amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it? - Bloodhound Gang

Yes I know it's stupid, but I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it
!

You tryin' to hang with me?
You couldn't hang with Mr. Cooper

~ Juggaknots - "Who Makes it Hot?"

anything off Ice Cube's Amerikkka's Most Wanted

Seeing Tool and my favorite Bloodhoung Gang song makes me feel faith in humanity again. For myself, I'll go with:
"And as the walls come down, and as I look in your eyes, my fear begins to fade, recalling all of the times I have died and will die. It's all right. I don't mind." Tool, H.

"You can suck my dick and fucking like it!!!"

-Korn

There are a few others but I can't remember them off the top of my head at the moment...

Pantera - The Great Southern TrendKill, the first line which goes something like:

"Bllaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

;)

"son, you out yo' league like jordan was with baseball"

jurassic 5, "a day at the races"

everytime i hear that line, i'm like damn.

Glassjaw wisdom...

"Suck on the end of this dick that cums lead"
Glassjaw - Lovebites and Razorlines

"You can lead a whore to water, and you can bet she'll drink and follow orders"
Glassjaw - Pretty Lush

"I like your pretty eyes better blackened, and my fists all fucking red"
Glassjaw - Motel of the White Locust

"We are OK, in a misguided sadist way, we are OK.... We are OK, in a disabled veteran way, we are OK..."
Glassjaw - Convectuoso

"They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy,
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me.
I can't help it if I'm lucky."
- Bob Dylan - Idiot Wind

"Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No." Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin' you better run"
Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?"
God says, "Out on Highway 61."
- Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited

"I don't want nothing from anyone, ain't that much to take
Wouldn't know the difference between a real blonde and a fake"
- Bob Dylab - Highlands

Some more for your enjoyment:

"There will come a time when time goes out the window"
- John Frusciante - Going Inside

"A throne from which i'm told all history does unfold
It's made of wood and wire
And my buddy is fire
And god is never far away"
- Johnny Cash - Mercy Seat

"As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father
But instead I had a dad"
- Nirvana - Serve The Servants

"The teacher stands in front of the class, the lesson plan he can't recall
The students eyes don't precieve the lies bouncing off every fuckin wall
His composure is well kept, I guess he fears playing the fool
The complacent student sits and listens to that bullshit he learned in school"
- Rage Against The Machine - Take The Power Back

"elvis isnt dead, hes just on vacation with jim morrison" karma by diffuser

<i>Stroboscopic contorsion-assault. Lightbulb language translated into fits
Codes of tendon-flickers I can't grasp. Focus lost as I writhe and twitch
Random beats of blinding shockwaves. Erratic suns that twist my eyes
Flashes pounding at my thoughts as the intrinsic pains multiply.</i>

<b>Meshuggah</b> - Spasm

<i>My God's will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.</i>

<b>TOOL</b> - Opiate

'Am i driftwood or hosanna?'

Glassjaw - Trailer Park Jesus.

I'm starting to notice a lot of people liking GlassJAw.

Hells yes!

<i>What causes my laughter at another's disaster?
It's the bastard in me, you fucking whore.</i>

<b>GlassJAw</b> - Lovebites and Razourlines

"So I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war,
If you can tell me something worth fighting for."
From a Coldplay song, A Sudden Rush Of Blood To The Head. Not the best, I can never pick a best of anything, but I heard this the other day and really liked it.

BOLT THE CARBURETOR TO THE INTAKE MANIFOLD. 750 CFM IS GOLD. HOLLEY 750, MAN. I GOT THE ROCKIN' INTAKE SYSTEM, GOT THE GALAXIE THAT FLIES. HIGH PERFORMANCE, RACIN' CAM RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. 700 HORSES TEARIN' ASS ON DOWN THE ROAD.
Zeke - Holly 750


RUNNIN' SHINE -
WELL NOW DOWN DEEP IN THE OZARKS MAN,

THERE WERE I WAS BORN,

MY GRANDFATHER OWNED A STILL

AND RAISED A FIELD OF CORN.

HE TOLD ME BOY, YOU GONNA CARRY ON THIS FAMILY TRADITION,

THEN HE WILLED ME THE STILL PLUS ALL THE GUNS AND AMMUNITION.

YOU BETTER START RUNNIN' WHEN THE BULLETS START TO FLY.

YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND YOU FACE FLASH IN THE SKY.

I'M RUNNIN' SHINE.

MY GRANDFATHER TAUGHT ME ALL THE SECRETS OF THE TRADE,

HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DRINK AND SELL THE BEST OF WHAT I MADE.

HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO UTILIZE THE GUNS AND AMMUNTION AND

HE ATAUGHT ME HOW TO DEAL WITH THOSE WHO ENVIED MY POSITION.

ONE DAY SHERIFF GERALD COLTRANE CAME A KNOCKIN' AT MY DOOR,

HE TOLD ME YOU WON'T BE MAKIN' THAT CORN LIQUOR NO MORE.

I FINALLY GOT TO UTILIZE THE GUNS AND AMMUNITION AND I

FINALLY GOT TO DEAL WITH WHOSE WHO ENVIED MY POSITION.

great lines from obscure songs/artists
 

from a 70s band called The Godz (the hard rock/heavy metal Godz, not the psychadelic/whatever band from the late 60s)

song called Snakin', about an untrustworthy woman:

"The head that I been gettin' ain't worth the bitchin' that I take."


whats your fave?

"Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes"

- Tool, &AElig;nema ...good call, Krycheck.

"I don't gamble, but I bet...
I'm gonna die if I don't get a cigarette."

- Sublime, Lets Go Get Stoned

"No escape from the mass mind rape"

- Rage Against the Machine, Bullet in the Head

I could spend all night doing this...but these are some that stand out immediatly.

gone savage for teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love
-"Screenwriters Blues" Soul Coughing

Mid-level manager, says he heard about
Some mulatto girl, shot him in the mouth
And left him a hotel near the mid-south offices
He worked in distribution, regional vice-president
-"Collapse" Soul Coughing

Brooklyn like a sea in the asphalt stalks
Push out dead air from a parking garage
Where you stand with the keys and your cool hat of silence
Where you grip her love like a driver's liscense
- "True Dreams of Witchita" Soul Coughing


You rang the eskimo to meet you at the station
Oh he's like milk to you half swedish and half asian
- "St. Louise is Listening" Soul Coughing

I wanna grow together,
Let's let our love unfurl.

--Eminem "Superman"

This is just so cheesy it always makes me laugh to hear it coming out of Eminem's mouth. Ther'es no denying Eminem is the man.

White rap duo from Minneapolis Atmosphere:

"Love your life, quite cliche, but i guess that's me. A bowl of pop culture with arms and feet"

big fan of that one

Not really an unknown artist, but John Frusciante's solo work isn't well known...

"The smile on my face isn't always real" - John Frusciante - Your Pussy's Glued to a Building on Fire

more nirvana...i think they take the cake.

"The lady i feel a maternal love for can not look me in the eyes.
but i see hers and they are blue, and they cock and twist and masturbate."

The kind of night thats so cold
your spit freezes
before it hits the ground

-Cowboy Junkies

"I´m so addicted to you
-and you´re such a dick to me."

Lit (off the "Atomic" album)

Couple o' favs....

"Middle finger is the flag that I wave when I'm silenced"
Mudvayne

"I've got nothing to do but hang around and get fucked up on you"
and
"Your ass, like Jesus' feet... worth kissing"
Therapy

"I've got machine guns
and yes they're lots of fun
I'ver got some bullets and
I'm mowing everybody down"
and
"The devil lives in Rome,
the devil clothed in robes"
Nothingface

one last one...
"I am become
the breath of god
I am the son
You pray to rise.
I am the shackle
To hold you under
I am the crutch
To guard the lies."
that would be the incomperable and not yet famous me.

all the rusted signs we ignore throughout our lives
choosing the shiny ones instead - Pearl Jam (Thumbing My Way)

The Polls close like caskets

&

Sheep tremble and here come the votes


Rage Against the Machine

I never knew a rubber doll could be so hard to please
Dinosaur Jr. - Severed Lips

And I'm certain if I drive into those trees
It'll make less of a mess than you made of me.
Rainer Maria - Broken Radio

My love song sucked, yours made me cry.
HUM - Scraper

Put this benzene ring around your finger.
HUM - The Scientists

If there's one thing you can say about mankind,
there's nothing kind about man.
Tom Waits - Misery's the River of the World

We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves.
Modest Mouse - Dramamine

I saw an astronomer break down on CNN.
He said, "I'm a scientist not a fucking clergy man."
Dismemberment Plan - 8 1/2 Minutes

"I was in my room, just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, but then again I was thinking about nothing."

Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers" - Marilyn Manson
"If you should die before me ask if you can bring a friend" - Stone Temple Pilots

you have always told me you'd
not live past 25
I say stay long enough to repay
all who caused strife

Alice in Chains

Ween got hired to make a song for the Pizza Hut "Insider" pizza, where there is cheese inside the crust. Lyrics...
"Where'd the cheese go?
I don't know!
Where'd the cheese go?
I don't know!"
Pizza Hut didn't like it, and wanted Ween to remake the song. Ween was getting tired of Pizza Hut by this time, so they changed the lyrics to...
"Bitch, where's the mutherfuckin' cheese go at?
I don't know." Needless to say, Pizza Hut learned that they are not "hip" enough for Ween. I think you can still hear both versions on their website. The lyrics are dumb, but it's so catchy its scary.

"I'm not black like Barry White, no I'm white like Frank Black is."
Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn

Don't open your eyes
you won't like what you see
The devils of truth
steal the souls of the free
Don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
You can find happiness in slavery
--NIN - Happiness in Slavery

God money I'll do anything for you
God money just tell me what you want me to
God money nail me up against the wall
God money don't want everything he wants it all
--NIN - Head Like a Hole [no idea how I managed to mislabel that one the first time]

I'm just an effigy to be disgraced
To be defaced
Your need for me has been replaced
And if I can't have everything well then just give me a taste
--NIN - Sin

I put my faith in god and my trust in you
Now there's nothing more fucked up I could do
--NIN - Wish

When figures from the past stand tall
And mocking voices ring the hall
Imperialistic house of prayer
Conquistadors who took their share
--NIN - Dead Souls

Probably the most famous of all Nine Inch Nails lyrics,

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
--NIN - Closer

She eyes me like a Pisces when, I am weak,
I’ve been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks.
I’ve been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap,
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black...
--Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box

Johnny's in America, Johnny looks up at the stars
Johnny combs his hair and Johnny wants pussy and cars
--David Bowie & Trent Reznor - I'm Afraid of Americans

To end it on a lighter note, here's a quote form David Allen Coe's "Fuckin' in the Butt"

Baby, won't you give me some head?
Baby, won't you give me some head?
Baby, won't you give me some head?
Baby, won't you give me some head?

Base 2 (Formerly Sci-fi Lullaby) are not very well known or mainstream, but they're touring Europe now.

From "The Pavement"

I see you frozen
In the back of your intentions.
And someone stole the bread,
For the sandwich in my head.

The truth is,
You could slit my throat,
and in my one last gasping breath i'd apologise
for bleeding on your shirt.

Taking Back Sunday - You Know How I Do.

Beautiful - shame about the tour cancellation and possible split :0

"doesnt mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
neil young - old man

The Normals:

"You were standing in my doorway
as the seconds raced the snails"

great metaphor, other pieces of note...

"so this is growing up
to find the things you weren't old enough to know
are the things you never wanted
as another pretty girl falls for another dirty lie

Innocence, we never got to say goodbye..."

Pedro the Lion: Penetration, the whole freakin song is good

"Have you ever seen an idealist with gray hairs on his head?
Or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
You only think you did, and I could've sworn I saw it too
But as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes

And we're so sorry sir, but you did not quite make the cut this time
And we'd appreciate it if you cleared your stuff all out by five
Don't take it personal, everyone knows you did your best
If it makes it easier you should look at it from our perspective

Cause if it isn't making dollars
Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't a moving unit
Then you're not worth the expense
If you really want to make it
You had best remember this:
If it isn't penetration
Then it isn't worth a kiss"

Jerry spent some time in Michigan
A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime
A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit
A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine

Jerry only stayed a couple months
It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass
Asphyxiation is simple and fast
It beats seventeen fun years of being someones bitch

thats from NoFX's the decline

"Racecar backwards spells racecar, but you wouldn't know that."

"Two plus two ain't four, it's five tramp."

Fly Spinach Fly - Colgate Smile

So hold me and love me
Tie me up and drug me
'Cause I'm not gonna beg you for my life

- Matthew Sweet
<i>Someone To Pull The Trigger</i>