striker3303

I would have to pick Fred Durst. I would love the press, "Fred Durst gets ass kicked by his 6 year old son. Actually I would say Mike Ness, now that guy kicks ass.

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fuzzix

lmao @ fred durst comment. I'd pick David Gilmour as my rock star dad.

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Nefir

Elvis. Nuff said.

Wow.. I'd be a totally different person... think of the possibilities!

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348Dav

John Lennon.......'cause then I would be smoking pot and taking LSD with my Dad.

Have to find a way to get rid of Yoko Ono though.....

anti fishstick

another vote for john lennon. i have so much admiration for that man.

but if you're just talking genetics, steve tyler, so i could have liv tylers lips :-D

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God of Thunder

Frank Zappa, that way I would have a cool name like Dweezil or Moon Unit

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Thraeryn

Gene Simmons. Not only would I have Demon Gene as a Dad, but I'd hopefully have Shannon Tweed as a Mom, and parents who understood my liberal sexual desires and my urges to look like I'm drinking blood. He's also one of the coolest bassists EVER, which certainly doesn't hurt. (See God of Thunder's avatar above.)

high_way

jim morrison

i would love to be able to write some of the poetry and music which he has written and having him as a dad would give me a fighting chance, and my dad would hvae been a sex symbol which would have given me more of a chance to be a sex symbol

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Sledge

Flea. Too damn cool, and a nice guy to boot.

perripken

Ditto on Steven Tyler, but for me it would be just so I could be incestuous with my sister Liv!

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Redlemon

I'm going to have to say "no". I'd want my dad to be home occasionally, not on tour half of the year. Perhaps someone who only did studio work would be OK.

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bundy

Mick Jagger.
man, that guy is still bringing home 20 year olds, i´d love to hit the town with him.
father and son team. that´d be great.

actually i hear its a rule at his family gatherings that he´s not allowed to bring dates who are younger than his kids. haha.

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lions20

Jimmy Page so he could teach me how to play guitar.

Arc101

It would have to be David Bowie for a weird but cool dad, and a very strange upbringing.

JohnnyRock

OZZY!!!!

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brandon11983

Gotta go with Trent Reznor. I think I'd be awesome to witness some of his brilliant musical visions firsthand.

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CyN1caL

Bruce Dickenson.

He is just so crazy, it's amazing

World's King

Snoop Dogg.


No question about it.

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rogue49

I'd say Ringo Starr, that's one hip talented drummer
that knows how to keep his sense of humor,
and how to handle incredible fame & fortune.

Perfect combo, respect, fame, wealth but low-key & cool.
And Barbara Bach would be my step-mom.

Think of the connections and the inheritance,
and he'd be a cool dad to boot. (not a head-case)

Kaos

Tommy Lee, not only would he bring home hot chicks like Pam Anderson, but maybe I would inherit his giant cock through genetics

filtherton

Jesus Christ Superstar
POW!!
You're talking to the grandson of god!

Esoteric

Tommy Lee!

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Roy Orbison ... just so genetics would give me a voice like his :P

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Troublebot

Keith Moon.

'Cause my Dad would be crazy ass and I'd probably play the drums alot better.

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glytch

I'll say David Bowie as well, he would be an awesome dad, I'm sure.

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Dr.Who

David Bowie all the way. Weird, intelligent and cool at is age, who can ask for more!

flutter_girl

chris cornell... if i cant 'have' him... may as well be related to him at least...

Xiangsu

Eddie Vedder or maybe Trent Reznor.

almostaugust

Roger Waters or Iggy Pop

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After seeing the Jackass movie and the off-road tattoo stunt, I would be honored to have Henry Rollins as my dad. He could teach me how to scream, pick out the right tattoo and artist, beat the shit out of someone, write a song about lying, and life weights. Perhaps I could also find my way into one of his movies like "Heat" or "The Chase." Small parts for him, I know, but meeting Ashley Judd and Kristy Swanson would rock.

Dylan Marsh Rollins. Now that sounds perfect.

Sion

easy: Robert Plant

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Ben Harper.... His music is so incredible...... Or maybe Johnny Cash...

NatureBoy

Frank Zappa. He would have been a cool-ass dad. Plus, like someone said, I'd have a cool name. Maybe 'Chiffon' or 'Yonk'.

h2ogo69

flea....coolest dude in the world.... really nice.... great bassist.... id finally be able to jame wihthim... and learn to play directly from him....eihter way he is the reason i strted playing bass

SLIMM

my dad is a rock star!
he is no musician but he kicks ass!


if i was to pick i guess i would go with johnny cash!

Prince

David Bowie.

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TED NUGENT

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Ozzy or John Lennon

tekaweni

Anyone but Michael Jackson. Anyone...

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