what fucking assholes theres 12 notes on each string an althoi dnt know how many chords... i know that a persons hand can only stretch far enough... so of course pplare gonna use the same fucking chords from time to time... in fact metallica is an unorigional uninventive band imo... i think hammit isthe only thig that makes them sound different

hammit? Did you mean Hamm-er? as in M.C.?

Please hammit, don't hurt 'em!

What a bunch of overrated, overhyped, undertalented ass-clowns. Even though it's a hoax, I wouldn't put it passed that squirrel-pimp drummer of theirs. He needs to practice more and stop sniveling. Their new album sucks bad too! Even the rating agree. One word sums up this "band" - CRAP!

lol duh they didnt sue, this was a satire made on fark just to see what reaction people would give, if you look at the html it is obvious it doesnt take you to the mtv or metallica site, i even fell for it though. BUt anyway
METALLICA SUCKS

lars the best drum player.. damn u dont listen to much good new heavy metal my friend..

go get yourself some OPETH.. or NEVERMORE.. or .. SYL.. dude.. GENE HOGLAN OWNS LARS...

hehe.. I did at one time enjoy metallica though.

Im not agains heavy metal is just that i dont like metallica the people. I mean its sad when you can get people to believe they sued over somthing liek that its crazy

It's always a mistake to learn to play the drums if you want all the attention for yourself. I saw a video of Metallica just recently and Lars just couldn't sit still for a minute without getting up and making a bit of arse of himself, frankly. I'd advise him to do a Phil Collins - lots of crooning albums about the homeless, losing in love, etc, for the housewives, link up with Phil Bailey and kick his guest drummer off his stool whenever he feels like it on tour.

I didn't think it was real, but MAN OH MAN that would be funny as hell on a triscuit.

Ah, the laughing stock that is Metallica...

Although this was a joke I wouldn't doubt it if something along the lines of this really did happen.

Holy crap. I can't believe anybody believed this. HAHAHA. Geez you guys, come on! Very silly. The fact that it made snopes is incredible.