Eddie Vedder's gone crazy!!!
 

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Eddie Vedder Arrested On Multiple Charges

November 27, 2003

Eddie Vedder was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street.

Authorities documented in a police report that Eddie Vedder entered the Classy & Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. After failing to emerge from a ladies dressing room stall, store clerks knocked on the door asking if he was 'ok' or needed assistance. Eddie Vedder was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.

Eddie Vedder allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Eddie Vedder squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

Clearly becoming a threat to others, one of the female clerks tackled Eddie Vedder, and with the assistance of two other women he was restrained until police arrived at the scene.

Mary Smith, one of the store clerks told UJ reporters, "I only weigh 105 pounds and didn't think I could tackle him, but he went down really easily. He's very weak, and very disturbed."

Initial toxicology reports indicate that Eddie Vedder was high on a mixture of narcotics and prescription drugs at the time of the incident. Results of a psychological exam to determine if he will face possible jail time or be institutionalized are pending.







Hilarious and sad at the same time.

**edit**

It's fake

I was going to say, I would never expect that from Eddie Vedder. Maybe Stone Gossard, but not Eddie!

I was about to say.... That made me laugh too hard to be real... Eddie Vedder may be extreme, but I don't think he is that disturbed...

Same here, lot of fake news circulating the net concerning famous musicians lately, Metallica sueing over the use of a certain chord anyone?

That was hilarious. :lol: My favorite Part:

If only it were true. Then it would be even more hilarious.

I woulda loved to have seen the mugshots.

I just kept reading along thinking "I have to find out was kind of shit he was on."

Now thats some funny shit:lol:

HAH HAH HAH! If only it were true. I would've loved to have seen the security camera footage. Could make an interesting film clip or something!!!:lol:

My bullshit sensors were going off like crazy before I found out for sure it was fake. I'd be pissed if he would ever actually do anything stupid like that.

it had to be fake, Eddie Vedder might be crazy, but it's the kind of crazy that comes from being intelligent and sane in an insane world.

the eating of his own feces made me know for sure that it was fake. lmao

did anyone read how that site's made???? that's funny as shit!!! click on the more info & source details link at the bottom...you can insert anyone's name in there and it will dynamically make a page with whatever you put in!! it's as easy as changing the URL -- i've been messing with people from work all morning with this site!!!! man this is hilarious

"When asked by the manager to leave the store, Fearless Hyena squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor."

it wasn't me!!!! :cool:

(want a bite of my birthday cake???)

Maybe Marilyn Manson, but not Eddie.....

Oh he's crazy all right - crazy like a pretty princess! sk

Whoa that would have been pretty weird if it was true...eating his own shit? He would have been fucked healthwise.