Foreigner - Cold As Ice

Music to shave your pet to?

Asta!!

Don't know the original artist - Mission Impossible Theme

Music to visit the doctor to?

bon jovi - bad medicine

music to buy a car to?

Racer X - Street Lethal

Music to go bankrupt to?

Time of Your Life - Greenday

Music to take a zenlike crap to.

incubus - aqueous transmission

music to watch a documentary about the mating habits of buffalos to?

Bad Touch- Blood Hound Gang

Music to cook a pizza by

The pizza bagel bites theme song

Music to listen to while you're waiting for a cd to finish burning?

Asta!!

King Missile - Jesus is way cool.. coz he's responsible for that cd your burning! :D

music to dance out of your final exam?

Lostpropeths - Ode to Summer

Music to cheat on your partner to?

"Dirty Little Secrets" My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

music to have a heart attack to?

Billy Joel - Movin' Out (Ah but working too hard can give you A heart attack, ack, ack ... )

Music to listen to Bruce Springsteen to.

Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends

Music to tell your parents you hate them from the comfort of your own room to by blasting it from the speakers?

Asta!!

The I love you song by Barney the dinosaur

music to fantasize making love to your best friend's girlfriend to

The Cars - My Best Friends Girl

Music to shave your pubes to?

Asta!!

pussy manifesto by bitch and animal

music to brush your teeth to?

"Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?" Reverend Horton Heat

music to run through busy traffic to?

"Wipeout", by... uh... I forget.

Music to tell your boss that he and the entire administrative staff can kiss your ass right in the crack (to).

"i love you" barney

music to do handstands to

Mickey! - Tony Basil

music to do tequila shots and puke (4times) in teh forest to!?

The Eagles - Tequila Sunrise

Music to pick the ticks off your corgi to?

http://www.angelfire.lycos.com/hipho...regrandson.jpg

Asta!!

Avenged Sevelfold - Breaking Their Hold .. as in the ticks..

Music to wonder why youd own a dog that small to?

Okay...first it's only a fuckin puppy homie ;) Haha they get a lil bigger. Still kinda small dogs though
http://petcare.umn.edu/dogs/photos/173_head_picture.jpg
http://www.co.jyu.fi/showdog/wds2002/12.jpg

To answer the question

The Eagles - I can't tell you why

Pops thinks this is funny

Music to listen to your father call you a moocher to?

Asta!!

yay for Corgis.
doesn´t the Queen have great taste.


Bernard Herrmann - Twisted Nerve.


music to fight possums to...

"Fucking Hostile" Pantera

music to t.p. someone's house to?

Bloodhound gang - the roof is on fire (is that the real name?)

music to wake up with your girlfriend on a cold day in november to?

Guns & Roses - November Rain (right on Slash's guitar solo just after Axle's piano solo)

Music to play after you walk out of a bomb shelter you've spent the last 35 years in and can finally set foot on earth once more?

Asta!!

John Williams - Hymn to the Fallen

Music to make a pizza to?

One Bourbon, one scotch, one beer - John Lee Hooker

Music to lick stamps to...

Lil' Kim - How Many Licks

Music to visit a relative to?

AC/DC - Highway to Hell


music to eat a Big Mac to?

Lacuna Coil - Heaven's a Lie

Music to receive a stab wound to?

Between the Buried and Me - The Use of a Weapon

Music to make fun of midgets to?

Any Kenny G. piece.

*edit, this is response to Chingal0's post, posted a minute too late. Feel free to use this one to continue, however...

Another one of mine for Reverend Horton Heat "Big Dwarf Rodeo"

"Tiny little broncs that bust
Tiny little clowns that fuss
Tiny little cattle that ride
And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide

People come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show"

music to be a midget to?

Haven - Out Of Reach

Music to play really loud so the neighbors can't hear you smothering your father in his sleep?

Hatebreed - Last Breath

Music to bathe in KFC biscuts to?

FastLove - George Michael

music to perve on a seriously sexy spanish girl as she walks by...

Sting - Desert Rose

Music to go shopping to?

Janes Addiction - Been Caught stealing

Music to rape an unwilling corpse to?

Asta!!

The Golden Palominos - Victim

Music to swim against the tide to...

Every Time I Die - Floater

Music to watch a public execution to..

R.e.m. "shiny happy people."

I can picture it perfectly, I guess it helps if you've seen the video. The beginning of the song will have the crowd all happy and eager for the execution, then the "sad" part of the song plays right before and during the execution, then after their bodies are hanging, the song resumes it's happiness.

I hope that makes sense.

music to be stuck on a life raft for months to?

tool - aenima

"learn to swim"

music to rob a persons house and feel leik an asshole to

ac/dc - dirty deads done dirt cheap


music to cut down trees to?

the lumberjack song by monthy python

music to put on repeat at the halowe'en party?

