FUCK AVRIL! Who is with me?!
 

Sorry, im just sick of this stupid bitch. Look what she is doing to all the teen girls out there, getting them to where spike neklaces with there abercrombie pop shit. Jesus. Her whole image is just fucking retarded. I was told that she was a country/folk singer a few years ago, and couldnt make it, now she puts on a spike braclet, has a tie with a wife beater, and puts dark makeup on her eyes, and people notice her.......fucking morons. I hope she dies.

Its just the new era. Look back to Led Zeppelin when they were around, everyone dressed like them, cut their hair like them, its human nature for people to immitate popular and famous people, so that they can become more acceptable in society, and be part of the 'norm'. Unfortunatley these days, theres so many different walks of life, that the 'norm' is far from normal. You just have to live with it, and hope you don't become a hipocrite, and remain individual.

Heh, yes yes. I understand. Its still fucking stupid. Avril is diffrent though, she wont be around much longer.

ok... lol

I'll fuck Avril...Oh, wait, that wasn't what you meant :)

You gotta make the differenciation (sp) between Led Zepplin ansd Avril. Zepplin had talent & I would even go so far as to say that they were musicians. Avril on the other hand is a brainless idiot with the correct "look" for this time period.
It doesnt matter if she doesnt have a spattering of musical talent, taste or knowledge. It doesnt matter if she happens to be stupider than a ball of lint either or that she is an arrogant, self centered, self important jumped up little fuckwad. The cattle will still ingest the musical diorreah that MTV spoonfeeds them.
She will be gone soon.

Yeah... better watch out for those pre-fab celebrities...

What a waste of breath...

Yes. Avril is a product of someone's idea of what works for marketing to young girls. What mainstream music is free of that taint?

That said, would I rather have my daughter listen and aspire to be sex kittens a la Britney and Christina or would I rather have her listen to and aspire to be someone like Avril? Her message seems to be rather anti-authority and be a punk.

Both are extremely surface and both are being marketed at us and our kids as product. While I would hope she would recognize these attempts to mold her way of seeing the world through carefully crafted images... I would also hope that she would be able to take from this, or any pop culture, whatever can empower her.

I don't see the benefit in whinging about how manufactured some celebrity is... Let's face it... it isn't going away.

You don't like don't buy it.


(as for Avril being into country... umm what music were you into at the ages of 10 to 14? What are you into now? Who cares if she dug Shania Twain and wanted to be like her?)

I'd bend her over and show her what it's like to be force fed.
http://www.avril-lavigne.com/images/photo7.jpg

Give me Michelle Branch over Avril anyday, sexually and musically.

Someone else said this on the TFP
"I'd bend her over lavigne all over her face."

I'd love to fuck her too, but I absolutely hate all that she stands for, so the fucking would have to be rough anal, much like most of what's on Kazaa.

I love her. Just not her music. I'd rip her up.

Asta!!

I would do Michelle Branch and Avril any day of the week. well if my girlfriend let me that it ;)

Not into her music, But I would love to get into her.

She's already spawned a clone... skye sweetnam (sp?)

Blame MTV :p

dont worry about it..

I agree with those that said they'd fuck her, lol.

Avril is the most underrated musician in America today. Word.

Re: FUCK AVRIL! Who is with me?!
 

Sorry, but can't help but point out that you're calling someone retarded when you can't even spell retarded.

Dude, chill, you're taking this way too seriously. Shes just a pop icon/entertainer so whats the big deal. If it wasnt her, someone else just as fake would've taken her place and you'd just be cursing a different name.

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Her image is retarded? Not by marketing standards (as you pointed out - she does have a following). She's appealing to just another music market that is out there. Let her do her thing, and she will fade out or change her image just like other musicians (Cher). You don't have to buy her music ... and I'm sure she doesn't really give a shit on what your thoughts of her are.

Very classy.

How much time are you wasting hating on someone who would be irrelevant to your existence if you could stop hating on her?
You might as well start a thread about how you hate swiss cheese.

To paraphrase:
Sorry, im just sick of this STUPID CHEESE. Look what IT is doing to all the teen girls out there, getting them to EAT REUBENS with there abercrombie pop shit. Jesus. ITS whole image is just fucking retarted. I was told that IT was a EUROPEAN CHEESE a few years ago, and WAS IMPORTED, now IT puts on a KRAFT LABEL, THAT has A PICTURE OF WISCONSEN ON IT, and IS ACTUALLY MADE THERE TOO, and people notice IT.......fucking morons. I hope IT GETS MOLDY

Am I the only one who's see's both italics and bold HTML in Derwoods reply?

