I have to go with:
Dana Lyons - Cows With Guns

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns



They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

chef001_2003

detachable penis by king missle (i think)
is one of the strangest songs i have ever heard

rothman

fuck on cocaine by DJ caffiene
also pussylovers by same guy...

Master Fap

They might be giants - Particle Man

such a great song whoch makes no sense

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