Creedence Clear Water - I Put A Spell On You

Music to keep yourself awake while having to take a road trip for hours? (gotta be peppy)

Asta!!

Aqua - Barbie Girl

Music to bathe in goats blood to.

Silverchair - Spawn Again or any NIN song.

Music to throw rocks at the goat blood bathing sicko to?

Asta!!

Megadeth - Crush Em

Music to waltz with monkeys to

anything recent by Sade. slow mellow and sexy as hell.

Okay I'll add his question for him.

Music to listen to while you wait for this guy to remember he didn't put up question after his choice? :D

is patience still waiting? by juliana theory

music to trash a hotel room to

turbonegro- self destructo bust

music to furioulsy play the air drums to? (taken?)

When the Levee Breaks, Led Zeppelin.

Music to skydive to?

Tom Petty - Free falling

Music to set your clocks by?

smashing pumpkins, tonight tonight

music to jump on a trampoline to

House of pain - jump around

Music to bike to?

oops

Cake-He's going the distance

not sure if thats the name of the band though!

Music to post on the TFP to

Erlend Øye - Every party has a winner and a loser (at least that is what I'm listenign to while posting right now)

Music to be a poser to?

Beck - Loser

music to wak the red carpet to whilst wearing a women's bubble paper swimsuit, and be a male

Kurupt - Just Don't Give a Fuck

Music to get shanked to.

No-Man - Bleed

Music to go to the hospital to?

Urgent - Foreigner

Music to shower to?

Garbage - When I grow Up

"Happy Hours, Golden Showers"

You didn't say what kind of shower......

Music to clean out your toe cheese to....

nofx - punk guy

music to jump out of a speeding veichle on a highway to?

turn the page - metallica

music to sing in the shower to?

"Coffee & TV" - Blur

Music to beat a man to death with a rubber hose to?

Brak - Put your socks on Momma now...

Music to eat pussy to?

Slick Rick - Adults Only

Music to sacrifice goldfish to?

Music to sacrifice goldfish to?

Pantera -- Five Minutes Alone


Music to jaywalk to?

aerosmith - walk this way

music to rob a bank to?

Talib Kweli - Get By

Music to secretly film Antifishstick singing in the shower to?
http://209.50.251.29/webcams/antifishstick.jpg
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Asta!!

Flight of the Bumblebee

Music to shave to?

That scary "Psycho" shower music.

Music to be tired of fucking school after 10 years of fucking education to?

pink floyd - another brick in the wall

or

schools out for the summer - alice cooper (i think - that is the artist in my play list but i have a funny feeling that it is wrong)

music to realise that you have not had a wink of sleep for the past week because you decided to pop 5000 mg guriana pills for a couple of days in a row?

Faithless - insomnia

Music to get flashbacks to slow-dancing at highschool to?

Fly Me to the Moon - Frank Sinatra

Music to wait for someone to meet you somewhere to?

Wow, you must be really old.

As of the song:The Kinks - Tired of Waiting

song to play football to?

Queen - We are the champions

music to throw cornflakes at cars to

The Haunted - Shithead

Music to deerhunt but accidently shoot your whole hunting party to?

oops! i did it again - britney spears (??)

music to listen to while writing a Japanese Animation essay...

LostProphets - Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja

Music to paint miniatures to?

Poison the Well - Nerdy

Music to listen to music to?

stereo modus - 10.2

music to tell a teacher/boss to go fuck themself to?

Slayer - Burn In Hell

Music to eat corn-dogs to?

Weird Al Yankovich - Eat It

Music to eat ice cream in front of fat people trying to work out in the gym beyond the glass in front of you to?

Asta!!

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby

Music to spend 4 hours of slack time listening to?

Liquid Tension Experiment - Liquid Dreams

Music to operate to?

The Southern Death Cult - Vivisection

Music to knock down those slow bastards blocking your way when you get off of the train and begin to walk to work to.....

Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

Music to eat popcorn to?

Kraftwerk - Popcorn

Music to strain your voice singing to?

Dream Theater - Voices

Music to write e-mails to?

Chicks on Speed -- Fashion Rules

Music to shave to?

The Gillette the best a man can get jingle song

Music to drown out the sound of your parents having sex in the next room to?

Asta!!

Rage Against The Machine - Freedom


Music to finger a girl in theback seat of your car to?

The Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Velvet Groove

Music to scare the bears away when yer on a camping outing?

Asta!!

screeching weasel - i wanna be a homosexual


music to get hit by a car to?

tracy chapman - fast car


music to flip a coin to...