Asta!!

Despite whatever you guys said after my post, I still want to fuck her.

but guys! She's the "anti-Britney"! She is here to save music!

Her next single will probably be about clouds and how much she likes puppies.

Who doesn't like puppies?!

Look now they're sad cause you don't like em
http://www.srkennel.com/puppies.jpg

Asta!!

AWwwww. Don't worry Puppies, Metallica is working on a Puppy and Flowers Album. I hear Eminiem is releasing a single about a kitten playing with a ball of yarn.

im with you..

This thread rules.

That is one great quote.

o how much i hate mtv

her music blows but she is pretty hot...
just my thoughts

umm might get the shit kicked out of me...but i'll go out on a limb....

some her lyrics are actually good! i don't mean the songs she released i mean the others on the album, most notably "Naked" (i can hear the sniggers! shut up!) But i must agree she can't sing for shit, but damn shes cute!

Ehh Ick, I don't see much wrong with Avril, actually. Why not rip on someone who actually deserves it, eh? I'd rather listen to Avril over a lot of shit I hear on the radio these days, I can assure you i'm not the only one, too.

I'm wit yoooooooooooooooooo oooooooo oooooou!! I'M WITH YOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOU!!! la la la la la la la la la la

Asta!!

Oh look there's my ass on the floor, cuz I just L'dMAO. Best thread since the birth of the silkworm.
Retarted. Diorreah. Force fed. Swiss cheese. Awesome.

I don't hate Avril... I don't mind her at all actually... and she's cute.

There are tonnes of other musicians out there who deserve the hate more.

I'd hit it. Then hit her with a truck.

I was waiting for somebody to post the swimsuit pic. I searched all over google to try and find it and couldn't find it. Musta entered the wrong topic.

Asta!!

ain't nothin' wrong with fuckin' that.:D

Can't stand Avril, calling her pathetic would be too nice.

holy shit, damn she is so hot. Doesnt mean i cant hate her. that is a fucking amazing picture...

There's another one of her boyfriend rubbing lotion over her back too. Post it if you find it, I saw it in a magazine.

If you're gonna hate someone, hate Timberlake or any gangsta rapper, but not cute lil' Avril lol, she's just so. . . hot.

Oh my God... She baught new boobs.

http://stranglethecat.com/Uploads/3/0200326068200.jpg

http://stranglethecat.com/Uploads/3/0200326068300.jpg

http://stranglethecat.com/Uploads/3/0200326070200.jpg

http://stranglethecat.com/Uploads/3/avrilbeach5.jpg

We gotta find that man n kill him.

Asta!!

Re: FUCK AVRIL! Who is with me?!
 

Besides the part were you said fuck Avril, i'm not with you at all. She isn't that bad at all and there are way worse singers out there. Not only that but she is fucking hot too.

Much, much worse out there, Avril is not THAT bad, I agree Spacemonkey!

If you mean fuck her in the literal sense, then yes I will fuck her and I am with you. She is good looking, she has an pretty voice and she writes her own songs so she deserves a little credit.

OMG, this is such a funny thread.
I'm not a lesbian, so I wouldn't literally fuck Avril, but I'll say this, her songs don't wear well over time. I listened to them quite a bit, and then got bored. I don't think she's gonna have a long shelf life.

Now there's a thought to whip out the handcream to, lesbian sex with Avril, mmmm...

that really needed to be said
 

YES YES YES, fuck her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant. FUCK DA CHEESE

Unhappily, if you were to kill off Avril, someone else is going to come bouncing along in almost exactly the same outfit. I see Avril as more of an effect than a cause - there's a ravenous teenage-girl market out there who are playing with their newfound feminity, and the record labels know how to give them what they want.

Pop icons reflect their times, not vice versa.

And so do cheeses.

Fuck Avril, then eat cheese. Sounds like a plan to me!

She sucks, false people suck. We'll get the last laugh though, in fifteen years when she's old and ugly crying on VH1 about how life treated her so unfairly after she lost her success.

Or how about.... Fuck Avril... WHILE eating Cheese!!!

If one can stay away from her videos then her music itself is not so bad. It is the skatergrrl image I don't like.

All agree with this.